ABIGAIL ADAM CASSIE CLAIRE DANIEL DISPATCHER DONOVAN DYLAN GEORGE GRACE JOY MALE_STUDENT MARTHA SAM SEAN STEPHANIE TOM ZOEY CASSIE Previously on "Good Witch". JOY This place is great. STEPHANIE But it could be greater. JOY Well if you’re looking for greater STEPHANIE And you’re hired. MARTHA The mama to be is going to be bunking at Casa da Tinsdale. MARTHA I just wish you didn’t have to work so much. CLAIRE To stay on top, he’s gotta stay on the road. GRACE I got an acceptance letter. STEPHANIE Texting Grace? CASSIE She misses everyone. JOY Day I made this was the last time my mom, dad and I were together and my dad found a shell. ABIGAIL Did it look anything like this? JOY Exactly like this.. I know what the symbol’s for. SAM You do realize its three AM? CASSIE Already? SAM You were coming to bed four hours ago. CASSIE That means there’s only nine hours left until Grace is home SAM How many muffins do you plan to make? GEORGE Hopefully enough for me to have seconds. SAM What the heck. CASSIE I’m sorry I woke you. SAM We’re all excited she’s coming home. GEORGE I wonder if she’ll have a Spanish accent. SAM She was only in Spain six months. CASSIE Six months and three days. GEORGE Who’s counting? SAM How about we all count some sheep? GEORGE I’m one sheep ahead of you, doc. SAM You comin’? CASSIE Yeah, right after this batch. SAM Grace is a lucky girl. CASSIE She’s not the only one. JOY I’d be careful, heard seals can be moody. CASSIE Don’t let Boo Boo hear you say that. JOY My apologies Boo Boo. CASSIE Do you know it took two hundred tickets to win this for Grace at the county fair? JOY Well, I’m sure it was worth it. CASSIE Yeah, they were inseparable. JOY Just Boo Boo and Grace? JOY You haven’t slept at all, have you? CASSIE Couldn’t. JOY Well, the room looks great. CASSIE Thanks. JOY Oh, and I’m guessing Grace made that bracelet for you? CASSIE Actually, this belonged to your mom.. and now it belongs to you. She gave it to me up at the lake. I found it when I was putting everything together. ABIGAIL I got your text. You had another dream? JOY The same dream, but that’s not why I texted. CASSIE She thinks she figured out what the symbol means. JOY When I got back from the island, I found the shell my dad gave me. ABIGAIL Told you she still had it. CASSIE Focus. JOY And I think, like a shell, the symbol’s meant for protection. ABIGAIL Protection from what? CASSIE That’s what we have to figure out. STEPHANIE The pencil test, wow. CASSIE Seems like yesterday. ABIGAIL Yesterday seems like yesterday. That seems like twenty one years ago. MARTHA Sounds to me like I just boarded a trip down memory lane. STEPHANIE Cassie’s baby shower. ABIGAIL Are you ready to be a mom? CASSIE I can’t wait to meet this beautiful little soul. ABIGAIL Well you look amazing. CASSIE So does your jacket. ABIGAIL A little swag from a commercial shoot. One of the perks of working on Madison Avenue. MARTHA Did you really do that ad with the rottweiler and the Rockets? ABIGAIL I won an ESKE for that. CASSIE Oh, I feel like I’ve got a little Rocket of my own in here. MARTHA Or maybe a little New York Knickerbocker. ABIGAIL If you guys come to visit, we can all go to a game. MARTHA Oh. No, no, no, no, no. I took a bite of the big apple once, the big city left a bad taste in my mouth. ABIGAIL I feel the same way about small towns. MARTHA You’ve never lived in Middleton. ABIGAIL And I never will. STEPHANIE Sorry I’m late. CASSIE Stephanie, this is my cousin Abigail. STEPHANIE The one who did the ad with the rottweiler and the Rockets? MARTHA She won an ESKE for that. STEPHANIE Oh. ABIGAIL Nice to meet you.. that’s quite a rock. STEPHANIE Wes just surprised me. CASSIE That is so exciting. CASSIE Oh. STEPHANIE Now that is even more exciting.. you must be over the moon. CASSIE It’s amazing how in love I am and we haven’t even met yet. MARTHA As long as we’re riding the rails of nostalgia, I was hoping you wonderful ladies could help me provide my daughter in law a celebration with the same je ne sais quoi. I’m dubbing it the day of Claire. ABIGAIL The last day that will truly be hers for the next eighteen years. CASSIE It goes by in a blink.. count me in. MARTHA Wonderful. I was thinking each of you could pop by throughout the day and just shower Claire with kindness. CASSIE Well I’ll have to pop first before Grace gets home. STEPHANIE