CRAIG JP KELSEY

CRAIG
how to map the creek! with me, craig!
CRAIG
step 1- gather supplies! 
CRAIG
a pen and paper! for drawing! a kelsey! in 
case there’s trouble!
KELSEY
armed with my razor sharp blade and my 
trusty falcon mortimor by my side!
CRAIG
and a jp!
JP
i thought this was a belt.
CRAIG
step 2- head into the unknown! 
JP
uhh… which way is the unknown?
CRAIG
well, we know we came from that way, so the 
unknown is probably… this way.
CRAIG
step 3- look for interesting landmarks! 
CRAIG
hey, check out this jump rope! ’s pretty 
interesting, right?
JP
whoa!
CRAIG
jp!

JP
craig! i’m floating, but i’m
floating away!
CRAIG
step 4- rescue your friend from the clutches 
of a watery grave! 
CRAIG
jp, grab on!
JP
CRAIG
ugh!
KELSEY
hang on, guys! we’ll save him! mortimor! go!
KELSEY
noooo! the gravitational pull of the current 
has sucked mortimor in too! 
CRAIG
step 5- comtemplate your life without 
your best friend and your other best friend’s bird. 
CRAIG
step 6- realize you can’t give up. you won’t 
give up. you have to save your friends! 
JP
hey, my belt! whooooa!
CRAIG
step 7- silently bond over your near death 
experience.




CRAIG
JP
KELSEY
CRAIG
heh?
KELSEY
ah hah…
CRAIG
heh?
JP
ohh…
CRAIG
hey… a tire swing.
CRAIG
and that’s how you map the creek!