ANNOUNCER HOPPUS OLDMAN PROHYAS UNDERHAND VAMBRE VAMBRE ok, we're gonna do this, dingdongdangit. PROHYAS whoa! you sound like you mean bweezness! VAMBRE ooooh, i mean a whole chain of bweeznesses, prohyas! we were so close to having the funds necessary for the ground pound magisword! but bweezness is so slow! get off the table, weirdo! PROHYAS you’re a table! VAMBRE say something useful immediately! PROHYAS well, let’s go drum up bweezness, then! VAMBRE and how do you propose we drum up business? PROHYAS ah, bweezness. PROHYAS woo! yeah! come get some monsters vanquished! and swords weilded! and stuff… y’know… taken care of. VAMBRE yes, people of rhyboflaven! you too can have macguffins obtained by two rough and tumble warriors! VAMBRE we’ve been at this for hours. your plan is officially dumb. PROHYAS yeeeeah. OLDMAN say, i’d like to hire you kids, but… hmm… PROHYAS whatever it is, we’ll take it. VAMBRE whatever it is, we’ll take it. OLDMAN yardwork! PROHYAS what? VAMBRE what? OLDMAN once you’re all done, i’ll have 3 crisp jemms waiting for you! PROHYAS yes, old man oldman! VAMBRE yes, old man oldman! PROHYAS how does one do “yardwork”? i understand only adventure. VAMBRE is this even a yard? PROHYAS should weeeeeee….. pull weeds? VAMBRE ehhhhhhh... eeee! ANNOUNCER vambre lobster claw magiswooooord! VAMBRE ngh. ah, there’s one. ngh. oooch, this one’s a tough customer! little help, prohyas? PROHYAS rrrrrgh!!! VAMBRE rrrrrgh!!! UNDERHAND ahhh!!! VAMBRE an underground hand beast? thank goodness! PROHYAS monsters i understand! UNDERHAND rah! VAMBRE guess it means us harm! PROHYAS yup. ANNOUNCER snowbaaaall magiswooooord! VAMBRE my handsies despise the cold! it’s why i wear gloves! UNDERHAND brrr! rrr! hroh! VAMBRE och!! well, played, hand. PROHYAS ooh! ooh! i hate it when my hand falls asleep! ANNOUNCER sleeping dragooon magiswoooooord! PROHYAS ker-sleeeeeeeeep! UNDERHAND rrh? PROHYAS it ker-worked! VAMBRE eeee! UNDERHAND rrr… rgrh…. rrrrrrr…. raaaargh!!!! VAMBRE it… it just clapped itself awake. PROHYAS what self control. VAMBRE what skill! PROHYAS i’ve really gotta hand it to him. VAMBRE booooooo. UNDERHAND raaghh! VAMBRE eek! PROHYAS so i hate when i get a pencil stuck under my fingernail. so maybe the pencil magisword could work… but that might be too specific to me. uh, i could burn it with the radiator magisword but that also burns my hands, so, m’neh. VAMBRE oh! i hate it when i clip my fingernails too close. it’s why i wear gloves! PROHYAS well, what are you gonna do, use a nail clipper magisword? ANNOUNCER nail clipperrrrrr magiswooooooord! PROHYAS why do you have that?! VAMBRE there was a sale on it ‘cause it’s stupid. raaaaaaaaaaaaar! PROHYAS clip it good, sis! VAMBRE raaaaaaaah! UNDERHAND yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe! PROHYAS nailed it! VAMBRE i can’t stand puns that aren’t mine. HOPPUS i’ve been hired by the king of rhyboflaven to give you this reward for vanquishing the underground arm menace. VAMBRE we can go get the ground pound magisword now! HOPPUS PROHYAS woooo! VAMBRE woooo! OLDMAN my lawn! my beautiful lawn! you’ll pay for this, warriors for hire! PROHYAS loud! VAMBRE loud! PROHYAS that was so loud! geez! VAMBRE that was terribly loud! OLDMAN oh, i’m sorry!