BERNARD CRAIG DUANE JESSICA JP KELSEY NICOLE SONG

CRAIG
hey guys! come on in, i’m almost ready to go to the creek! 
KELSEY
good morrow, queen of craig.
JP
hi mom! 
NICOLE
why hello. watch your step, duane just finished mopping.
DUANE
the bits of dried up food were no match for… dirt-fighting-duane! uh oops.
BERNARD
outta the way, craig! i gotta get to work
NICOLE
you’re folding that! jessica, i thought i told you to turn off the tv.
JESSICA
sorry, mom!
JP
man, every time we come over to your house, something funny happens. 
i bet your family could have their own tv show. 
CRAIG
hmmm… 

SONG
do you wanna sit next to me
and tell me about your day
if you got a case of the big bad blues
that just won’t go away
big or small
young or old
you don’t have to feel so blue
look up at the sky and find the
sunlight peeking through
whoaaa
somebody loves you
there’s an ear to lend
when you need a friend
somebody loves you
when you need it most
there’s a hand to hold
smiles about in our tender house
it’s as plain as day to see
you’ve got your friends
your family
and meeeeee
you’ve got your friends
and family
and me


CRAIG
that’d be pretty funny.
KELSEY
i’d watch that show. especially if i get to fight a killer robot! 
JP
hey, how come everybody was trying to keep me out of the house. does your family not like me? and why did kelsey get executive producer credit and not me?! i’m the one that said the thing about your family having a tv show! i’m a co-creator!!!