Our world traveller.. studying abroad must be a real adventure. CASSIE Le Cordon Bleu is still there. STEPHANIE And I am still here. STEPHANIE Silver lining.. I wouldn’t have here if I had gone there. MARTHA Well I for one can’t imagine Middleton without the bistro. STEPHANIE Oh. ABIGAIL Could you imagine it without my flower shop? MARTHA I’m hoping that’s a hypothetical. ABIGAIL Flower Universe asked if it was for sale. MARTHA Perish the rose pedals. We don’t want a generic chain like that in our whimsical little burg. ABIGAIL Scary. MARTHA Oh, you’re telling me. ABIGAIL No, it’s scary. I actually agree with you. MARTHA It just tickles my fancy to know that you’ve come to love our quaint quarters. ABIGAIL What I would love is for Donovan’s breakfast bagel to be ready. STEPHANIE Ask and ye shall receive. CASSIE In that case, I have a favour to ask. STEPHANIE Anything. CASSIE I have some pottery supplies I’m donating to the learning annex and I know you pick up dough next door. STEPHANIE Consider it donated. ABIGAIL Text from Grace. CASSIE She’s not coming home. MARTHA Is she alright? CASSIE Yeah, yeah she’s great. She got a once in a lifetime opportunity to intern at a fashion house in Milan. STEPHANIE Well, that’s amazing. CASSIE That’s my girl.. she’ll call later with details. SAM So let me get this straight ADAM Please. SAM You’ve got no job. ADAM Check. SAM You’ve got no mission. ADAM Check, check. SAM And you’ve got no Stephanie. ADAM Triple check. SAM You are a hot mess. ADAM Wow, you really know how to lift a guys spirits. SAM Well, if it helps, we all miss you around here. ADAM I miss being here. ADAM How’s that new chaplain? SAM She’s great. I mean, she’s not you. ADAM I’m kind of not me right now. ABIGAIL I brought you a breakfast bagel with extra turkey bacon. DANIEL I brought him a breakfast bagel with real bacon. DONOVAN. Perfect timing. I was just telling Daniel he’s got to get back on the D.C. horse. DANIEL Yeah.. that horse was put out to pasture. DONOVAN You hit the wrong button on an email. DANIEL I sent our entire campaign strategy to half of D.C. ABIGAIL Accidents happen. DANIEL This was the Titanic. ABIGAIL Well, if you’re not going to go back for work you should at least go back for Quinn. DANIEL It’s going to take a minute for everyone to cool off, including Quinn. DONOVAN And you’re going to spend that minute here? DANIEL You’re still planning on running for governor, right? DONOVAN At some point. I don’t need a campaign manager yet. DANIEL No, but you do need a social media presence. DONOVAN And you want to be the guy to make that happen? ABIGAIL You know what DONOVAN Please. ABIGAIL He’s right. DONOVAN He is? DANIEL If you establish a presence now, let the people get to know the real you, build your followers. It’ll increase your appeal when you actually announce you’re running. DONOVAN You know what ABIGAIL We know. SEAN Watch out! STEPHANIE Nice move Evel Knieval. SEAN That’s pretty funny. STEPHANIE Well, at least one of us is amused. SEAN No. I think it’s funny you think that I know who Evel Knieval is. STEPHANIE You know what.. don’t buy into the hype, you’re not that cute. SEAN Think I prefer rugged. STEPHANIE And I would prefer not to be run over on the sidewalk. I’m fine by the way. SEAN You’re welcome. STEPHANIE I’m welcome? SEAN Yeah, a less skilled rider couldn’t have stopped. STEPHANIE You know.. if you want to stay cute, you should wear a helmet. SEAN Look who’s buying into the hype. STEPHANIE Thanks for helping me clean up. STEPHANIE Thank you. TOM You sure it fell under here? MARTHA I’m sure I’m not sure. TOM No lipstick.. but I did find this. MARTHA Oh, my butterfly broach. I thought it had flown away, my hero. TOM Ow. MARTHA Ow is right. That is solid hickory, we should get that looked at. TOM My knee or the desk? MARTHA Well, I’m glad to see you haven’t lost your sense of humour. TOM I’m fine. MARTHA Better safe than sorry. I’ll call Dr.Montgomery. TOM Like I said, I’m fine. MARTHA People who are fine don’t wince like that. TOM Put the phone away, Martha. MARTHA What is going on Tom? You’re worrying me. TOM Well there’s nothing to worry about. I’m just, I’m just not Dr.Montgomerys patient. MARTHA But.. you see him every year. TOM Because we play golf. MARTHA So… when he said that you were in excellent shape.. TOM He was talking about my