BERNARD CRAIG END_TITLES_SONG FARADAY JP KELSEY MORTIMOR MR_PUNCHES SONG STARE_MASTER WREN KELSEY ugh, what a bust! we spent the whole day searching for nothing! JP but we were so close this time! i swear! CRAIG i dunno, jp. i don’t think this invisible kid is real. JP i know what i saw, man! nothing. CRAIG i’m pretty sure it was just an old t-shirt blowing in the wind. KELSEY jp, it’s nearly impossible for there to be an invisible kid out here. they’d either need a ring of power or to have been cursed by a cranky old toad. it’s science. WREN well that science is a load of pish-posh! CRAIG alliance of science? FARADAY salutations, stump kids. CRAIG that’s a lot of equipment you got there. FARADAY we’re going to the other side of the creek to conduct experiments with the slime kids. WREN and create a polymer so gooey, it will rival snot itself! WREN all we need is a few slime samples… and also a slime kid or two. CRAIG you’re gonna take a whole kid? FARADAY oh, we’re just going to pick their minds. WREN and the rest of their organs! FARADAY whoops! we better get going! byyyyyye! CRAIG wha—!? JP whoa! STARE MASTER hello, craig, kelsey, jp. i’ve been waiting for you. CRAIG do we know you? STARE MASTER no, but i know all about you three. and i know you’ve been collecting these. CRAIG a puzzle cube! STARE MASTER i knew it was only a matter of time before you tried to get mine. so i figured i’d save us all the trouble and come here myself. CRAIG who… are you? STARE MASTER just call me the stare master. MORTIMOR KELSEY not yet, mortimor… i sense a backstory. STARE MASTER there were once many stare masters, and i was but a pupil of the pupil arts. i learned all i could from my teachers, and then i defeated each one in eye-to-eye combat, until i held this. JP well, thanks for going through all that trouble for us. we will now take the cube… from you… STARE MASTER i’d be happy to give you my puzzle cube… if! you can beat me in a staring contest. KELSEY pffft! step aside, fellas! i can handle this one. STARE MASTER hoohoohoohoohoo! the rules are simple: we’ll count down from three, and the first kid to blink or break eye contact loses. KELSEY yeah, yeah. how about you stop covering your eyes so we can get this over with-- KELSEY STARE MASTER are you ready? three… ta-hoo… one. KELSEY this isn’t… an ordinary staring contest… STARE MASTER i can see your ancestors. and they’re all very disappointed in you. KELSEY nnnoooooooo!!!! kelsey ughhh… i’m… i’m too scared to open my eyes. STARE MASTER how boring. you couldn’t even make it to the first hour mark. so, which of you is going to challenge me next? JP oh don’t look at me! my eyes aren’t even fully formed yet! no eye whites! it’s a problem, i can’t see a lot of colors. STARE MASTER what a shame. how about you? no? can’t even look me in the eye? hoohoohoohoo! KELSEY listen here, stare master! CRAIG uh… no, no, she’s over here. KELSEY oh thank you… listen here, stare master!! my friend craig here has taken down bigger kids than you! he’s going to beat you at a staring contest and stare that cube right off of your ear! CRAIG when… i’m done training! yeah! then you’ll see! that puzzle cube will be as good as ours! STARE MASTER hoohoohoohoohoohoo. very well then. i’ll be back in a few days once you’ve finished your meager training. i look forward to our match… craig of the creek. CRAIG i know we need all of the cubes to complete the map to the heart of the forest, but… i don’t know if i can do this. KELSEY sure you can! jp and i are going to train you into a staring champion! if he ever decides to show up… JP guys! KELSEY you’re late, jp! JP i know, i’m sorry… but i had to pick up a friend! CRAIG it better not be that shirt in the wind. JP uh, i think you’re trying to say invisible kid. okay, so i was trying to lure out the invisible kid with a pair of shorts, but i lost ’em somehow. so i was searching for them in the bushes, and that’s when i found… this little guy! KELSEY oooohh! CRAIG oooohh! JP i’m calling him mr. punches, ‘cause he keeps making fists with his tiny little hands! CRAIG ohhh, i could look at him all day. KELSEY after our training, craig, you just might be able to. CRAIG hm! SONG you got the spirit of a fighter i can see it in your eyes let loose like a caged animal release the beast that lives inside CRAIG SONG you gotta rise above the rest you’re gonna do it ‘cause you’re the best look inside your hear you’ll see that no one stands a chance you gotta rise above the rest you’re gonna do it ‘cause you’re the best CRAIG CRAIG wuh…? huh!??!?!? SONG and you’ll be victorious and you’ll be victorious BERNARD craig! mom said close the freezer, you’re wasting electricity! CRAIG aw, come on! SONG so victorious KELSEY alright, craig… are