BOHEME BOTH CRYSTAL ELECTRA KEI VAN_LINDEN
     
KEI 
When I have a plan in my head I don’t want there to be spies around... then, though, I always forget the glass door! 

KEI
So: microchips, circuits, photos of disgusting dresses...  
 
CRYSTAL
Have you by any chance seen my photos of beautiful dresses? 

ELECTRA
Shush and come and see, Kei is in the laboratory.

KEI 
Be careful though not to have your ideas stolen... Especially from those really nice ones...

BOTH
No, no, no, don’t do it, noooo!!!

KEI 
Chewing gum.. the perfect weapon... Now I am ready to get to work... I have a personal approach to fashion… totally technological

BOHEME
...now: each of you has developed something, in your own way and with your own style, but, they must be of good taste...Kei, your assignment is missing...

KEI
Ehh?!... It’s right there next to you, teacher.

BOHEME
Uhm, but these are glasses...and what do they represent?

KEI
Look at the class early in the morning... Now wear the glasses and look again!

BOTH
 Oh god, you are difficult

BOHEME
Incredible... 

KEI
You see?

BOHEME
...and what happens when you look at other things?

KEI
...these glasses, thanks to a special microchip that I invented, swap bad taste and neglect for images of things that are always in fashion. 


BOHEME
Kei, you really are a technological genius ! 

VAN LINDEN


BOHEME
Wowww, uh, hi...are you the new teacher?

VAN LINDEN
Your time was up 15 minutes ago!

KEI 
And with that I took back my glasses. And I am perfecting you: wow you’re all so fashionable!