ABIGAIL ADAM CASSIE DJ DONOVAN DOTTY GRACE JACOB JACQUES LUKE MARTHA MELANIE NICK PATRICK SAM STEPHANIE TOM CASSIE Previously on “Good Witch”. GRACE Hey! What are you doing? ABIGAIL Taking an interest in your romantic life. GRACE It’s just a cat video from Luke. CASSIE The guy you work with? GRACE Yes and we are just friends. STEPHANIE I really want to see where this goes. MARTHA What’s wrong with that? STEPHANIE Now I’m the rebound girl. MARTHA Sometimes people rebound right into love. ABIGAIL I really like Donovan. CASSIE Then you should tell him. ABIGAIL I couldn’t wait to do that again. CASSIE I keep falling in love with men who want to change the world. PATRICK I think if you wanna be the best at what you do, you gotta put in the time. CASSIE Good morning. SAM It will be once I get this thing set up. CASSIE And here I thought us being together happily starting a new day would make it a good morning but if you want to credit a coffee pot, I won’t be too offended. SAM This is not just a coffee pot. This is the Mona Lisa of coffee pots. CASSIE Oh, a coffee making masterpiece well now I understand why you got up so early. SAM I get what it looks like but trust me, french press coffee is worth losing some sleep over. CASSIE And apparently five precious minutes with your wife? SAM I figured we had all morning, I thought we’d take a walk in Foster’s woods. CASSIE I’d love to, but I have an estate sale coming in at Bell Book and Candle. SAM Well then why were you giving me a hard time? CASSIE ’Cause you’re cute when you’re flustered. GRACE This is your list of emergency numbers printed, in case you don’t have cell service. LUKE And this is your schedule for the next week. MARTHA What about the phones? GRACE I changed your outgoing voice mail message to away from the office. MARTHA Thank you for sacrificing your Saturday morning, I just couldn’t go on vacation unless I knew that all my bases were covered. TOM Martha, I’d like to get there sometime today. Please tell me you’re ready to go. MARTHA Seconds away. MARTHA Interns, activate out-of-office voicemail. MARTHA The Tinsdale vacation has officially started. NICK Final seconds on the clock. JACOB Prepare to be defeated. JACOB Jacques Broder steals the puck. 3 seconds. Nobody stop him, 2, 1, he shoots! JACOB Oh, he scores! SAM Jacob win again? NICK Yeah, because he always gets to be Jacques Broder. SAM I got to see Jacque Broder play against New York at the Garden his rookie year. Guy was amazing. JACOB Totally. He broke the record for most goals by a rookie. NICK Jacob’s about to break the record for most goals in our school’s history. SAM Oh yeah, you got that big District Championship game. What’re you doing here? JACOB I’m superstitious. Every time I beat Nick at video hockey, our team wins for real. SAM What’re you gonna do next year when you’re in Maine and he’s in California? JACOB We’ll play online. JACOB To the victor goes the pickle chips. JACOB You’re coming to the game, right? NICK Obviously. JACOB Alright cool, see you later. NICK You wanna play? SAM Haven’t you lost enough for one day? NICK Bring it on. DONOVAN The permit should be here by then. Yeah, I’m pretty confident. DONOVAN I look forward to it. DONOVAN I’m more a rubber hamburger kind of guy. ABIGAIL It’s a good thing you’re cute ‘cause you’re not funny. DONOVAN Klondike will love this. DONOVAN I’m beginning to think you like my dog more than me? ABIGAIL He is a pretty great dog. DONOVAN It’s a good thing I don’t have any ego, it’d be crushed. ABIGAIL You absolutely have an ego. DONOVAN I know, I’m just trying to be humble. DOTTY I didn’t realize you had a meeting, Donovan. DONOVAN Hello, mother. DONOVAN What can I do for you? DOTTY Visit more, call more, perhaps tell me when you’re dating someone? ABIGAIL Hi I’m Abigail, nice to meet you. DOTTY You’re Abigail. Delighted. I’m glad someone here remembered their manners. DOTTY I’m sorry to hear you’re no longer mayor of Middleton. ABIGAIL Oh, Mayor