ANNOUNCER ATTACKTUS PROHYAS VAMBRE ZANGE

VAMBRE
so princess zange’s seriously going to pay us 50 jemms to water a cactus?


PROHYAS
that's what she said!  but since the barren faceland has, surprisingly, more than once cactus . . . i may need some direction from the princess.  i'll call her on my magimobile!
ZANGE
'sup guys. rockin' and rollin'?  oh, hey.  you're in barren faceland already. nice.  the cactus is, like, 10 steps that way.  oh, yeah.  that's the spud.  water it and the cash is yours. peasy.


PROHYAS
eee!


ANNOUNCER
dolphin magisword 


PROHYAS
dolphin water!


VAMBRE
well that's... that?


ATTACKTUS
roaaaaar!


VAMBRE
och, the spud's gone sentient!


PROHYAS
yeeks!  <together> 


VAMBRE
yeeks!  <together>


PROHYAS
that cactus attacked us!!


ZANGE
yeah, man. harshmallows.  see that purdy jewel on the attacktus' chest? i want that.


PROHYAS
hehe. attacktus.


VAMBRE
what?! that wasn't part of the deal!


ZANGE
well-- you are warriors for hire, aintcha?


PROHYAS
"warrior" is our last name, actually--


ZANGE
well, im'a give you another fiddy jemms for it. good?




ATTACKTUS
rarr


PROHYAS
issa good plan.


VAMBRE
sure, we can do that.


ANNOUNCER
mummyyyyyy magiswoooooord!


VAMBRE
i'll grab the goods with me gauze!


PROHYAS
like her allitteration's any better than my puns.




VAMBRE
ooooooooooooooch!  ya needly malcontent!


PROHYAS
i'm sure she'll be fine.


ANNOUNCER
chainsaw magisword


PROHYAS
groovy.


PROHYAS
<stupid laughing>


ATTACKTUS
rrr?


PROHYAS
imma cut dat jewel right on out!


ZANGE
stop!!!  neither chainsaws nor you are known for their precision, doofmaster!


PROHYAS
you know you... hm... probably could've said that sooner.




ZANGE
yeah, probably


ATTACKTUS
rrrr


PROHYAS
aaaaaaaaaaaa!  urf?


ATTACKTUS
rrrr?


PROHYAS
duuuuuude.


PROHYAS
i guess that was kinda cool. if you're into that sorta thing




ZANGE
rock on, warriors. bring the dingus back to  the palace and i'll give you yer hundo.




PROHYAS
sweet!


ATTACKTUS
booo hoo hooo boo hoohoohoo boo hoohoohoo


VAMBRE
hmmm.  momma prohyas is gonna help him, isn't he.


PROHYAS
yes. yes she is…uh… he is.


ANNOUNCER
cheese magisword


VAMBRE
wait, what?


PROHYAS
ok, this is gonna take some concentration...  hmmm…. oh!  onward, good cheesewheel.


ATTACKTUS
booo hoo hooo


ATTACKTUS
woo hoo!




ZANGE
wow!  impressive.  prohyas, push the jewel vambre's holding like a button.


PROHYAS
ehhhhh?!


VAMBRE
ehhhhh?!


ZANGE
seriously.  push it.


PROHYAS
boop.


ANNOUNCER
cactus magisword


ZANGE
you guys can keep that and the hundo.  you passed.


PROHYAS
passed?


ZANGE
see ya!


PROHYAS
but how did you know--


VAMBRE
today could not possibly have gone bet--


PROHYAS
oh, dear monkey, it wants a hug.   ahhhh!  we’re ok though…


ANNOUNCER
soon!
PROHYAS
you go!
VAMBRE
no, you go!


PROHYAS
ugh… fine!   you can’t live here.  go back to the barren faceland. ah… please? ah… well i tried.