swing. MARTHA Tomas Tinsdale. When was the last time you were examined by a physician, off the fairway? TOM Right before we got married. MARTHA That was thirty one years ago. TOM I don't like doctors. MARTHA And I don’t like spinach but I still put it in my smoothie every morning. I am making you an appointment for a physical. TOM No Martha. MARTHA Tom.. I don’t think I’ve ever heard you string those two words together before. TOM I’m putting my foot down on this one. CASSIE Oh, those are pretty. ABIGAIL They’re for you. CASSIE Aw, that’s so sweet. ABIGAIL I thought you could use a little pick me up. CASSIE That's very nice.. I have the perfect vase. ABIGAIL So have you talked to Grace? CASSIE Not a word. ABIGAIL Taking that internship was a big decision. CASSIE Yeah, it was a really big decision. ABIGAIL One that she made without you. CASSIE Yeah, that’s what I raised her to do ABIGAIL But it still isn’t easy. CASSIE Nope. ABIGAIL I’m sorry. ABIGAIL Mine or yours? CASSIE Yours. ABIGAIL It’s an offer from Flower Universe. CASSIE Oh.. I thought you told them you didn’t want to sell. ABIGAIL Apparently they didn’t listen. CASSIE Well they seem to be getting your attention. ABIGAIL They got more than that. CASSIE Wow. ABIGAIL Yeah.. I just sold my flower shop. GEORGE Fancy meeting you here, kid. ADAM George.. I had a feeling you had a soft spot for the Almighty. GEORGE Well I spent a lot of Sundays as an usher. ADAM Amazing what you can find when you wander around aimlessly.. this is a great little church. GEORGE One of a kind. GEORGE I got hitched here, a lifetime ago.. I miss seeing these pews nice and full. ADAM Folks stopped coming? GEORGE No, just the opposite. She was bursting at the seams. GEORGE They built a new one on Blueridge Drive about thirty years ago. GEORGE I still come by once a month, keep her nice and tidy. ADAM I’m sure she appreciates it. GEORGE It’s the least I can do. ADAM Maybe I can join you next time, if you don’t mind. GEORGE I don’t mind at all, kid. But there won’t be a next time, land was sold and this place is about to take a wrecking ball right in the old bread basket. ADAM I know the feeling. GEORGE Come on.. let’s enjoy her while we can. CASSIE Can’t wait to hear about Milan. Call me when you can, I’m really proud of you honey.. I love you. SAM You didn’t have to leave me a message, I’m right here. CASSIE You’re home for lunch. SAM Maybe. CASSIE You’re home to check on me. SAM Definitely. CASSIE I’m fine. SAM You know I remember dropping Nick off first day of Kindergarten. That kid was raring to go.. and I was raring to take him home. CASSIE The fearless Sam Radford? SAM Sam Radford was terrified. SAM And for good reason, Nick fell and scraped his knee. CASSIE So your worst fears were realized, I feel better already. SAM Do I interrupt your stories? CASSIE My stories are encouraging. SAM I’m getting there. SAM Nick asked the teacher for some antiseptic and a band aid. CASSIE Oh, you taught him well. SAM I taught him well. CASSIE Very intuitive Dr.Radford. SAM Hang around with me for a while, maybe it’ll rub off on you. DONOVAN Wow, I guess you really went through with it. ABIGAIL You’re looking at the newest member of the Flower Universe family. DANIEL You should’ve called me, I could’ve got you another zero on that cheque. ABIGAIL Another zero wouldn’t fit on that cheque. DONOVAN I’m going to miss this place. ABIGAIL But you’re going to love my new place. DONOVAN Your ESKE award? ABIGAIL I won this working for someone else and now I’m going to win one with my own agency. DONOVAN You never mentioned wanting your own agency? ABIGAIL I hadn’t thought about it in a long time. DANIEL A big cheque will certainly jog your memory. ABIGAIL That.. and a future husband headed for the Governor’s mansion. ABIGAIL You take on Pennsylvania Avenue and I’ll take on Madison Avenue. DONOVAN I have no doubt you’ll have a shelf full of these. ABIGAIL What are you doing? DANIEL Taking the perfect shot, your followers are going to love this. DONOVAN My followers will never see that. DANIEL That’s the whole point. How else are you going to boost your social media presence? DONOVAN Shots of me at my desk working on the budget, on council meetings.. DANIEL Snore fest, snore fest, major snore fest. People want to see you out jogging, eating a slice of pizza, kissing your fiancé. DONOVAN Let me