CAT_BUGLAR CRAIG CREEK_KIDS ELIZA END_CREDIT_SONG GEORGE JANE JP KELSEY KIT LADY_T ROGER SECRET_KID ZOE KELSEY hip! hup! hwaaaa! another clown vanquished! CRAIG hey kelsey! you ready to go get jp out of that tree? KELSEY yeah, lemme just sheath my swoooooooooord…? KELSEY noooooo!!!! CAT BUGLAR alright, here are the goods. LADY T took you long enough. CAT BUGLAR you got what you wanted, now give me back what’s mine. i won’t steal for you any longer! LADY T not as long as i have this. CAT BUGLAR my diary! you monster!! CREEK KIDS are you sure it’s not there? can you check again? please! KIT i’m sorry, but i haven’t seen any of y’all’s things! KELSEY what about my sword?! have you seen my sword?! KIT no. sorry, kelsey. CREEK KIDS CRAIG it’s okay, kelsey. we’ll find it. KIT guys, i’m sorry… everybody seems to be missing something, but i haven’t seen any of it pass through the trading tree. sounds like we got a thief in the creek. CRAIGa thief? KELSEY if only i had my sword, i’d find this dastardly villain and put a big ol’ hole through ’em! JP villain, eh? CRAIG i’m sorry, kelsey-- JP this looks like a job for silver fist!! CRAIG who… who’s silver fist? JP the beloved superhero who busts all the bad guys with his fist of gold! KELSEY that… literally never happens. CRAIG yeah, yeah, and if his fist is golden, why is he called silver-- JP excuse me! i have to take a call… KIT what! jp! get out of my locker! yaah! oof! JP silver fist! KELSEY ooo! shiny! JP kidizen! take me to where your thing was stolen! JP thank you, kidizens, for allowing me to investigate your… uh, what did you call it? the stoop? CRAIG it’s the stump, silver fist. JP ohoho, i get it! because of the color… great scott! could this be a fun clue? KELSEY no, silver fist, jp’s been trying to get us to play that fishing game for a week. JP interesting! do… do you wanna play now? CRAIG we’re supposed to be looking for clues about this thief, not playing games! JP you’re right… you’re right! we should probably dust for prints! luckily i brought my trusty silver fist brand criminal duster! KELSEY yeah, that’s just a bag of flour that you wrote silver fist on with a marker. JP alley oop! JP silver fiiiiiiist puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-- CRAIG jp! no!!! CRAIG let’s just… let’s just look for clues somewhere else. ROGER so by the time i put my pants back on, my precious riddle book was gone! i jumped out from under my bridge just in time see them dart away! JP wait! y-you caught a glimpse of the culprit? tell me, troll boy, what did they look like? ROGER i’ll give you a hint! which animal’s favorite color is purrrple? KELSEY nuh-uh! no! we ain’t got time for riddles, you little goblin! ROGER ahh! a cat! they were dressed as a cat!!! JP hmm, so a cat burglar is behind all this. ROGER KELSEY great, we know the kid dresses like a cat. that’s not gonna stop them from stealing things. we have to do something! first it was my sword, next it could be craig’s staff! CRAIG well, let’s hope not. because i’m attending a gala at cardboard city tonight, and lemme tell ya, i’m gonna need my staff to strut. JP hmm, a fancy event with kids wearing their finest toys and accessories? sounds like the perfect place for a crime. maybe jp needs to bring a plus one? CRAIG jp didn’t get a plus one. JP well, i dunno! maybe silver fist will sneak in the back door, geez! ZOE and now for our final a-card-emy a-board of the night. it is my corrugated honor to present creek humanitarian of the year to… craig williams! ELIZA ugh, of course. ZOE this is craig’s 200th nomination and first win! CRAIG oh thank you, thank you! i love your applause, almost as much as this award. now let me regale you with the tale of how i came to restore cardboard city twice! after destroying it… twice. CAT BUGLAR meeeoww! CAT BUGLAR sorry, george. GEORGE oh, i’m quite fine. CAT BUGLAR i know… GEORGE oh my! ELIZA it’s that cat burglar who’s been stealing everyone’s stuff! KELSEY silver fist was right! JP i have to go to the bathroom! CREEK KIDS CRAIG no, please! i never win awards! CAT BUGLAR you think i’m just after some