ANNOUNCER MYSTERIOUS_HOODED_WOMAN PROHYAS TREE_JAY VAMBRE ANNOUNCER mighty magiswords! VAMBRE my word prohyas, those hover swords were incredible. PROHYAS just imagine, standing on a sword, and surfing around in the air. VAMBRE unfortunatley, we’re flat broke. nobody’s hired us to do any warrioring in weeks. PROHYAS someone will now that you said that. VAMBRE what? MYSTERIOUS HOODED WOMAN are you the warriors for hire? VAMBRE uhh. PROHYAS welcome to warriors for hire, where your issue is our mission. MYSTERIOUS HOODED WOMAN i require the golden spectAcles from the beast known as the tree jay PROHYAS theee.. MYSTERIOUS HOODED WOMAN if you journey to the deepest darkest woods and describe the weather, the tree jay will appear. i require his spectacles. VAMBRE but we charge…. MYSTERIOUS HOODED WOMAN what i will pay you will more than cover the cost of two hover swords. PROHYAS VAMBRE MYSTERIOUS HOODED WOMAN good iuck, warriors PROHYAS how long does it take to get to the deepest darkest woods? VAMBRE without hover swords? three days. ANNOUNCER almost three days later! PROHYAS uuuuugh! vambre, look! i think that might be the deepest darkest woods. VAMBRE we’re supposed to describe the weather. PROHYAS well it’s kind of chilly and ominOus cloudy VAMBRE the golden spectAcles TREE JAY that was the weather on the eights! keep your dial on wddf the forest! ANNOUNCER the forest! VAMBRE i don’t understand what… TREE JAY we’re starting a brand new promotion today, we’re playing a little game called bombs away! ANNOUNCER bombs away! TREE JAY why don’t you nutty kids start by telling the radio audience your names! VAMBRE what’s a radio? PROHYAS i’m prohyas TREE JAY you’re absolutley correct, buddy! you win this fabulous prize! poof. little blue bomb provided by jeff’s item shop. we’ll be taking your calls and playing more of the hits! ANNOUNCER playing the hits? TREE JAY you know we’ll be spinning stacks of laughing wax! PROHYAS can’t reach TREE JAY for the dial? See that you don't! we’ll be taking your calls at the top of the hour! ANNOUNCER blow dryer magisword! VAMBRE let’s see if this blows those gaudy glasses off your face. TREE JAY guess the management won't shell out for some ac. Am i right, p-hammer ? PROHYAS i…i… VAMBRE keep him busy for a moment PROHYAS my name is p-hammer and the management are cheap skates. TREE JAY zing man! PROHYAS zing! ANNOUNCER Lobster claw magisword!! TREE JAY we’ve got our annual wacky weekend wangdoodle coming up tomorrow, p-hammer! PROHYAS right on A tree. say, didn’t you say you were gonna take something called calls earlier? TREE JAY yEaH man, lets take your calls! this is wddf you’re the first caller today! PROHYAS vambre say something to him, i got a plan…like… thing… TREE JAY how are you gonna spend your wacky weekend wangdoodle? VAMBRE umm ANNOUNCER excaliburger magisword! VAMBRE oh! yeah… well i’m gonna throw some burgers on the grill and have a nice barbeque with my husband, Buddance, and my youngest, Tad TREE JAY oh man, burgers PROHYAS yeeahh TREE JAY aww yeah!! PROHYAS full disclosure… this might not be a plan VAMBRE aim up! PROHYAS Oh yeah TREE JAY oww! VAMBRE i’ve got the golden spectacles TREE JAY waaaaa!! nobody’ll think i’m cool without sunglasses ! PROHYAS let’s run for it! VAMBRE Oh yeah TREE JAY i’m just a middle-aged tree without mu sunglasses ! ANNOUNCER yeah! VAMBRE we present to you the golden spectAcles MYSTERIOUS HOODED WOMAN thank you, warriors and here is your payment. PROHYAS we can get hover swords now! VAMBRE we can get hover swords now! VAMBRE so, what did you need the golden spectacles for anyway? MYSTERIOUS HOODED WOMAN i’ve got to be ready in time for my drive time show. i’ve got traffic and weather on the eights, buddy PROHYAS i have no frame of refernce for any of this! VAMBRE weather, i get.