explain this. No, no and definitely no. DANIEL You want to help me out here? You were on board with this. ABIGAIL I was not on board with this. DONOVAN That picture better not end up online. DANIEL Then don’t plan on showing up at the Governor’s mansion cause this is how the game is played. DANIEL Fine.. I won’t post the picture. MARTHA Yoo-hoo! Paging Dr. Radford. SAM Everything okay, Martha? MARTHA Do you have a sec? SAM If you walk with me. MARTHA Oh, we’re on the move, just like Greys Anatomy. SAM What’s on your mind? MARTHA What would you tell a man who hasn’t seen a doctor in thirty years? SAM I’d.. tell him to see a doctor. MARTHA I knew it. SAM Well it’s not exactly the riddle of the Sphinx. MARTHA Well here’s a riddle for you. What small town mayor’s husband is going to need medical attention when I get through with him? SAM Tom really hasn’t seen a doctor in thirty years? MARTHA Apparently he’s more interested in his tee shot than his flu shot. SAM Did he say why? MARTHA He said nothing. He hasn’t been this stubborn since Halloween of eighty nine. He refused to be Sonny to my Cher, something about a mustache. SAM I had a mustache in eighty nine.. not a good look. MARTHA Oh. SAM But neither is Tom missing his yearly physical. Look.. if you can’t get him to go to the doctor, the doctor will go to him. MARTHA You’ll really make a house call? SAM I’ll even take him a lollipop. MARTHA Oh, thank you. JOY Thought you weren’t looking to meet anyone. STEPHANIE I wasn’t looking.. that’s why he almost ran me over. JOY Well.. at least it was a happy accident. STEPHANIE I’m just happy that I’m finally going to be able to say more in French than bouillabaisse and brioche. JOY Well.. since you’re trying new things.. thought you might like to take the first swing. STEPHANIE Oh.. STEPHANIE Okay, now what? JOY Okay.. so you are going to aim right here. STEPHANIE Okay. JOY And just hit it as hard as you can. STEPHANIE Okay. JOY Okay. STEPHANIE Here it goes.. STEPHANIE Yes! Oh.. well, it felt good.. just didn’t sound very good. JOY Yeah, it sounded like you hit a pipe. STEPHANIE Oops.. JOY We usually try to avoid the term oops in renovation. STEPHANIE Well.. should I call the fire department? JOY Well.. I think we’re good. JOY Oops.. STEPHANIE I thought we didn’t say oops in renovation? JOY I think my bracelet’s caught on something. STEPHANIE What should we do? JOY I’m open to suggestions. STEPHANIE Okay well.. let me break you free. JOY Woah.. take two steps back and put down the sledgehammer. STEPHANIE Right. JOY Right.. okay. Okay. STEPHANIE I hate to say it but I think you’re going to have to break your bracelet. JOY No, I’d rather you pick up that sledgehammer.. this bracelet was my moms. STEPHANIE I’m sorry. JOY Well, at least I had it for all of two hours.. sorry mom. STEPHANIE And what’s the verdict? JOY Well, it’s not my bracelet. My arm is stuck. STEPHANIE Looks like I am calling the fire department. CASSIE We’re going to do yoga to stretch you. ABIGAIL A facial to relax you. MARTHA And a gourmet repast to comfort you. CLAIRE This really is a day of Claire. MARTHA Oh. CASSIE Everything okay? CLAIRE Everything’s wonderful. ABIGAIL I can tell. MARTHA It’s just her hormones hoppin’. CLAIRE Like a bunny. CASSIE If it makes you feel any better I got emotional every time the mail was delivered. ABIGAIL She still does. CLAIRE Oh, you guys really are the best. I’m going to miss having all this support. MARTHA You’ll have our Dylan. CLAIRE Oh and, and he’s wonderful but he’ll be back on the road in a few weeks. MARTHA Perhaps Grandmama can drop in and lighten your load. CLAIRE That’s sweet, but Grandmama has a city to run. ABIGAIL You could always move to Middleton. MARTHA Now why didn’t I think of that? CLAIRE I’m not really a small town girl. CASSIE Oh, I remember someone else who said the same thing. CLAIRE You really did? ABIGAIL You’ve gotta be kidding me. CLAIRE I, I was just asking. ABIGAIL Sorry, not you. It’s my soon to to be brother-in-law. CASSIE He posted the picture he wasn’t supposed to? MARTHA I smell damage control. ABIGAIL I’m sorry. I have to go deal with this, I’ll see you later. MARTHA Let the pampering proceed. ZOEY Doing okay? JOY If by okay you mean totally embarrassed and wishing this was over then yeah, I’m doing okay. ZOEY Hang in there, we’re almost done. ZOEY Okay now when