CRAIG JP KELSEY MONOPOLY_MAN SHAQ_SQUATCH VOICE JP uuuunnnnh. KELSEY uuuunnnnh. JP uuuunhnhnnn. JP so bored. this rain is such a bummer. KELSEY you’re always saving the day, craig. save us. CRAIG well… nothing beats rainy day boredom like a good board game! you see what i did there? what about y’all? did you see it? JP they saw the joke, craig! KELSEY uuuuuugh! CRAIG anywho, let’s play some cavity land! KELSEY yeah, we can’t play that. most of those cards are missing. CRAIG what?! no! oh, you’re right, it does sound a bit empty in here. JP i feel empty… on fun fuel. CRAIG guys, it’s all good. we’ve got plenty of options! CRAIG topple tower, pay up, spellble, moja, battlebarn, oh chute, and even hangry hangry honeybadgers. so! which one do you guys wanna play? jp considering that we’re missing pieces for every game… none of them. CRAIG what?! no way! wow, only four moja cards? just the board and a few letters for spellble. geez, no more corncraft carriers in battlebarn?! well, i guess we are missing a lot of pieces for our games. how did this happen? JP rawr! raaaawr!!! raawr! CRAIG listen, man, you can kick all the pieces you want, but you still gotta pay up. KELSEY the stump’s right there. if we move the board inside, we can continue our game of “careful” game tomorrow. CRAIG sounds good. grab ahold. careful now… careful… care— gah!!! KELSEY well, i was gonna win anyway. CRAIG and then there was that one time shaq-squatch came to the creek and just took a piece. CRAIG SHAQ SQUATCH heh heh, tell whoever you want. they’ll never believe you. KELSEY and we still don’t believe you! CRAIG point is, we need to take better care of our games. JP rest in peace, to all of our missing pieces. there’s only one thing to do now… JP destroy them. KELSEY destroy them. CRAIG waaah! hold on! just cause they’re missing a few pieces, doesn’t mean these games are useless. heh, i mean we could still cobble together a game of topple tower. KELSEY you just like topple tower because you always win. CRAIG mwah! so? JP oh, cavity land was my topple tower. nobody spins the lollipop wheel like big daddy jp! i don’t know why i called myself that. CRAIG hey, y’know what… what if we make a new game? JP a new game? CRAIG yeah. here, take these. KELSEY o-kay… CRAIG but don’t look at them! so here it is… we’ll each have a few game pieces and cards. we’ll draw one at random if we need it. and we’re gonna need it for the mega-game! behold! JP ooooooohhh! KELSEY okay, this could be fun… but if it’s not, it shall be destroyed. after the rain. JP so it is said and so it shall beeeee! CRAIG let’s do this! KELSEY wait, we’re just in the creek! JP well, at least it’s not raining. and there’s some oversized white marbles. that’s cooool. KELSEY uh… yeah. but this is our collective imaginations! i thought it’d be more exciting. CRAIG guys! check it out, i got me a dice bubble watch. KELSEY ugh! no fair! how come you get to control the dice?! CRAIG because i made up the rules! so here’s how it works: in order to win the mega-game, we have to roll the dice and make it through each individual game to get to the top of the topple tower. which, of course, will be no problem for yours truly. JP okay okay, i like this set up. so what game are we in now? JP a giant honey badger?!?! KELSEY that badger looks hungry… JP and angry. CRAIG it’s hangry! it’s a hangry hangry honey badgers!!!! JP another one?! KELSEY we’re surrounded! what do we do? CRAIG quick! feed them some marbles!!! KELSEY how could they still be hangry?! JP maybe they’re emotional eaters! KELSEY ugh! quick, roll us out of here, craig! CRAIG i can’t! the dice bubble won’t pop until we beat the board! KELSEY oh why did you make that rule?! CRAIG because games need rules! try picking a card! KELSEY it’s from cavity land! KELSEY i got… a molar bear? KELSEY it looks like i brushed up on my skills! yahn-yahn-yahn! CRAIG nice pick, kelsey! oh! looks like we can roll now! CRAIG 4! JP oooh, can i pop the bubble? CRAIG sure, have at it, jp. JP