Tinsdale’s got it covered. DOTTY Oh, I’m sure. Martha and I go way back. DONOVAN It’s always a pleasure to see you mother, but I’ve got to get to a budget meeting. DOTTY Well then I won’t keep you, but I will see both of you tonight at dinner. DONOVAN Did we have plans? DOTTY We do now. Your father’s out of town, and I could use the company. DONOVAN Unfortunately, Abigail is busy. ABIGAIL Busy going out with you. And apparently we’re going to your mothers for dinner. DOTTY Good. I’ll tell chef to make maple-glazed salmon. DOTTY And remember it’s dinner, please dress for it. ABIGAIL That was unexpected. DONOVAN That was an ambush. ABIGAIL Did you not want us to meet? DONOVAN I was hoping to put it off as long as humanly possible. ABIGAIL Why? She seems... nice. DONOVAN She always does. ABIGAIL It’s just dinner. DONOVAN With Dotty Davenport, it’s never just dinner. STEPHANIE There you go. STEPHANIE Hi, what can I get for you? MELANIE Those donuts look pretty good. STEPHANIE They are and they go fast. MELANIE Well then I guess I better get one before they disappear. To go, please. STEPHANIE Okay. STEPHANIE Anything else? MELANIE A BLT, also to go. And I’m sorry to do this to you, but lightly toasted, no mayo, and tomato on the side. STEPHANIE I know someone who likes their BLT the exact same way. MELANIE Really? Small world. STEPHANIE Yeah. MELANIE Can you tell me how to get to Hillcrest Hospital? STEPHANIE Is this by any chance for Adam Hawkins? MELANIE You know him? STEPHANIE Yeah. I run into him quite a bit. MELANIE Well, I’m Melanie. His fiancée. SAM Let me guess... chrysanthemums. CASSIE Lavender, it clears the stressful emotions from your life and reminds you to smile. SAM Sounds a lot like my wife. CASSIE Oh, our guests have arrived. SAM I didn’t know we had guests this weekend. CASSIE Very special ones. CASSIE Hello, Martha. Tom. MARTHA Cassie, it just dawned on me our little stay-cation is actually a Grey-cation. MARTHA Now we’d like a quiet room, some extra towels... oh, and when you turn down the bed, Tom just adores those little chocolate mints placed on the pillow. TOM Do I smell cinnamon rolls? CASSIE Freshly baked. Help yourselves. SAM The Tinsdales? CASSIE Surprise. SAM That’s not good. SAM Text from Nick, his friend Jacob got hurt in the hockey game, took him to the ER. I gotta go. CASSIE Okay, bye. STEPHANIE Adam and I had a fantastic day. CASSIE Well, that’s news. STEPHANIE Good news, I thought but then his fiancée showed up here to buy him lunch. CASSIE You mean ex-fiancée. STEPHANIE Not according to her. CASSIE You don’t think they’re actually still together? STEPHANIE No, but I think she wants him back. CASSIE Maybe you should find out what Adam wants. NICK How’s Jacob? SAM Well he’s got a right tibial plateau fracture. NICK What does that mean? SAM It’s just a break right below the knee, but surgery went well. NICK One second he’s skating up the ice, the next he’s in an ambulance. It doesn’t make any sense. SAM I know. NICK When can he play again? SAM It’ll be at least six months. NICK Well that will totally mess up his scholarship. SAM It’s gonna be a tough road back. SAM But if rehab goes well, maybe he can try again next year. NICK Does he know that? SAM No, he’s still in post-op. His parents are with him. SAM He’s gonna need you to help keep his spirits up. NICK How do I do that? SAM Just be there for him. ABIGAIL Well, what kind of vibe do you get from him? GRACE It’s hard to tell. When we’re at work, it’s, well, work. ABIGAIL Ask him out. GRACE I can’t do that. I mean, what if he says no? That will make everything at the mayor’s office super awkward. ABIGAIL How many times did Luke text you when we were on our road trip? GRACE A lot. ABIGAIL Ask him out. ABIGAIL I know it sounds risky, but what do you have to lose? Just walk up to him and say -- GRACE Done. ABIGAIL Done? GRACE I just texted him. GRACE He said yes. ADAM Hey. STEPHANIE Hey. STEPHANIE So I just met Melanie. ADAM My ex-fiancée? STEPHANIE