the drywall comes off, don’t just pull your arm out. I need to make sure you’re not hurt. JOY Just my pride. ZOEY Okay I understand you’re trying to make light of the situation but I do need to make sure you’re not in any pain. JOY Okay, I’m not. ZOEY Okay so I’m going to gently guide your arm out. ZOEY Okay.. let’s make sure you’re okay. ZOEY Can you feel me touching your fingertips? JOY I can. ZOEY Let’s see you move your arm. JOY I’m good. STEPHANIE How good? JOY Good enough for you to go to your French class. STEPHANIE Are you sure? JOY Yes, go. STEPHANIE Thanks.. okay and thank you and thank you and I am going to leave coffee and apple pie for you both on the counter. JOY Oh, so that’s the trick. ZOEY To what? JOY Making you smile. ZOEY Look back and smile on perils past. JOY Good advice. ZOEY I can’t take credit. It’s Walter Scott. JOY Here’s where I have a decision to make.. if I admit I don’t know who that is, you might think less of me. ZOEY Or I might think more of you. ZOEY Honesty is the best policy. JOY Benjamin Franklin. That one I know. You a history buff? ZOEY Literature buff. I was an English major in college. JOY And now you fight fires. ZOEY Keeps me from writing a cheesy romance novel. JOY You’re an interesting one, firefighter.. Taylor. ZOEY Zoey. JOY Joy. ZOEY Date of birth, Joy? JOY Didn’t see that coming. ZOEY I need it for my report. JOY You know, I was sort of hoping that maybe we could just keep this little incident between us. JOY Ten.. thirteen.. ninety. STEPHANIE That was my foot. SEAN My bad. STEPHANIE Well.. at least you’re wearing a helmet this time. SEAN You still buying into the hype, huh? STEPHANIE Wow. SEAN Guess that’s a yes. STEPHANIE Guess again. SEAN So.. you hear anything about this teacher? STEPHANIE I hadn’t heard anything about this class up until three hours ago.. you hear anything about this teacher? SEAN I hear he is unconventional. STEPHANIE Well it says here that he lived in Paris for five years so I bet he knows what he’s talking about. SEAN You know.. you’re probably right. STEPHANIE You’re catching on. SEAN Bonjour, mes étudiants. Je m’appelle Professeur Sean. ABIGAIL Your brother went back on his word. DONOVAN That doesn’t surprise me. You keeping your eyes open while we kiss.. that’s unexpected. ABIGAIL I don’t always.. why are you so calm about this? DONOVAN I’m not calm, I’m just relieved he’s not actually here right now. ABIGAIL Gina Jones. DONOVAN Who? ABIGAIL My volleyball teammate and shadow all senior year.. I couldn’t shake her. By spring break, I broke. DONOVAN I might break before the weekend. Man, we’ve come so far and now I just want Daniel far away. ABIGAIL You’re kind of caught between a rock and your brother. DONOVAN Maybe like you say, I just need to tell him what’s bothering me. ABIGAIL You do listen to what I say. ABIGAIL I know it’s not easy to tell someone they’re getting on your nerves. DONOVAN But it’s necessary. ABIGAIL Should probably take that call. DONOVAN Mayor Davenport. DONOVAN Councilman.. what can I do for you? It’s been a while. ADAM I had a thought. GEORGE I hope it’s a three letter word for just throwing it out there. ADAM I-M-O. GEORGE Is that a real word? ADAM Yeah. It’s an acronym for in my opinion. GEORGE That’s pretty slick, padre. ADAM Now let me just throw this out there. If we could get our little church declared a historical landmark.. GEORGE That wrecking ball wouldn’t be able to touch her. ADAM It’s worth a shot. GEORGE I-M-O that’s a heck of an idea kid. ADAM You got any idea how to go about it? GEORGE No clue. GEORGE But I know someone who might. CASSIE Start by going side to side, right to left. Slow gentle breaths. MARTHA Oh, well there’s nothing gentle about that racket. CASSIE Gardeners? MARTHA Tree trimmers. I forgot to reschedule. I’ll go and tell them to keep it down. CLAIRE How do you lower the volume on a chain saw? CASSIE Never underestimate Martha. CLAIRE I learned that a long time ago. CASSIE Okay. You ready for our first position? CLAIRE I am. I, I guess we’ll find out how the baby feels. CASSIE Okay, let’s get into Goddess pose. CLAIRE How’s this? CASSIE Perfect.. oh let’s get a picture for Dylan, yeah? CASSIE Oh. CLAIRE Is everything okay? CASSIE Yeah.. I, I missed a call from my daughter. CLAIRE Oh, I’m sorry. I, I didn’t even hear it ring. Do you want to call her back? CASSIE