BOBBY_BODEGA BRYSON CRAIG DARNELL DUANE EN_TITLES_SONG GAME JESSICA KIM RONALD SONG TEEN_1 TEEN_2 CRAIG we’re finally in bryson’s hometown! in the great state of new jersey! nothin’ like that cool jersey air! DUANE craig, if you don’t put that window up! lettin’ all the maryland air out. JESSICA yeah, like it’s free! in this economy? CRAIG CRAIG peace! JESSICA byeeee! DUANE y’all have fun now! and tell your uncle darnell to come outside real quick so i can talk to him! RONALD i’ll talk to you. DUANE hey… ronald… JESSICA uncle darnell! auntie kim! we missed you! KIM aww, we missed you too! DARNELL it’s about time your daddy brought y’all back up here. bring it in for a hug— CRAIG bryson! DARNELL mmmm… just stretchin’. BRYSON cuzzo! BRYSON dream-team! dream-team! dream-team! dream- team!!! CRAIG dream-team! dream-team! dream-team! dream- team!!! BRYSON reunited once again! KIM hey, miss jessica! JESSICA more attention for me! KIM girl, i swear you are growing up so fast! DARNELL uh, yeah. what they feeding y’all at home? JESSICA foooood! DARNELL heh, not if yo daddy cooked it. KIM darnell! you ain’t lying though. BRYSON aiight cuz, so whatchu wanna play first? BRYSON i got a whole bunch of new games now! DARNELL mm-mm, bryson, mm-mm. i’m about to watch “sweepin’ with the stars.” y’know, that new reality show where celebrities ride along in street sweepers. the preview looked wild! denzel saves a raccoon from gettin’ caught in the bristles! mm! BRYSON well… he’s not movin’ for awhile. CRAIG let’s just go outside— DARNELL uh, ‘scuse me? could y’all move this conversation ’bout two to three feet to your left? ah, there you go. heh heh, alright, that’s good, thanks. CRAIG let’s go outside! you could give me a tour of the city life! BRYSON city life? what’s there to see? CRAIG come on, you’re telling me there’s nothing cool to do? we’re in the city! we could watch a street raaaace, or a bank heist gone wroooong, or superheroes fighting each other instead of going to therapy! BRYSON you’ve been watching too many movies, cuz. BRYSON but what we could do is hit up the laundromat! CRAIG the laundromat! of course! can’t keep craiggy from the ol’ laundromat, that’s what they saaaaayyy. what’s happening at the laundromat? BRYSON oh, y’know they just soap and clothes and this new arcade game… power punchers crossover clash! CRAIG are you serious? the game where slide the ferret characters fight power punchers characters in moral combat? say no more, bryson! i’m in! BRYSON bet! now the thing is, we need money to play this game, and i don’t have any money or a job. you know… ’cause i’m still a child? CRAIG right, right. BRYSON but i know somebody who does. follow my lead… BRYSON craig, have you ever had a butter roll? CRAIG why no, cousin, i’ve heard of a chocoroll but not a butter roll. BRYSON man, let me tell you about the butter roll. it’s a delicious pillow of bread, gently caressed with butter until it glistens like the sun on a beautiful weekend day. CRAIG wait, it… it’s just bread with butter on it? DARNELL boy what are you saying? uh uh! it’s way more complex than that! it’s an experience! they use gourmet stuff from the motherland, they got, y’know, electrolytes… uh… i… i don’t know the ingredients. DARNELL bryson, you boys run down to the bodega and get a butter roll so craig can try it… and bring me one too! oo, all this butter roll talk got me droolin’, heh… now i gotta go change my shirt. BRYSON you got it, pops. oh, and can we keep the change? DARNELL keep the change?! look, boy, if you want change you better run for office or somethin’. heh, because you ain’t gonna find none with me, okay. KIM the boys can keep the change, darnell aloicious williams! DARNELL what?! CRAIG and with a dollar in their hands, our heroes set out on their quest. bryson the bull, craig the cunning… JESSICA and jessica!!! CRAIG sorry, jessica, you’re not old enough to leave the stoop yet. JESSICA but! whoa—oof! i really can’t leave… BRYSON sorry, jessi-cuz. next time. let’s bounce! JESSICA i have… no one now. RONALD i’ll hang out with you. KIM ronald, stop trying to talk to my family, you’re boring! RONALD yeah, you’re right. CRAIG okay, let’s go… to the laundromat!!! CRAIG here it is… the corner store. the store on the corner. the corner on the store. BRYSON craig, just get inside. SONG haters keep walkin out i’m hangin out with my girlfriends fools keep talkin out i’m hangin’ out with my girlfriends we don’t want drama i’m not your mama keep callin me trifling while i’m hanging out with my girlfriends hangin out with my girlfriends hangin out with my girlfriends hangin out with my girlfriends CRAIG wow, this place has everything! snacks, sandwiches, off brand toys! oh, what’s this? BRYSON that’s a sweet roll from mexico. CRAIG whoa. they don’t have these at duck mart. BRYSON well, yeah. why would they have these at a pet store? CRAIG wait, what? BRYSON what? BOBBY BODEGA here you go. BRYSON thanks! CRAIG ooh-ooh! lemme see lemme see! CRAIG whoa! a piece of bread