Well she’s not using the ex. ADAM What are you talking about? STEPHANIE She just came into the bistro and ordered you lunch. ADAM I’m not sure what to say. STEPHANIE That makes two of us. MARTHA Homemade cocoa? Whose idea was that? CASSIE Uh, yours I think. MARTHA Sam, what on earth did you get into? SAM Oh uh, the fire your husband requested in the living room. TOM Well, that was just a suggestion. MARTHA I smell cedar, I prefer a fruitwood fire. TOM Enough requests, Martha. We have our cocoa, our fire, all we need now is a good book. MARTHA Oh, unless you two are up for a game? MARTHA What about that card game we got in Chicago? TOM I might just have it in my luggage. SAM Card game? MARTHA Spouse Trap. CASSIE Sounds like fun. SAM It does? MARTHA Oh, it’s a hoot -- TOM Even though Martha and I are actually terrible at it. SAM Well then we probably shouldn’t play. CASSIE Oh well, maybe just one round. MARTHA I knew you’d be up for the challenge. See you two in the living room. SAM You do know they’re hustling us, right? CASSIE I just gave them a run for their money. DONOVAN After you. ABIGAIL Wow, great house to play hide and seek in. ABIGAIL I still think I should have brought dessert. DONOVAN It’s better that you didn’t, the chef’s a little oversensitive. ABIGAIL Oh, so flowers were a good call then? DOTTY Oh hydrangeas, how lovely. These will look adorable on my nightstand. Donovan, put these in a vase, would you? DONOVAN I’ll be right back. DOTTY And you must be dying to see the house. Come, come, I’ll give you the tour. ABIGAIL Oh, should we wait for Donovan? DOTTY He knows his way around. ADAM So, if you have any other questions I’m always available. MELANIE I have a question. MELANIE Can you ever forgive me? ADAM Hi, Melanie. MELANIE At least you’re talking to me. ADAM How ‘bout we sit? MELANIE You look great. MELANIE Which makes it sound like I thought that you wouldn’t and that’s not what I meant -- ADAM I didn’t think that. ADAM I also didn’t think I’d be seeing you again. ADAM I’ve really missed you Adam. MELANIE And I am sorry. I never should’ve called off the wedding. ADAM I used to think that. MELANIE Used to? ADAM It’s been seven months. MELANIE I thought about you every day. MELANIE I got scared. ADAM And I got a reality check. MELANIE So did I. The reality is, I miss us. We were a great us. ADAM We were. MELANIE And we still can be. MELANIE Don’t you miss me? ADAM Gosh. ADAM A part of me is always going to miss you. MELANIE Do you still have the ring? ADAM I can’t do this. MELANIE It’s a lot. Just think about what I said, that’s all I ask. ADAM Okay. SAM Can I help you? LUKE I’m Luke, I’m here for Grace. SAM Is she expecting you? CASSIE Stop it. CASSIE He’s just kidding around. Come on in. CASSIE I’m Cassie. This is Sam. LUKE Hi, nice to meet you both. CASSIE Yeah, you too. CASSIE Why don’t I go see if Grace is ready. LUKE Thank you. SAM First date. What are your plans tonight? LUKE Heading to the roller rink. SAM And? LUKE Uh, and we’re gonna skate. LUKE Maybe get some food. LUKE Healthy food. SAM Good choice. LUKE Yeah. SAM I remember picking up Lucy Carmichael on our first date. Her dad was a lumberjack. All I could think about was him chopping down trees. LUKE You’re a doctor, right? SAM Surgeon, I cut people open. SAM Relax, I’m just having some fun with you. SAM But, I do expect you to be a gentleman. LUKE Yes, sir. CASSIE She is going to be down in just a minute. GRACE Actually, I’m ready. SAM Okay, be home by 10. SAM 11. LUKE Yes, sir. Yeah. GRACE What’s going on? CASSIE Oh, it’s nothing. Have fun. CASSIE I heard you playing protective dad. SAM Not cool? CASSIE Very cool. MARTHA The Tinsdale tandem strikes again. How did you even know that my favorite mineral was granite? TOM How could I not know. You installed it on all our countertops. CASSIE I think it’s our turn. SAM What is your wife’s biggest pet peeve about you? SAM You want me to go first? CASSIE Sure. CASSIE Too attentive? CASSIE