BOB LOUBABI MAGADA MAJOR MONTEGO NEL PROFESSOR ZAZA NEL Couldn't you do that somewhere else? BOB Relax Nel, old buddy. I'm outta here. NEL On that thing? BOB Sure, with this and my palm leaf parachute I'll be flying over the Empire State building in no time. BOB I’ll write ya! Be gooooood. BOB Hm. Not as I'd planned. NEL Looks like Bob really made it this time... MAJOR There it is Professor, as I promised. One remote desert island complete with dormant volcano. PROFESSOR Excellent! This is the perfect location for operation Saturn. The whole world will soon know the name Kosmoturnus, and those buffoons at NASA will realize what a genius they fired. MAJOR So you think it will work? PROFESSOR Of course! Nothing has been left to chance. Each calculation has been checked and checked again. Do you think I would jeopardize the first manned mission to Saturn? MAJOR Manned? You never mentioned manned. Who'd be stupid enough to volunteer for a job like that? Hm? BOB Hello, hello! Anybody there. BOB Hey guys, not going New York way, are ya? Can I grab a ride? Huh? BOB Gee, thanks. BOB Hey! Buddy, I've heard of economy class but this is ridiculous! Er … I've changed my mind about New York. MAJOR New York. You my friend will be going much further than New York. LOUBABI Bob is alive! MAGADA Oh thank heavens! MAGADA Nel, darling! Bob's back. NEL LOUBABI And captured. NEL MAGADA Yes dear, back and captured. NEL Bob? C..Captured?! How? MAJOR By me, that's how! Now scram. NEL What about Bob? MAJOR Bob's going into space and unless you want to join him you'll get out of my way. BOB Thanks for nothing, guys! NEL Don't worry, Bob. I'll think of something. MAJOR Faster! Faster!!! We need you in tip top shape for your voyage tomorrow. BOB Tomorrow! If you don't get me off this wheel I won't see tomorrow. ZAZA We have to get him out of there. MONTEGO Hm? ZAZA Hurry, Nel! We need a plan! NEL I've got it! We need the volcano to erupt. MONTEGO Of course! Nel, man, you’re brilliant, dude. Shall I ask it or will you? NEL Obviously it's not going to erupt by itself, but we can make it look like it's erupting. ZAZA A fake eruption! NEL Absolutely! And here's how. MONTEGO Hey, it’s a little secret of mine, dudes. It's the fastest way in. ZAZA Wow! MONTEGO After you, my friend. ZAZA This should get them hot under the collar. MONTEGO Ah! LOUBABI I say it's a little warm in here. Turn left, dear. MAGADA I think you'll find it's a right turn, darling. LOUBABI May I? NEL Be my guest. MONTEGO Let's make this volcano rock. A one, a two, a three. A one, two, three. MAJOR Ow. Huh? PROFESSOR Ouch! What was that? MAJOR She's going to blow. PROFESSOR Impossible Major, that's a dormant volcano. PROFESSOR Hm? Ow! MAJOR Well somebody's woken her up! She's going to blow her top. PROFESSOR But my mission! A life's work! Major, we've got to save the rocket… MAJOR Forget the rocket; run for your life. BOB Hey, don't forget the dog! PROFESSOR Huh? Huh? It's stopped.... NEL According to my calculations we have only got 10 seconds till this place will be filled with water NEL 9..8,..7.... Hurry up!! 6..5 .. ..4... LOUBABI You could leave it, dearest. MAGADA Or you could help me, dearest. LOUBABI Oooooh! Look out! Whooooooaaaa. MAGADA Oooooh! Look out! Whooooooaaaa. MAJOR What’s that rumbling ? Huh? PROFESSOR Get them, Major! They’re ruining everything! MAJOR Well, well, well, who do we have here? Hmm…. MAJOR Ha! I think our mysterious eruption is explained. BOB Nice going guys! Any more bright ideas? PROFESSOR I have one, and it's brilliant. MAGADA Oh. NEL Huh? ZAZA Huh? MONTEGO Yo! Irie! PROFESSOR Excellent! They will make ideal test pilots for my next mission. MAJOR Professor, we are almost ready for take-off. PROFESSOR Hums. History is about to be made. NEL Oh no! Bob!!?? PROFESSOR Ten ..nine.. eight... BOB I always wanted to travel but this is getting ridiculous. PROFESSOR Seven.. six.. five... PROFESSOR Four.. three ... two ... one... MONTEGO Whoa. LOUBABI I say it doesn’t work! PROFESSOR What's going on? MAJOR I´m sure it's nothing. Just a loose fuse. We´ll fix it in no time. PROFESSOR What are you waiting for, Major? MAJOR I can't reach the fuse box. The dog's in the way! BOB Ouch! MAJOR Get out of here! BOB Whoa! MAJOR You see, Professor it's working! PROFESSOR Excellent! Let's get the dog back in here and get this thing into orbit. BOB Hey, guys! That was close. NEL That's no fake. The volcano's erupting. MAJOR The door's stuck. ZAZA Come on, Bob! Hurry up! MONTEGO Come on, dude NEL Faster! Faster! LOUBABI Hurry, Bob! We need to get out of here! MAGADA Hurry, Bob! We need to get out of here! BOB Take it easy guys... MAGADA Oh dear! MONTEGO Whoa. That was ... Irie. BOB Do ya think they've hit Saturn yet? NEL Looks to me like they're stuck in orbit. MONTEGO Couldn't have happened to a nicer couple of guys. Song anyone? One...a two... a one two three...