you ready for the final test? it’s the hardest one yet. CRAIG i can handle it. KELSEY do it, jp! BERNARD and now, theeee debate club will begin ehhhhh debate over whether or not debate club is ehhhhh, boring. on my left debating the debate that debate club is boring… KELSEY ughhhh, i can’t watch this! JP kelsey! look at him! BERNARD and now, ehhhh, let the great debate, ehhhh, over debate… debate. KELSEY haaah, he’s ready. STARE MASTER well well well, you showed up after all. and here i was thinking you didn’t have the eyeballs. CRAIG oh i’ve got eyeballs… two of them. JP careful, craig. you don’t wanna pull an eyelid. KELSEY i’m here! JP well! now look who’s tardy to the party. KELSEY sorry, guys. there was an evil looking crow hanging around the trash cans outside my house. luckily mortimor scared them off with his powerful sonic blast. MORTIMOR CRAIG well, i’m glad you’re here. because this match is going to be over in a blink. STARE MASTER yes… that’s generally how this goes. are you sure you’ve had enough time to train? CRAIG oh yeah, i’m ready. but are you ready to lose that puzzle cube? STARE MASTER hmph… i don’t see that happening. CRAIG guys, don’t let anything distract me. i need pure concentration for this. KELSEY we’ve got your back, craig! JP yeah, we’ll keep… watch! wink! heh… but don’t wink. STARE MASTER same rules as before. first kid to break eye contact, blink or expire loses. three… two… one… go. STARE MASTER well, well. looks like that training paid off. you’re already doing better than your little friend did. but just so you know, the first few minutes are the easy part. CRAIG heh, i can do this all day. KELSEY as long as nothing breaks craig’s concentration, the cube is as good as ours! WREN ahhhh!!! JP wren! what is it? what are you doing here? WREN everybody run for your lives!!! STARE MASTER uh oh. sounds like trouble. maybe you should look. WREN the slime-speriments have gone awry!!! slime is taking over the creek!!! JP STARE MASTER come on, you can take a peek. CRAIG it’s just a little slime… how bad could it be? KELSEY aaaah!! it’s everywhere!! it’s radioactive!! WREN JP mr. punches! where are you?! he was sitting on my head! where did he goooooo?! KELSEY oh no! mr. punches is being engulfed by slime!!! JP my baby!!! noooooo!!! CRAIG well, nothing i can do now. KELSEY wait! the slime is reacting to his body… it’s glowing! JP mr. punches is evolving before my very eyes! SONG mr. punches he loves punchin’ mr. punches gotta punch! KELSEY where’d he get those muscles!? JP where’d he get that skateboard!? STARE MASTER oh that sounds like something you don’t see everyday, hmmm? CRAIG so what? i’ve seen a big salamander before. what’s the big deal? MR PUNCHES what’s up, humanoids! SONG mr. punches he loves punchin’ mr. punches gotta punch! KELSEY he can talk! MR PUNCHES wanna see me do a kickflip? JP whoaaaaa!!!! KELSEY whoaaaaa!!!! STARE MASTER go on, turn your head. CRAIG it’s cool… somebody probably got it on their phone! SONG mr. punches he loves punchin’ mr. punches gotta punch! KELSEY jp, are you getting this?! JP nah! i’m just livin’ in the moment! wooo! CRAIG grrrrrr… KELSEY wait… what’s that in the sky? oh no! the crow from earlier! it’s back! and it brought a whole murder of crows! JP somebody help! a close friend of mine – help!!! STARE MASTER don’t you want to help your friends? CRAIG ehhh, i’m sure they’ll figure it out. MR PUNCHES don’t worry, dad! i’ll save you, bro! CRAIG see. mr. punches will give them a stern talking to and set them straight. SONG mr. punches he loves punchin’ mr. punches gotta punch! mr. punches he loves punchin’ mr. punches gotta punch! MR PUNCHES take your caw and pop-shove it! hyah! yah! hah! KELSEY get ’em, mr. punches! get him with your sick once-in-a-lifetime-to-see moves! CRAIG aww, come on!!! STARE MASTER fine then. guess i’ll just have to turn up the heat. STARE MASTER you’ve put up a valiant effort, but it’s over. just blink and save yourself. CRAIG no… we’ve worked so hard! i can’t give up! i have to do this! CRAIG invisible kid? STARE MASTER invisible kid?! they’re here?! where?! they’re the only thing my eyes haven’t seen! STARE MASTER 1… i looked away. CRAIG i… i won… CRAIG ahh… CRAIG ahhhhhh… STARE MASTER and now… i can finally close my eyes and sleep. MR PUNCHES well, looks like my work here is done. now i gotta ollie out and travel the world! JP bye, son! JP oh hey, craig. KELSEY you did it, craig! we got the puzzle cube! CRAIG wait! mr. punches! i wanna see you do a kick fliiiiiiiiiipppppp! END TITLES SONG mr. punches he loves punchin’ mr. punches gotta punch! mr. punches he loves punchin’ mr. punches gotta punch! mr. punches he loves punchin’ mr. punches gotta punch! [Type text]0[Type text]0[Type text]