No, she texted. She’s going to try me later. So, alright, let’s get that picture. CASSIE Awh. Awh, look at the Goddess glow.. Dylan’s going to love that. CLAIRE Dylan’s going to be a great dad. CASSIE And you’re going to be a great mom. CLAIRE Am I? CASSIE Of course.. that worry you’re feeling.. it never goes away. CLAIRE Oh, well that’s comforting. CASSIE It actually is. You know it, it shows how much you care. CLAIRE Do you still worry about your daughter? GRACE Come out of Tadasana and into Goddess pose. GRACE Mom, your hips need to be lower. GRACE Now exhale and let all your worries go. CASSIE I will always worry.. but.. I know I’ve taught her well. SEAN Pincée de sel. MALE STUDENT Pincée de sel. SEAN Pinch of salt. Moitié citron vert. STEPHANIE Moitié citron vert. SEAN Half a lime zest. SEAN C’est bon. Not bad. Your first lesson and you guys just learned the recipe for a crème brûlée that can really only be described as.. STEPHANIE Actually, if I could just interrupt for a second, I would hold off on using the.. a, a chef’s kiss is reserved for an exceptional recipe. SEAN You don’t think this recipe qualifies? SEAN What qualifies you to qualify this recipe? STEPHANIE Well I happen to own The Bistro. SEAN You mean Le Bistro. STEPHANIE I mean the place with the best crème brûlée on this side of the Atlantic.. and, and I can tell you with absolute certainty that lime zest, excuse my English, citron vert has no place in crème brûlée. SEAN Well I applaud your pronounciation. I’ll just have to let Gaspard Mercier know about your concerns. STEPHANIE Who? SEAN I worked at his pâtisserie when I lived in Avignon. STEPHANIE Oh.. well, next time you get Gaspard on the line maybe you could let him know that sea salt is much better than table salt. SEAN Well, I’ll never argue with a lady. This assignment is to make Gaspard’s recipe, not your recipe, and to do so using French. STEPHANIE How about.. I make both recipes and then we let the class decide? SEAN Well, Gaspard always loved a good challenge and.. et moi aussi.. and so do I. TOM Martha got to you. SAM What? Can’t a guy just drop by for a friendly visit? TOM Not with a doctors bag. SAM Well, like any good medicine man, I come prepared. SAM What? Were you expecting a stethoscope? TOM I know what you’re doing, Radford. Trying to get me to drop my guard so you can shove a tongue depressor down my throat. SAM I’d rather shove some ice into a glass.. what do you say? TOM As long as you keep your hands where I can see them. TOM You know it’s, it’s nothing personal right? SAM Of course.. I don’t like doctors either.. they’re always trying to help other people, dedicating their lives to extending yours, swooping in the nick of time to save you. They’re the worst. TOM I don’t expect you to understand.. You’re one of them. SAM I’m also somebody who cares about you. Just like Martha and Dylan. Don’t you want to make sure you’re around for your new granddaughter? TOM Of course.. but if it ain’t broke, don’t go to the doctor. SAM I must’ve missed that day in med school. TOM I appreciate the pep talk.. and the medicine. SAM But you’re not budging. TOM I’m glad we finally understand each other. GEORGE Sorry to crash your Day of Claire but we’re hoping for a little divine intervention. MARTHA Well, I have been known to work miracles. Not to toot my own horn but.. toot toot. ADAM Maybe before we start tootin’, we should talk turkey. MARTHA Gobble away, boys, time’s a ticken’. GEORGE We’re trying to save the Little Steeple Church ADAM Somebody bought the land and they want to knock it down. MARTHA Well that’s unfortunate. Such a wonderful wealth of Middleton memories. ADAM But do any of them qualify it as a historical landmark? MARTHA I’m afraid not. While the memories are magnificent, none of them are culturally significant. GEORGE Not even my wedding? MARTHA Only if you were a president, a king or a reality star. GEORGE Can’t you find a loophole? MARTHA I really am sorry. ADAM Looks like it’s not meant to be, George. MARTHA I said to put those saws on silent. It’s time for them to pack it on up and move on down the road. MARTHA You know.. you could always move your little church on down the road. JOY And you thought figuring out the best way to save someone was a tough decision. ZOEY Well, truth be told, you are the first human we’ve had to save in a while. JOY