BAYLEN ZACK_WOOD BAYLEN . You want a-- You want a sword fight? We'll sword fight. John Cena! I sound too much like that guy, I'm sorry. Ooh. BAYLEN I have the world's best boyfriend, Colin. He's my medicine. Colin (Archive) I'm in the United States Air Force, and I have a relocation coming up. I could end up anywhere. BAYLEN Me and Colin are gonna move in with each other. Julie (Archive) I can't say this enough. Nothing better happened to my kid. Julie (Archive) It's moving day. BAYLEN It's moving day! Julie (Archive) Yes! Julie (Archive) I'm definitely starting to feel the seriousness now. BAYLEN Thunderstorms are a really bad sensory issue. Julie (Archive) She is not easy to live with. There's a lot. All day, every day. Julie (Archive) Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay, it's okay. It's okay, you're okay. BAYLEN Colin, I'm really upset. Colin (Archive) I don't even wanna be here. Allen (Archive) So, Colin walking out. Julie (Archive) That won't work for Bay. And I don't think that that works for us. Sammi (Archive) Are you gonna walk out on BAYLEN when times get tough in life? BAYLEN Every year in the summer, we take a family trip somewhere. Sammi (Archive) We're gonna get like, a beach house. It'll be just the eight of us. BAYLEN It is a bummer that Colin won't be going on the family vacation, but my sister's boyfriend isn't going. It is a family vacation, so I understand. Colin (Archive) I would like to have both of your blessings, to have your daughter's hand in marriage. I would love to propose to her when you guys go on your family trip. Allen (Archive) Whatever BAYLEN wants to do, she's, she's got our blessing. Colin (Archive) I know that Allen's tough, and it's not his full acceptance, but it is a start. Allen (Archive) What we're gonna do is, we're gonna try and make what they want happen, without BAYLEN knowing. Sammi (Archive) Does he want a ring on her finger to drag her with him, wherever he goes? Colin (Archive) I asked Allen to come and meet me, because I wanna talk to him about being a part of BAYLEN's proposal. Colin (Archive) Yeah, I mean, I wasn't expecting you to shut it down. Colin (Archive) It is upsetting, that he thinks it's a bad idea. Allen (Archive) This is extremely important to me. Not just the engagement, but who I am entrusting my daughter with. Colin (Archive) He's a very protective father, and it does feel a little personal. And I don't know if that's something that I can break through, or not. Now I have to rethink this whole proposal, because I want it to be to be perfect for her. BAYLEN Colin, are you recording me? Colin Yep. Your dad's coming to pick you up? BAYLEN Yeah. BAYLEN In our family, family vacations literally mean family vacations. Colin Whose is-- Don't you have family members already there? BAYLEN Yeah, they left yesterday. BAYLEN With us dating for about two years, and now living together, my hope is in the future that he'll be invited on family vacations. Colin So, we've made a few changes to the apartment. You wanna ago through that? BAYLEN Yeah. One, your game room, it's in the bedroom now? Colin Yeah. Because we have a five inch thick carpet that prevented me from moving my chair. BAYLEN I learned that he cusses at his computer. BAYLEN So now, he screams in here, and when he cusses, I cuss. BAYLEN You'll hear, "!" Colin Yeah. BAYLEN And then, now that it's football season, the closer you get to the TV dude, it's not gonna make him win. Colin Okay. BAYLEN That's bull . Colin Bechnir Bull , that's bull . That's where I got that word from. My lovely boyfriend! Colin I've always been like that, though. As a kid, I would always, in my parents house, just go right up to the TV, yelling at the TV. I've always been-- BAYLEN You get paid $60 million a year to suck. BAYLEN BAYLEN Yeah. Colin This is our fully decorated, colorful Barbie Dream House that I'm perfectly fine with it. BAYLEN I love you, but it's not fully decorated. Talk it out, . ! Hmm. Colin God, that was aggressive. Vick Sorry. Sorry. Colin BAYLEN Sorry. Hmm. BAYLEN This is Colin's really big contribution to decor. Colin This is a rock that my military buddies all signed. BAYLEN He wants to hang that on a wall. Colin I do want it on a wall inside. And she put it out here. It's really special to me. BAYLEN The decorations and everything in the