No, that’s definitely not a pet peeve and not my answer. SAM Doesn’t text when he’s late at work? CASSIE Well, you didn’t yesterday. SAM That was an emergency. SAM It is called the emergency room. MARTHA See how much we’re learning about each other? TOM Should we go on to the next question? MARTHA Yes. MARTHA What is your wife’s favorite holiday? TOM Valentine’s Day. MARTHA Valentine’s Day. MARTHA Tom always makes me homemade chocolates. CASSIE That’s very sweet. CASSIE Next card. CASSIE What does your husband complain about the most? CASSIE Well, that is easy. I only have tea in the house. SAM Or that I don’t get enough of you. CASSIE You don’t? SAM Well, sometimes I feel like we’re ships that pass in the night. CASSIE And you think that’s my fault? SAM No, I didn’t say that. MARTHA Now remember, this is supposed to be fun. TOM You’re right, Martha. We should just give them the extra point, make it a game. SAM No, no. No, no, no it’s okay. We don’t need the extra point. Thanks. NICK Hey. NICK How you feeling? JACOB How do you think I’m feeling? NICK If it helps. NICK You made the shot, you guys won. JACOB It doesn’t help. NICK Look, I get it. But my dad said you can make a comeback. JACOB My hockey career is over, Nick. NICK That’s not true. JACOB That’s easy for you to say. JACOB Just leave me alone. DOTTY This, of course, is the library. Davis prides himself on his collection of Raymond Chandler first editions. ABIGAIL Yes, he didn’t strike me as the romance novel kind of guy. DOTTY You don’t sugarcoat things, do you? ABIGAIL I believe people need to hear the truth. DOTTY I couldn’t agree more. DOTTY You know Davenport Hall has a very storied history. ABIGAIL This house has a name? DOTTY This house has a secret. DOTTY It’s first owner Nathaniel Davenport was engaged to Violet Merriwick. ABIGAIL What a coincidence. DOTTY As I’m sure you’re aware, our families have been very intertwined. ABIGAIL I’ve heard rumors. DOTTY But what you haven’t heard was that in this very room, when Nathaniel and Violet were dancing that they accidentally knocked over an oil lamp. Sadly the entire house burned to the ground, their romance along with it. ABIGAIL I really thought you were gonna tell me that those two made it. DOTTY Expectations and reality don’t always coincide. ABIGAIL That is a familiar sight. DOTTY That well holds a place in our hearts. Davis and I tossed a coin in and we’ve been very happy together ever since. ABIGAIL I’m surprised he was willing to tear it down. DOTTY Davis is a man of action, I’m a woman of sentiment. ABIGAIL He didn’t tell you what he was planning, did he? DOTTY Thank you for making sure that that well remains exactly where it’s supposed to be. DOTTY Do you believe in the legend? ABIGAIL I believe that two people who are meant to be together, will find a way legend or not. DOTTY And I believe that dinner is just about ready. GRACE Thank you. GRACE I always wondered what this place was like inside. LUKE Every time I’m here it feels like my ninth birthday. GRACE I had a mermaid party for my ninth birthday. GRACE My mom she made me a tail with like flippers and everything. LUKE Don’t tell anyone, but I used to think mermaids were real. GRACE They’re not? LUKE Oh, man, I just ruined that for you. GRACE Yeah, thanks so much. GRACE I think I should go home. LUKE Well, I think we should get out there and show everyone how it’s done. GRACE Right. LUKE What’s wrong? LUKE You don’t really wanna go home, do you? GRACE No, uh. GRACE I have a confession to make. LUKE You don’t know how to skate. GRACE No. GRACE No, I do not. LUKE What? You’re kidding. GRACE Don’t laugh. LUKE What? GRACE Don’t laugh. Shh. LUKE What? LUKE Okay, come on, come on, come on, come on I’ll teach you. Come on. LUKE I’ll teach you. LUKE Let’s go. GRACE Okay. GRACE Sorry. LUKE Alright. GRACE Okay. GRACE Actually, this is easy. LUKE You’re still on carpet. LUKE Okay first rule. GRACE Yeah. LUKE Don’t look down. GRACE What’s the second rule? LUKE