ANNOUNCER CLERK DOLPHIN GRUP PROHYAS VAMBRE

PROHYAS



VAMBRE
look alive, prohyas


PROHYAS
i am alive!


VAMBRE
regardless… i’ve procured a map!  eee! 


PROHYAS
if that map leads to a magisword, i’m on board !




VAMBRE
it leads to a magisword


PROHYAS
i’m on baord.  uh… what kind?


VAMBRE
i don’t know, but it’s right here in rhiboflavin past the palace




PROHYAS
wanna stop for slug burgers on the way over?




VAMBRE
no! 


PROHYAS
ok… i’d like the… um… uhhh… slug burger.  aaaand… that’s it.




CLERK
would you like to make that a double slug burger for just two gems more? 




PROHYAS
could you not… could you not up sell me?  i can’t stand upselling.  do you want anything?




VAMBRE
real food 


PROHYAS
they don’t… they don’t have that here.


ANNOUNCER
soon


VAMBRE
three.  two.  one.  booo!


PROHYAS
 booo!  leave ev… hold on…  leave everything to me!  




PROHYAS
hiya!  aargh!  oh-oh-oh!


VAMBRE
valient effort.  bimbus.  but rather than attempt to punt the massive rock, we could use our various magiswords to try to move it.




PROHYAS
yes!  good!  that’s a good idea!  ‘s good.


ANNOUNCER
pencil magisword


PROHYAS
hiya!  hunh!  that should do it!


VAMBRE
it really shouldn’t  


ANNOUNCER
celery magisword


VAMBRE
well, now it smells great and has dumb writing on it




ANNOUNCER
dolphin magisword


DOLPHIN
 


PROHYAS
no!  you’re not doing what you’re supposed to!  move the boulder!




ANNOUNCER
chainsaw


ANNOUNCER
radiator


PROHYAS
ugh 


ANNOUNCER
tomato


VAMBRE
nothing works!


PROHYAS
one more try!


ANNOUNCER
mummy magisword


PROHYAS
vambre.  it’s working!  grab hold!


PROHYAS
three.  two.  one.  pull! 


VAMBRE
three.  two.  one.  pull! 


PROHYAS
uhhh! 


VAMBRE
uhhh! 


PROHYAS
uhhhhh! 


VAMBRE
uhhhhh! 


PROHYAS
eek! 


VAMBRE
eek! 


PROHYAS
ugh!  ugh!  ahh!  ugh! 




VAMBRE
ugh!  ugh!  ahh!  ugh! 




VAMBRE
huh?   squee!


VAMBRE
hup!


PROHYAS
hup!


PROHYAS
doh!


VAMBRE
mine!  mine!  mine!  mine!  mine!  


PROHYAS
mine!  mine!  mine!  mine!  mine!  


PROHYAS
can we have that sword? 


VAMBRE
can we have that sword? 


GRUP
huh?  yeah… yeah… ok. 


VAMBRE
mine! 


PROHYAS
mine! 


PROHYAS
got it!


VAMBRE
grrrr


ANNOUNCER
boulder magisword


VAMBRE
awww! 


PROHYAS
awww! 


GRUP
do you guys want to play hide and seek or something?




VAMBRE
it’s a small cave.  there isn’t really any place to hide.




GRUP
i mean… i could hide in the treasure chest


PROHYAS
but now we know that’s where you’re gonna be cuz you just told us




GRUP
you’re it!