BRIGID CARL CHEESESTICKS CRAIG JP KELSEY WILDERNESSA JP eh? ugh, y’all seen my gas can? KELSEY uhhhh… no— oh! wait, gas can? where are you headed off to again? JP i told y’all! maney is practicing a new dressage routine where she jumps over a truck. and i gotta be that truck, baby! vroom vroom! JP CRAIG guess it’s just you and me-- KELSEY hark! a message from dear stacks! she’s been wounded! KELSEY oh wait, it’s just a close up of a papercut-- KELSEY either way, kelsey resolved to travel to the library to make sure stacks was okay. with such a perilous injury, stacks may need someone to turn the pages for her. CRAIG uh, kelsey? i asked if you’re cool to just keep reading and ignoring eachother-- KELSEY here i come, stacks!! CRAIG well i guess this is just the craig show now. CRAIG wha? a message from vanessa? who’s vanessa? oh right! heh! wildernessa! wait— wildernessa! CRAIG “we need to talk… alone?” CRAIG uhh, i gues we haven’t talked since capture the flag… CRAIG wildernessa! uhh! but… but why? WILDERNESSA it’s because i… i… like-- CRAIG we need to talk… alone… right! okay! what am i gonna… say? CRAIG huh! she was so serious about meeting alone, her dog cheesesticks isn’t even here! WILDERNESSA craig? CRAIG oh wildernessa! heh! so, um, so you were, you were on the other side of this tree! wow! sooo, h-how’s it been since, um, you… you got unfrozen? WILDERNESSA craig! cheesesticks ran away! CRAIG huh? but you two are inseparable! he’s like your best friend. why would he run away? WILDERNESSA i have no idea… CRAIG well, y’know, i know they’re busy, but lemme text kelsey and jp. they can help look-- WILDERNESSA no! uh, sorry… it’s just… KELSEY duh-huh! JP duh-ho! WILDERNESSA kelsey and jp look up to me as a champion of wildlife. CRAIG uh… do… do they? WILDERNESSA if they found out cheeseticks ran away from me, they’d think i knew nothing about animals… even less than… CRAIG CRAIG okay, well… i’ll help you— oof! WILDERNESSA thank you, craig! CRAIG CRAIG so, um… where-where should we start searching? WILDERNESSA oh, u-um… here! WILDERNESSA CRAIG WILDERNESSA whoaaa! WILDERNESSA WILDERNESSA WILDERNESSA cheeseticks!! CRAIG oh, is he in someone’s yard? but we’re not near any neighborhoo-- WILDERNESSA bark!! bark bark bark! CHEESESTICKS aroo? WILDERNESSA bark-bark-bark! CHEESESTICKS boof! BRIGID bow… CHEESESTICKS ruff? BRIGID wow? WILDERNESSA oh, another-- CRAIG brigid!?!? CHEESESTICKS WILDERNESSA cheesesticks? woof-woof! BRIGID bark all you want, cheesesticks has decided to stay with me. CHEESESTICKS WILDERNESSA but cheesesticks is my best friend… BRIGID i guess he’s— CHEESESTICKS BRIGID …my best friend now! oh cheesesticks! WILDERNESSA fine!!! CRAIG wildernessa! CRAIG hmmm… BRIGID CRAIG wildernessa? CRAIG wildernessa! oh— agh! why did she come back to this beautiful place??? okay… CRAIG i’m sorry about this, wildernessa… i know brigid. she’s a master manipulator capable of tricking even the smartest kids in the creek to do her bidding. also… she locked me in a cage once. she’s definitely enacting some evil plan— probably involving a cage! okay? it’s not your fault, wilder… ness… a… WILDERNESSA how could a dog enact an evil plan, craig? CRAIG why… what?!? brigid isn’t a dog, she’s a… she’s a girl in a dog costume! come on! WILDERNESSA oh craig… you’ve got quite an imagination. you really don’t know anything about animals. WILDERNESSA i always let cheesesticks make his own decisions because i don’t believe humans should tell animals what to do. WILDERNESSA i never told cheesesicks to fetch, i only asked if he wanted to. and if he wants to stay with that other dog, then… i guess our friendship is over. CRAIG wildernessa… CRAIG i gotta help her, which means figuring out just what exactly brigid’s evil plan is. CRAIG