Don’t look down. LUKE Okay. GRACE Hey. GRACE Don’t let go. LUKE Not a chance. ABIGAIL This is delicious. I’ve never had maple-glazed salmon and risotto before, I usually just eat it with asparagus. DOTTY Those two things don’t go together. Kind of like Davenports and Merriwicks. DONOVAN That didn’t take long. DOTTY Abigail doesn’t sugarcoat things, why should I? DONOVAN Because it’s the first meal we’re having together. DOTTY What better time to address the elephant in the room? DONOVAN Alright, okay this was a bad idea. ABIGAIL Okay, let’s all take a deep breath, I’d like to hear what Dotty has to say. DOTTY Oh I do like her. It’s a shame she’s a Merriwick. ABIGAIL Is this really about the curse, or is it just about me? DOTTY I don’t want my son to get his heart broken. ABIGAIL And what makes you think I would do that? DOTTY Call it a mother’s intuition. ABIGAIL We both have Donovan’s best interests at heart. Maybe we should start over? DOTTY I’m afraid history has a way of repeating itself. DONOVAN Okay, dinner’s over. CASSIE I love that you want more time with me, all you have to do is ask. SAM And I want to text you from the hospital, but sometimes it’s impossible. CASSIE But not all the time. SAM Okay, but did you have to bring it up in front of the Tinsdale tandem? CASSIE I was just being truthful. SAM Well so was I. MARTHA Sorry to interrupt, but we have a situation in the living room. CASSIE What happened? MARTHA Well the fire went out, and Tom is no outdoorsman. SAM I’ll take care of it. MARTHA I don’t mean to hover, but that was quite a heated discussion between you two. CASSIE Well I wouldn’t call that heated. MARTHA It does get easier when you’ve been married for 35 years. CASSIE Maybe then we won’t get such basic questions wrong. MARTHA Oh you two still have so much more to learn about each other. MARTHA I’m actually quite jealous. SAM Easy, right? TOM And it let you blow off some steam. SAM Guess you’ve been there. TOM Too many times. SAM Which is how you know each other so well. TOM Which is also why you had no shot at winning. TOM Let me ask you something, are you married to the love of your life? SAM I am. TOM Then you’ve already won. SAM I guess you’re right. TOM So have fun, take your time. Marriage is an adventure. DONOVAN Sorry tonight was such a disaster. ABIGAIL Well at least we spent it together. DONOVAN I did warn you. ABIGAIL You did, but not for a category 5 storm. DONOVAN Hurricane Dotty. DONOVAN You should take her about as seriously as you take that curse. ABIGAIL Curse smurse... ABIGAIL But, what if she’s right? DONOVAN Don’t tell me she’s gotten to you. LUKE Hey. LUKE No, I haven’t found anything on Abigail but -- LUKE Fine. Fine, I’ll meet you tomorrow. LUKE One soda, no ice. GRACE Thanks. GRACE You okay? LUKE Great, yeah. LUKE Ready for your next lesson? GRACE I don’t think I need one. GRACE I’m kind of a pro now. LUKE I mean, you kind of had a great teacher. GRACE I kind of did. NICK Could you take these to Jacob? SAM Pickle chips. NICK Well, they’re his favorite. SAM You know I can’t guarantee that bag’s going to make it there unopened. SAM Why don’t you take it yourself? NICK He pretty much kicked me out of his room. SAM He’s not lashing out at you, he’s just mad at the whole situation. NICK Didn’t feel like it. SAM You know I had a friend in college, he was an incredible high jumper. Probably going to make the Olympic team. Then one day he landed wrong and that was the end of it. After that he didn’t want to talk to anybody. NICK What’d you do? SAM Just gave him some space. NICK But you said I should be there for Jacob. SAM and when he’s ready, you should be. NICK So I just wait? SAM Then you can deliver those yourself. STEPHANIE There you go. STEPHANIE Uh-oh. STEPHANIE I know that look. CASSIE Just what I needed, thank you. STEPHANIE What’s up? CASSIE Sam thinks we’re ships passing in the night. STEPHANIE and he thinks that’s your fault? CASSIE Yeah that’s what I wanted to