with butter on it! a modern marvel! ow!! BRYSON we gotta save this for my dad! CRAIG i thought i was getting one. BRYSON sorry, cuz. we need the extra coin for the game. BOBBY BODEGA here’s your change. BRYSON yes! we got the money! CRAIG whoa! sick mural! BRYSON oh yeah. you know that basketball court we passed over on 6th street? that’s where t’darius caldwell dunked over like twelve wiener dogs. then this painting showed up not too long after. we call it the wiener winner wall. CRAIG what? BRYSON what? CRAIG the wiener winner wall… that’s gotta go on the map! CRAIG best chinese food! BRYSON okay, lemme tell you about this place… you’ve probably seen other restaurants that say they’re the best, but this place means it. CRAIG for a grand opening, the menu sure looks old. BRYSON oh, that grand opening sign has been there forever. if i had mentioned them instead of the butter roll, we’d be on a very different journey right now. BRYSON oh oh oh! and this is where lucas lives. CRAIG what’d he do? BRYSON nothin’, he’s just wild. CRAIG ah. CRAIG oh, he seems friendly. oh, he’s trying to show off his jeans… oh! oh no… no, he’s not… BRYSON classic lucas. let’s get goin’. CRAIG wait, bryson! an alley! maybe this is a shortcut! BRYSON hold up, cuz! look, i’mma let that slide cuz we family. but you don’t ever go down an alley, man. CRAIG why? what happens in an alley? BRYSON aah! it’s brickfoot! CRAIG brickfoot?! BRYSON don’t say his name! run! SONG you don’t even know me i’m in the city with my homies, fashodie chillin like an ice tray, like 40 below, g might be an atlas cuz these streets are all i know, b vatos locos en la avenida traemos el desmadre y hacemos nuestra gran salida mocosos peligrosos, compa, wachale BRYSON welcome… to the laundromat! CRAIG this is amazing! the true essence of the city experience! BRYSON yeaaah… wanna go dry off in front of the ac? CRAIG ehh… l-let’s dry our s-shirts a different way. BRYSON g-g-g-good call. BRYSON so, what character are you gonna pick? CRAIG i mean, i love admiral anchor’s combos, but slide’s animations are so cool! plus, he’s the main character, and i really relate to that. BRYSON yeah, it’s a tough choice. i was thinking about picking-- bryson oh no! intimidating teenagers! CRAIG not a problem, bryson. i’ll just see how long until they’re done playing. BRYSON craig, wait! i’ve seen these kids before! they’re… built different. CRAIG it’ll be fine! what could they possibly do to me in a laundromat? CRAIG hi-ya, fellas! sure is a swell day at the laundromat for gaming! perchance, might you be wrapping up soon? TEEN 1 “hi-ya, fellas?!” boooiiiiiii— TEEN 2 “hi-ya, fellas?!” boooiiiiiii— BRYSON what happened? CRAIG they roasted me! they made fun of my head, my shoes, things i didn’t even know i was self-conscious about! i mean are my elbows really that ashy? BRYSON we got some lotion at the house. CRAIG awww… BRYSON not much else we can do, cuz. those kids are too ruthless. let’s just get this butter roll back to my dad. can’t win everybody over. CRAIG bryson! i have an idea… TEEN 1 hey, stop button-mashing! TEEN 2 man, don’t be mad ’cause you gettin’ washed! CRAIG excuse me, gentlemen. TEEN 2 look who it is! mr. melon-head himself! TEEN 1 so the cornball’s back for more, huh? CRAIG yes, the cornball is back… with this! TEEN 1 a butter roll?!!?!?!?! TEEN 2 a butter roll?!!?!?!?! CRAIG this local delicacy is all yours, my friends… if you let me and my cousin play the game. TEEN 1 okay! TEEN 2 yeah, you guys can play now. we were just about done, anyway. CRAIG but… that’s what i asked you the first time! TEEN 1 man, i’m sorry for talkin’ about your elbows, but i can’t lie to you though. you look like you been erasin’ chalkboards. CRAIG alright. BRYSON craig, you’re a genius! how’d you know that was gonna work? CRAIG well, bryson, it’s like uncle darnell said… everybody loves a butter roll. GAME get ready for the ultimate corporate crossover cash-grab… power punchers crossover clash! CRAIG bryson, it’s more magical than i thought! BRYSON and you get the first game, cuz. BRYSON shoot, we only have enough for one game. CRAIG we traveled too far, we can not admit defeat now. there’s only one thing to do… BRYSON dream team! CRAIG dream team! CRAIG you move the joystick! and i’ll hit the buttons! BRYSON this is gonna be awesome! CRAIG this is gonna be awesome! CRAIG we’re doin’ it! we’re really doin’ it! GAME congratulations! you lose! the both of you! CRAIG well, guess that’s it. BRYSON my bad, cuzzo. CRAIG are you okay? BRYSON i just… i brought you all the way out here just to play one game for like two seconds. CRAIG yeah, but… that’s not the only thing we did. look! BRYSON wow, i guess we did do a lot. hey, mind if i keep this? CRAIG of course you can keep it. we can add onto it on our next adventure! BRYSON yeah! BRYSON hello? DARNELL where did you boys go to get my butter roll at?! chicago?! EN TITLES SONG let’s go sweepin’ with the stars let’s go sweepin’ with the stars [Type text]0[Type text]0[Type text]