Okay, I’m going to need some clarification. ZOEY Well, Middleton is more cats stuck in trees than contractors stuck in walls. JOY Glad I could bring some excitement to your day. ZOEY I never said the cats weren’t exciting. JOY Okay, admit it. Some of these stories are going to end up in your cheesy romance novel one day. ZOEY Not all of them.. don’t worry, I’ll change your name. JOY How ‘bout Gretchen? ZOEY You came up with that pretty quick. JOY Yeah, I was going to be Gretchen the Great when I ran off and joined the circus. ZOEY And what exactly was Gretchen going to be great at? JOY I had dreams of flying through the air. ZOEY I get it. I’m actually training to get my pilot’s license. JOY Did I mention you’re an interesting one, firefighter Taylor? ZOEY Well, knowing how to fly a plane isn’t gonna help me figure out what faucet to buy? JOY Well, since you rescued me, maybe I can return the favor. I’ve put this one in a lot of kitchens, haven’t had one complaint. ZOEY Sold. DISPATCHER Engine 51, we’ve got a non emergency response code two on Maple Drive. JOY Cat in a tree? ZOEY Toe in a toy. ZOEY This is Taylor. Copy that. En route. ZOEY Thanks for the faucet advice. JOY Yeah, anytime. STEPHANIE It’s swinging up and down.. MARTHA Snips and snaps and puppy dogs tails, you are definitely having a little boy. STEPHANIE No, wait. Now it’s going side to side. MARTHA Oh.. well the pencil stands corrected. Sugar and spice and everything nice CASSIE That’s what little girls are made of. ABIGAIL What are little Merriwicks made out of? STEPHANIE Okay. Who’s ready for cupcakes and lemonade? CASSIE Yes. MARTHA Ah ah ah ah, this is the Day of Cassie so allow me to bring you treats so you can stay off your feet. CASSIE My feet thank you.. there is one other thing I’d like to ask you to do. MARTHA Anything. CASSIE While I’m on maternity leave, I’d like you to sit in as mayor. MARTHA Anything but that. CASSIE I think it would be right up your alley. MARTHA Running a wedding is up my alley.. running a town is.. CASSIE I have a feeling you’d be perfect. MARTHA Mayor Martha Tinsdale. MARTHA Has sort of a melodic ring to it. CASSIE I think you were just sworn in. MARTHA It’s time? CASSIE It’s time. MARTHA Ladies, may I have your attention please. The mother to be is about to be a mother. STEPHANIE Like, as in.. right now? ABIGAIL What do we do? STEPHANIE Should I boil water? MARTHA Well, the first thing you two should do is take a deep breath Now Stephanie you bring the party favors to the guests. Abigail, you bring the car around. And I’ll bring momma. MARTHA Alright momma.. ready to Lamaze? CASSIE Yeah. CLAIRE This can’t be happening. MARTHA Oh, it’s happening. CLAIRE But she’s not due for a week. CASSIE Don’t worry, her timing is perfect. CLAIRE But Dylan’s not here yet. MARTHA She’s right, Dylan’s not here yet. TOM I have him on the line.. he’s an hour away. MARTHA An hour? He’ll never make it. CASSIE He’ll make it. SAM Tell him to meet us at the hospital. ADAM Nobody panic, but there’s a giant elm blocking all the cars in the driveway. DANIEL Alright, look, bottom line, I was doing what I thought was best for Donovan’s career.. but I realized it wasn’t cool to go against your wishes. ABIGAIL He took the photo down. DANIEL What, no thank you? DONOVAN Actually, you’re about to thank me. DANIEL I can’t wait for this. ABIGAIL If he doesn’t want the job, you could give it to someone else. DONOVAN Someone else would probably appreciate it more. ABIGAIL Anybody else would appreciate it more. DANIEL Are you two done? ABIGAIL Are we? DONOVAN Depends how he feels about running a campaign again. DANIEL Whose campaign? DONOVAN Councilman Terrel Clegg. DANIEL Never heard of him. DONOVAN But you’ve heard of Winslow. DANIEL You want me to ran his city council campaign in Winslow? DONOVAN Of course not.. I want you to run his mayoral campaign there. DANIEL That’s the minor leagues, bro. DONOVAN Right now you’re not even in the ballpark. ABIGAIL But if you crush this campaign DONOVAN You might get your swagger back. ABIGAIL And then you can take another run at the big leagues. DANIEL A man does need his swagger. DONOVAN Be a shame if yours went to waste. STEPHANIE Well..? JOY So this one was smooth, it was creamy, it was good.. JOY But this one was amazing.. it has like a.. like I don’t even know how to describe it.. like