know. STEPHANIE Well I bet that he just wants to spend more time with you. CASSIE How’d it go with Adam? STEPHANIE He doesn’t know how he feels. CASSIE Yeah when it comes to matters of the heart, the answer isn’t always obvious. STEPHANIE What should I do? CASSIE The hardest thing of all, nothing. GRACE And your mom inherited your house? LUKE Her and my aunt, but my aunt married into this rich family in Blairsville. GRACE and you would rather go to fancy Regis Lane than Middleton High? LUKE My aunt’s idea. LUKE My mom can’t exactly afford tuition so my aunt pays. GRACE Sounds like you have a really awesome aunt. LUKE Grace, there’s something I need to tell you. Uh— GRACE Hey, it’s okay. Just say it. DJ Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for a couples skate. LUKE I think we should skate. GRACE A couples skate? LUKE Yeah. GRACE You sure we’re ready for that? LUKE Let’s go. GRACE Hey uh, what’s that thing that you were telling me about? LUKE I’m having a great time. GRACE Me too. LUKE Are you okay? GRACE Oh my gosh, okay. CASSIE Two eggs lightly poached, two eggs over easy. It looks like the Tinsdale tandem is in sync in all ways except their breakfast order. SAM At least mine’s easy. CASSIE Yeah. SAM Hey, I’m sorry I got home late last night. CASSIE I got your text, I appreciate the check-in. SAM If that’s how you pay me back, you’re going to get a lot more check-ins. CASSIE It looks like my afternoon is clear. SAM Really? I thought you had something to do. CASSIE Maybe I cancelled. SAM Maybe I love that. SAM Well I’ve got to run to the hospital. CASSIE Are you going to check on Nick’s friend? SAM Yeah but when I get back, why don’t we take a walk? CASSIE It’s a date. SAM Hey, Jacob. SAM Things are looking good so far. SAM You’re a real trooper. JACOB Thanks, Dr. Radford. SAM Hey while that leg’s healing up, I’d like you to see a specialist. JACOB But you already did the surgery. SAM Well with injuries like this, it’s important to get an opinion from somebody who understands it. SAM Perfect timing, he’s here. JACOB Jacques Broder. JACQUES It’s an honor to meet the number one scorer in his high school’s history. JACQUES Hey, I got a bad compound fracture in my leg three years ago during the playoffs. JACOB I remember, I thought your career was over. JACQUES Everyone did, including me. JACOB I can’t imagine not playing hockey. JACQUES Yeah, I couldn’t either. But like you, I had people who cared about me and I was lucky to have some great doctors. JACQUES But I think you have an even better one. JACOB You won MVP your first season back. JACQUES And I guarantee you’ll be back stronger than ever too. JACQUES Dr. Radford has my number. When you’re back on the ice, give me a call, come practice with the boys. JACOB That would, that would be awesome. CASSIE Good morning. GRACE Morning. CASSIE Orange pekoe? GRACE Just what I wanted. CASSIE How was roller skating? GRACE Did Luke tell you that’s where we were going? CASSIE No. GRACE I’m not very good at it. CASSIE Hope you didn’t fall too hard. GRACE I got the hang of it. MARTHA The hang of what? GRACE Roller skating. MARTHA Oh, I remember spending endless days at the roller rink. CASSIE Grace had a date. MARTHA I want to hear everything. And Cassie could you be a dear and pour me a— CASSIE Cup of chamomile? MARTHA You do know me well. MARTHA Start at the beginning and spare no detail. Who is this lucky young man? GRACE Luke. MARTHA Wait, you mean our Luke? MARTHA As your employer, I’m not sure it’s ethical for me to pry into your personal lives. But since you’re both interns, I’ll allow it. SAM Everything all right? ADAM It was until my ex-fiancée showed up here. SAM That the engagement ring? ADAM She got cold feet. Gave it back a week before the wedding. SAM and now her feet have thawed out? ADAM Which is why I held onto this. SAM Then what’s the problem? ADAM Stephanie. ADAM I never thought I’d fall for anyone after Melanie, but I really like her. SAM Then I’ll ask