wildernessa’s gone! CRAIG okay, brigid, let’s see what you’re really up to. hm… BRIGID CHEESESTICKS BRIGID yoowl. woof! wooo! CHEESESTICKS woof wooo. CRAIG okaaay, not baaad. maybe i’m not looking hard enough! hm! BRIGID alright cheesesticks— get the stick. just get the stick. c’mon, boy. get the stick, boy. CHEESESTICKS BRIGID ahhh! awww, i love you too! CRAIG wait… was i wrong about brigid? maybe she’s not up to anything and cheesesticks is her new best friend… i better g0-- CARL brigid. CRAIG ohp! CARL i’ve done it. i’ve finally done it! BRIGID oh… carl! is the machine ready? CARL yes it is! are the subjects ready? BRIGID of course we are. who’s ready to switch bodies with brigid? you’re ready to switch bodies with brigid! yes you are, yes you are! finally i’ll become the dog that this world needs!!!! CRAIG CRAIG BRIGID grrrr. you hear that cheesesticks? there’s an intruder out there. let’s use our dog given abilities to sniff them out… BRIGID BRIGID grrrrr! WILDERNESSA okay little birdie, just one more twig and your nest will be do-- WILDERNESSA sorry, my mind is somewhere else right now. WILDERNESSA i am the manager. CRAIG wildernessaaaaa!!! WILDERNESSA huh? CRAIG vanessa! hurry! cheesesticks! trouble! WILDERNESSA whatever cheesesticks got himself into… hup. he can get out of it himself. he doesn’t need me anymore. CRAIG but! brigid! carl! science!! WILDERNESSA are you saying they’re gonna perform some kinda weird animal testing on cheesesticks?! CRAIG mmm… basically!! WILDERNESSA i can’t just stand by and let this happen! c’mon craig! BRIGID in just a moment you will be me and i will be you. BRIGID ‘ey, carl! let’s go! CARL let’s goooo! CRAIG stooopp!!! BRIGID rrrr! WILDERNESSA hop! CRAIG yeah-yeahhh! brigid, you boutta— oomph! WILDERNESSA cheesesticks! CHEESESTICKS woof! BRIGID ya too late! let ‘er rip, carl! CRAIG no! CARL hmm, nothing’s happening. shouldn’t there be a sound when you swap your brain with a dog? CRAIG not today, carl! CRAIG hup. BRIGID noooohohooo!! i was sooo close!!! ruh-roh. WILDERNESSA i did my best to respect cheesesticks’ decision, even though it hurt… but something tells me you’re only doing this for yourself. BRIGID grrr. bark! ruff! CRAIG CRAIG oh! BRIGID back off, chowder heads! you need to realize when you’re not wanted! cheesesticks chose me! right, boy? right? BRIGID hey! heeey! you’re gonna rip my costume! i mean fur… heh heh… stop. CRAIG that’s it! cheesesticks doesn’t like you more than wildernessa. you just smell like… bacon! BRIGID guh! my button… my bacon!!! no, ugh. ah. CARL mmmm! BRIGID no one’s gonna take away my chance to finally become a true dog! WILDERNESSA you’re not a dog. CRAIG mm. WILDERNESSA you’re a doggone monster! CRAIG hm. BRIGID ggrrr. BRIGID rawowowow! CRAIG ugh! WILDERNESSA whoa, sit! BRIGID woof! WILDERNESSA heel! uh, play dead! BRIGID rawowowowowow!!! CRAIG CRAIG cheesesticks! let’s get you outta there and-- CARL hold it, craig! CRAIG carl! why are you doing this?! CARL someone had to bring home the bacon. now… eat freeze ray! CARL aaaaaahh!! CRAIG okay, see ya bye! BRIGID say goodbye to cheesesticks forever! CHEESESTICKS woof! CHEESESTICKS CHEESESTICKS BRIGID aaaahhh!! aaaahhh, noooo! CRAIG should we help her or…? WILDERNESSA no. BRIGID okay… okay… stop… no, seriously stop! BRIGID BRIGID WILDERNESSA aw. i missed you. look, i know you can choose anyone to be your best friend. but i’m glad you choose me. WILDERNESSA oh and thanks, craig, we wouldn’t have this happy reunion without your help. CRAIG well, i don’t need tracking skills to know you guys are best friends. WILDERNESSA uh… by the way, craig… i… uh… ch-cheesesticks likes you. mm… CRAIG uh… i, uh… i like you guys, too. heh… WILDERNESSA WILDERNESSA CRAIG CRAIG [Type text]0[Type text]0[Type text]