ANNOUNCER NOHYAS PROHYAS VAMBRE PROHYAS so this is galacton? i-i don’t even know what i’m lookin’ at. VAMBRE the further we get from rhyboflaven, the weirder it gets. PROHYAS so where does the map say the confusing alien magisword is? NOHYAS it’s okay! we already got it! VAMBRE nohyas! PROHYAS nohyas! PROHYAS ah, geez, he’s got the confusing alien magisword. NOHYAS hi, vambre! me! PROHYAS we’ve been through this. you’re not me! NOHYAS right! except for that i am! oh, yeah! PROHYAS uuuuugh... you know, i don’t recall asking for a mysterious doppleganger. VAMBRE we need to get that magisword away from him. NOHYAS let’s see what this thing does! VAMBRE it shoots duckies?... or summons them? NOHYAS duckies?! your favorite! PROHYAS duckies are not my favorite! dolphins are my favorite. don’t make up stuff about me! NOHYAS well, i mean, duckies are my favorite, and i’m you! therefore, victoriously…. PROHYAS er! you don’t know me! VAMBRE dear heart, come hither. that’s a good lad. PROHYAS you… PROHYAS aaaaahhh!!! VAMBRE use your words. PROHYAS aaaaaargh!!!! NOHYAS i’m bored! oh, yeah! VAMBRE hmm… no duckies? PROHYAS then did it do anything? VAMBRE PROHYAS hu! what did it do to my voice? does that sword just do whatever? this isn’t funny! VAMBRE no… not at all! PROHYAS my voice might be stuck like this forever! VAMBRE alright, just… give me a moment. NOHYAS ha! just like old times! PROHYAS what old times? NOHYAS don’t you remember back when vambre and i – who is you – were kids? uncle beauford would come over, and he’d bring us those little candy licorice hats, and i’d put one on my head, and i’d place one finger under my nose like a mustache and say, “oh, yeah!” and little vambre would just laugh and laugh. that’s why i, being you, wear this bowler and mustache to this day. PROHYAS you, you… you made absolutely all of that up! NOHYAS oh! i did, didn’t i? PROHYAS you’re evil, aren’t you? NOHYAS yeah, aren’t you? i mean, i am, and you’re me… PROHYAS aaaahhhh! NOHYAS naaah! PROHYAS plaid? my lucky scarf thingy is plaid?! ANNOUNCER dolphin hug! VAMBRE prohyas…? PROHYAS yeah? VAMBRE i will gladly try to take care of this evil twin problem so that you don’t have to deal with him anymore. PROHYAS uh-- VAMBRE ah-ah! don’t speak! why hello there, abomination. NOHYAS hi! VAMBRE mind if i try that new sword? NOHYAS well, you are my sister! VAMBRE mmmm… NOHYAS but turns out i’m evil! VAMBRE eh? NOHYAS so i guess i’m gonna point it at you. VAMBRE huh? NOHYAS oh, hey! a hole in the fabric of time and space…. no yeah! VAMBRE i guess we’re down one weirdo. oh, the local fauna? oh, hey! where do you think you’re going? PROHYAS wait, wait. yeah! i’m back to normal! VAMBRE eee! PROHYAS and also i had, like, a zit starting, and that’s gone as well. VAMBRE och! let’s get out of here. PROHYAS but… but my zit… NOHYAS where’s this arm guy taking me? oof! where am i? oh, slugburger. thanks, hand. PROHYAS after that ordeal it’ll be nice to have a slugburg— oh, come on!