piece of cardboard? CRAIG my staff!!! KELSEY here, kitty-kitty! CAT BUGLAR KELSEY yaaah—oof!!! CRAIG kelsey! wuh? but! CAT BUGLAR what’s the matter, cat got your tongue? CRAIG no, you have my staff! CAT BUGLAR meow-hahaha! JP craig, where’s your staff? CRAIG jp? where’s silver fist?! JP uh… i’llll be right back! CAT BUGLAR you. CAT BUGLAR silver what?! JP JP uuuugh… hand over the staff! CAT BUGLAR and let you get away without a scratch? i don’t think so. JP woooww— oof! CAT BUGLAR slap! JP ow! a lucky shot, but i’m sure you won’t be able to— ooh! CAT BUGLAR slapped again! JP two lucky shots! now, try my silver fist— oof! CAT BUGLAR kick! JP you can kick, too! y’know, with moves like that you could totally become a superhero like me. just give back all the stuff you stole and start fresh. CAT BUGLAR listen, silver fish. JP uh, silver fist. but i know silver fish though. he’s a great guy. CAT BUGLAR it’s sweet of you to think there’s any good left in an old alley cat like me, but i’ve chosen my path and there’s no turning back meow. JP ack! hey this is the same kitty litter my cat goo uses— and there’s nobody’s there. CRAIG jp! did the cat burglar get away with my staff? JP oh yeah, absolutely he did! JP but not for long… LADY T LADY T i’m used to getting what i want. but taking what i want is even better. CAT BUGLAR i don’t wanna do this anymore! LADY T listen, you little stray, as long as i’ve got your diary, you’ll do as you’re told! JP that’s where you’re wrong! CAT BUGLAR silver fist? but how did you find me? JP i went fishing… with a magnet. CRAIG we heard everything! LADY T well, i guess it’s time i “spilled the tea” then… i want what everyone wants, CRAIG to be loved and worshipped and showered with award statues, but you can’t be a hero without saving people. so, lady t decided to steal everyone’s favorite things… ELIZA so that eliza could find them, and become the most beloved hero this creek has ever seen!!! CRAIG aw, that is the meanest thing i’ve ever heard! CRAIG you’re not gonna get away with this! ELIZA oh please, this is the tea timers grove, and wouldn’t you know… it’s tea time, boys! JP yeeaaaah… i could totally go for some tea right now… CAT BUGLAR no, don’t look at her! JP oof! JP oh… you saved me! CAT BUGLAR that’s what superheroes do after all. KELSEY it’s tea time boys… it’s tea time boys… CRAIG it’s tea time boys… it’s tea time boys… CAT BUGLAR keep sharp, silver fist! it looks like your friends got hypnotized by eliza’s hypnosis watch. JP what do you say, kittt cat? you wanna pull a classic temporary team up? CAT BUGLAR ha! let’s show eliza why it’s bad luck to cross a black cat and a silver fist… CAT BUGLAR swipe! scritch! scratch! JANE ahh! CAT BUGLAR ehh… scritch! scratch! JANE aiyeeeee! CRAIG ragh! ragh! ragh! KELSEY hya! hya! hya! JP hey you guys, you really should be, like, saying your sound effects— owww! JP ohh… bump! we’re outnumbered! CAT BUGLAR i think we’d better combine our powers. JP oh man! super move? JP combine! super silver paw puuuuuuuunch! CAT BUGLAR combine! super silver paw puuuuuuuunch! CAT BUGLAR alright, eliza… give it back. CAT BUGLAR not that! my diary! ELIZA oh, of course! just give me a little… tiiiiiime. CAT BUGLAR uhhhhhh… JP hngh! ELIZA aaaaaahhh… wha— who— who am i? JP you’re a bad kid who needs to return the stuff she stole and apologize. ELIZA here… i’m sorry. CAT BUGLAR still locked! CAT BUGLAR uh, hey silver fist… you believed there was some good in me. i cat thank you enough. JP hey, no problem. dap! JP ugh… why?! this is really hard with fists. KELSEY my sword! CAT BUGLAR george! uh, geor… hi, george. GEORGE oh, hi. just having a spot of chamomile before i head back in there just to calm my nerves. CAT BUGLAR GEORGE secret keeper…?! SECRET KID yeah, and i have a secret i’d like to share… i like you, george. GEORGE secret keeper… would you like to hang out sometime? SECRET KID yeah! uh, i mean… yes… uh, sure… yes, i think… mm-hm. END CREDIT SONG he’s that silver man blessed with the golden hand you better not have plans ’cause silver fist is in the sky tonight [Type text]0[Type text]0[Type text]