a.. STEPHANIE Zest? JOY Yes. A zest. That’s the word. STEPHANIE Citron vert est le mot. JOY Wow, that’s pretty good for only one class. What does that mean? STEPHANIE It means my class gets to eat crème brûlée, and I get to eat crow. CASSIE That’s it, you’re doing great. MARTHA How’s Claire, where’s Dylan, why is that ambulance taking so long? SAM Claire’s great, Dylan’s close and the ambulance.. not going to make it in time. MARTHA Grandmama might not make it either. Should I boil water? SAM Only if you want tea. CASSIE Let’s get back to breathing, let’s let Sam get back to Claire. TOM Look what the stork dragged in. DYLAN Are you okay mom? MARTHA Oh, never better. SAM You two can catch up later. I think your wife would love to see you. DYLAN I can’t believe I’m about to be a dad. SEAN You’re early. STEPHANIE I would prefer to do this without an audience. SEAN I thought you wanted an audience. Something about your recipe being better than Gaspard’s. STEPHANIE Gaspard’s a genius, is that what you’re waiting to hear? Using citron vert was très bien. SEAN Now you saying that in perfect French, that was très bien. STEPHANIE I know that we got off on the wrong foot.. SEAN Well it didn’t help that I ran over your foot. STEPHANIE Oh, no. STEPHANIE A peace offering. STEPHANIE Oh, come on. I would never mar the sanctity of my maple bacon donuts just to exact revenge. STEPHANIE Très bien, oui? SEAN It’s not the word I would choose. STEPHANIE I would choose your next words carefully. SEAN I choose a kiss. TOM I think she has your eyes, Martha. MARTHA As long as she has my penchant for designer handbags, I see many shopping sprees ahead for Grandmama and little.. Martha? DYLAN Mom, we’ve given this a lot of thought.. MARTHA Yeah and, and Dylan and I agree there really is only one Martha Tinsdale. TOM And I wouldn’t have it any other way. DYLAN And we wouldn’t want any other name than Tomi. MARTHA Oh my, what an honor. TOM I don’t know what to say.. but I definitely know what to do. I’m gonna call Dr. Montgomery’s office tomorrow, make an appointment for a physical. MARTHA Oh, Tom.. TOM Well I gotta be around to take you and my granddaughter on all of those shopping sprees. DYLAN How ‘bout we start with some babysitting. CLAIRE After yesterday we realized it really does take a village.. and there’s no better village than Middleton. MARTHA No..? No.. CLAIRE I guess I’m a small town girl after all. DYLAN Is it okay if we stay with you guys until we find a place of our own? TOM I got a feeling your mother can be persuaded. ZOEY Gretchen the Great. JOY Well achieving greatness requires many social media breaks. ZOEY Benjamin Franklin. JOY One of his lesser known quotes. JOY Couldn’t resist another piece of that apple pie? ZOEY Good guess. JOY Well we all have our superpowers. ZOEY And yours is knowing baked goods? JOY Something like that. ZOEY Hey, I went back after work and got that faucet you recommended. JOY Oh, good. How do you like it? ZOEY Looks great in the box. I just need to find a good plumber. JOY How about a good contractor? I can put it in for you. ZOEY Oh. I, I, I couldn’t ask you to do that. JOY Well you didn’t. I offered. JOY Here.. here’s my card. JOY Give me a call, when you’re ready. DONOVAN Aren’t you supposed to be putting things into the box? DONOVAN Sellers remorse? ABIGAIL Flower Universe is having buyer’s remorse.. they found a more desirable location and they rescinded the offer. DONOVAN That’s ridiculous. ABIGAIL That’s one word for it. ABIGAIL Feel like helping me unpack? DONOVAN Sure. DONOVAN I know you’re going to win one of these at your own agency. DONOVAN And the eske award goes to.. Abigail Pershing. ABIGAIL I’d like to thank my fiancé Donovan Davenport. I definitely wouldn’t be up here without him. DONOVAN We make a good team. CASSIE Come here precious girl. CASSIE I love that sweet face. CASSIE She really is our amazing Grace. SAM You doing okay? CASSIE Yeah. It seems like yesterday. SAM It always will. CASSIE Finally. SAM I’ll let you two talk. CASSIE Thanks. GRACE Hey, mom. CASSIE Is this my famous fashion designer daughter? GRACE Okay, well I get coffee and I take messages so.. CASSIE Yeah, at a fashion house in Milan. GRACE I know and it is so amazing. Okay, I have so much to tell you. CASSIE I want to hear everything. GRACE Okay. Where do I start? I mean fashion..