wow, popping this is really addicting! CRAIG uh, jp, you should probably slow down— JP yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! CRAIG uh oh. JP oh, shoot!!! KELSEY what game are we in now?! JP oh, chute!!! CRAIG we gotta find a way to stop sliding! gimme something good! CRAIG oof! KELSEY grr! i can’t catch anything i summon! JP hmph!! hey guys! i got one!! it’s a moja reverse card! JP we’re going in reverse!!! JP wow, that was fun, but it gave me a real big wedgie! CRAIG quick thinking, jp. “oh chute” was never my game anyway. i’m more of a topple tower kind of guy. ‘cuz you know, craig never topples the tower. JP yeah, we know!!! KELSEY yeah, we know!!! KELSEY just roll. CRAIG okay, okay. JP uhhh… what game is this? KELSEY endless farmland, needles in haystacks, produce cannons?! oh no… we’re in battlebarn!!! JP oh no! somebody sunk our battlebarn! CRAIG quick! launch a counter-attack! KELSEY the cannon’s empty! and we’re all out of corn cobs! JP the silver kitty from “pay up!” hi, buddy! KELSEY load it in, jp! JP no! we are not putting jack meowingon into a cannon! CRAIG then i guess it’s up to me. KELSEY spellble letters?! JP that’s a grandpa game! KELSEY oh no, these letters are the worst! you can’t spell anything with them! they’re practically numbers! CRAIG they’re what was left in the box. we really have to take better care of these games. CRAIG okay okay okay! don’t panic. i’ll spell something that we can fire. noowww, let’s see here… CRAIG uh… qwiiiixxxxerrp? CRAIG eh… sssiiirrrppppiiixx?? CRAIG wait, i can do this! KELSEY no more spelling bee! letters in the hole!!! VOICE aw man, you sirpx’d my battlebarn! JP we won!! yay!! we did it!! KELSEY we won!! yay!! we did it!! CRAIG we won!! yay!! we did it!! VOICE that was my home… JP aww… sorry… yeah, well, we had to… that’s the rules of the game… KELSEY aww… sorry… yeah, well, we had to… that’s the rules of the game… CRAIG aww… sorry… yeah, well, we had to… that’s the rules of the game… CRAIG it’s glowing again! feeling pretty good about this one. CRAIG yes! yessssss! we made it to topple tower! we’re at the end of the game! JP okay, sooo… why are we standing waist-deep in water? CRAIG ahh! it must be leaking through the stump! all our games are getting soaked! KELSEY ahh! we have to move the game so it doesn’t get destroyed! CRAIG but we can’t get out of the game to move it until we win it. JP maybe there’s a piece or a card that’ll help! JP “report to debtor’s prison?!” how old is this game— KELSEY jp!! CRAIG jp!! KELSEY ahh! we’re all out of game pieces! KELSEY craig? oh no, he’s determined. CRAIG we’ve come too far to turn back now, kelsey! CRAIG wahh! this… is… my moment! KELSEY craig! there’s no way we’re getting to the top of that tower before the stump gets flooded! CRAIG so how else are we supposed to win this? KELSEY craig… do we have to win the game, or do we just have to end it? CRAIG no, i can’t! i won’t! craig doesn’t topple! KELSEY whatever’s left of our games is getting soggier by the second! there’s not gonna be a tower left to topple! CRAIG but i always win at topple tower! that’s why i make you guys play with me! KELSEY we let you win, craig. CRAIG wait, what? KELSEY look! this is bigger than us! bigger than winning or losing! we have to do it for the love… the love of the games. CRAIG kelsey, if we’re really gonna do this… let’s do it with style. and fast ’cause this water keeps drippin’ on me. KELSEY topple already! CRAIG i’m just too good – the tower won’t topple for me! KELSEY no, you can do it! you are terrible at this game! i believe in you! KELSEY we’re alive!!! CRAIG quick! move the game! CRAIG phew, a little wet but still safe. KELSEY heh, i’m glad we didn’t destroy these game pieces after all. CRAIG even though there’s a lot missing in these games, there’s still plenty to have fun with. let’s just not lose anything else. KELSEY wait… speaking of losing things, where’s jp? JP so, what’re you in for? MONOPOLY MAN embezzlement! [Type text]0[Type text]0[Type text]