again, what’s the problem? CASSIE Thought you might want to talk about your dinner at the Davenport’s? ABIGAIL You mean my disaster at the Davenport’s? His mother is totally against our relationship. CASSIE I’m sure you’ll win her over. ABIGAIL I’m not. ABIGAIL Apparently the Davenport Merriwick curse is a dealbreaker. CASSIE Well curses are fueled by belief. ABIGAIL Well she’s a believer. CASSIE What about you and Donovan? ABIGAIL We’re willing to take the risk. CASSIE There might be a way to make it a little less risky. JACOB When he shoots and he scores. Oh! NICK Come on. JACOB Sorry, man. That’s the thing about excellence, you know you can’t turn it off. NICK Keep bragging and I’m not going to sign your cast. JACOB I still can’t believe Jacques Broder signed it. That’s pretty sweet, right? NICK I’m glad you’re feeling better. JACOB Jacques made a comeback, so you know, so can I. JACOB Colleges will be begging me to play. NICK No doubt. JACOB Oh, well there is doubt that you could ever beat me at this. NICK Okay, one more game. SAM Let’s say that, I could be deaf. CASSIE I did that. MARTHA Where are you two lovebirds off to? SAM Out for a walk. MARTHA Oh, so close to tea time? CASSIE Oh well I left tea and pastries for you in the kitchen, Martha. TOM Would you rather go for a walk or play another round? SAM Oh no, we’re on to you two now. MARTHA Oh Tom, leave them be. They need to distract themselves after their loss. TOM You’re right, Martha. If they’re okay with our landslide victory, then we should be too. SAM Do you remember when you said we could do anything I wanted to this afternoon? CASSIE I’ll get the tea. MARTHA Oh it’s on. MARTHA What could your wife do to improve? Oh, thank goodness an easy question. SAM No pressure. MARTHA Oh no, no, no. We’ve got this. MARTHA Are you ready, Tom? TOM Yes. MARTHA One, two, three. Nothing. TOM Take it down a notch. MARTHA Tom! Exactly how much is a notch? And what would I even take down? CASSIE It’s our turn. SAM And if we get this one right, we tie. MARTHA How could you let this happen? Cream puffs are my wife’s favorite dessert when you know perfectly well it’s lemon squares. SAM What superhero quality does your husband have? SAM Ready? SAM X-ray vision. Get it? I’m a doctor, X-ray? CASSIE I wrote your compassion. MARTHA They don’t match! SAM Did we just lose? TOM Did we just win? ADAM Hey. STEPHANIE Hi. ADAM I saw Melanie, she apologized. STEPHANIE That’s great. ADAM I always thought if she wanted to try again, I’d take her back. STEPHANIE I get it. ADAM You don’t. ADAM All I can think about is you. STEPHANIE I think I like that. CASSIE You know, x-ray vision was very cute. SAM I have a feeling you knew what I wrote. CASSIE Oh, how could I possibly know that? SAM They might have won the game, but I got the prize. TOM You don’t think they threw that last question just so we’d make up, do you? MARTHA Of course not. We’re the Tinsdales, we won fair and square. DONOVAN You sure you want to do this? It’s a big commitment. ABIGAIL It’s an insurance policy. DONOVAN Well, that’s romantic. ABIGAIL Here goes— DONOVAN Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don’t you think we should toss it together? ABIGAIL I think you’re stalling. DONOVAN Make a wish. ABIGAIL I already did. LUKE Have you recovered from your fall? GRACE I don’t know what you’re talking about, I skated with elegance and dignity. LUKE Were we at the same skating rink? LUKE Hey, I gotta go. I’ll talk to you tomorrow. GRACE Okay, I can’t wait. DOTTY Well? LUKE I couldn’t find anything on Abigail. And now that she’s not the mayor, I don’t have access anymore. DOTTY But you do have access to the young Merriwick girl. LUKE Leave her out of this. DOTTY No Merriwick is out of this. I want to find out if there’s a way to break the curse. LUKE I’m not gonna do it. DOTTY That’s your prerogative. LUKE You still gonna pay for my tuition? DOTTY Of course. After all, we’re family. DOTTY I just hope you’ll reconsider.