house will always be changing. Your rock can stay outside. Colin BAYLEN Yup. Yup. BAYLEN My dad's gonna be here anytime. Colin Has he texted you? BAYLEN Yep. Colin I am so eager to get BAYLEN out the door, headed to the beach. I still have a lot of things that I need to do for this proposal. I've been working together with her family, because this is a huge surprise. And so far, BAYLEN has no idea. Colin All right. Bye, babe. I love you. BAYLEN I love you. Colin Have a good trip. Producer Love you. Do I get a kiss just before I leave? BAYLEN No. Two more. I love you. BAYLEN [Unsure] I love you. BAYLEN's Dad Love you too. BAYLEN I love you too, you fat little crazy little baby rat. Colin Allen declined being a part of the proposal and saying a few things, so I don't have a whole lot of time to figure this stuff out. And I'm sweating bullets. BAYLEN Just love when I get all the help in the world to leave. Colin Bye. Julie Look at that. Sammi I knew it. I knew I could find you where the crabs are. Sammi I'm so glad you're here. Sammi Honestly, we almost always pick vacation spots that we don't have to get on an airplane for. It's just a lot with BAYLEN, at this point. Julie Is this the coolest thing ever? I've never done this before. Julie But, this house seems like a perfect fit for us, because of all the activities that it comes with. And that is so important with a big family, is that they can kind of go off and do their own little thing. And of course there's crabbing, so that should be super fun too. Julie You know, BAYLEN has that tick? Sammi My mom has crabs. Julie My mom has crabs. BAYLEN My mom has crabs. I'm sorry. Allen (Archive) Wow. Julie And now-- Sammi Now you do have crabs. Julie Sammi Alright. You wanna play a little mini golf? Julie Things are about to get crazy with this surprise proposal. So, it's always nice to have a little bit of alone time with Sammi. Julie So, Sammi, how is Kansas? How's your boyfriend? Sammi We're doing so good. I love it there. I love Kansas so much. It's so good. Julie Hey, did I tell you that BAYLEN and I have had conversations about DBS, and we've went and talked to-- Sammi DBS? Julie Yeah. Deep Brain Stimulation. Do you know what it is? Right? Sammi Okay. I mean, kinda, sorta. They go in and they have like, these two little pliers, and he puts his hands in. He like, rewires your brain. Julie Well, kind of. It definitely could be a future option for her. Sammi I mean, I don't know. One of your options, for sure. I definitely think that's a great idea, but-- You know what I think Bay needs, more than brain surgery? I just think she could do anything. Like, building a dog kennel facility, or having her own gym, or having some sort of responsibility in life, other than your boyfriend and your dogs. Julie I think it's just beginning for her. She's really just started this adulting. She's doing yoga, she's trying to incorporate things into her life where she can really, truly live with Tourette syndrome and not just feel like she's existing, living. But then, her mental health is a real thing. Like the-- Like the birthday party. BAYLEN (Archive) That's what you were doing? It's my birthday. All I wanted was help with the couch. Colin (Archive) I don't even wanna be here. Julie Holy Lord. Like, she just went off the deep end, and I'm not saying-- Sammi Why do you think she went off the deep end though, part of it? Julie I'm, I'm not saying she's not justified. But I'm just-- Sammi You got Colin in a cowboy hat and Daisy Dukes, pouting outside of a bar. She came inside because she felt bad, like she was in the wrong. You know how that feels? Sammi I think BAYLEN responded with her heart, rather than her head at the birthday party. But, BAYLEN clearly needed to get something off her chest, and I think it was Colin's responsibility to support her. Julie Is this a Colin issue? Sammi There's no doubt about it that he loves her. But, to take care of her when she's mentally struggling, or to take care of her when she is determining stuff like the... Julie DBS. Sammi ...DBS. Like, when she is going through all of her options, I don't want his opinion to weigh her down and be like, "No, you shouldn't do that because I'm relocating in six months and I won't be there to do this, and no you--" Like, codependence is great when you also have somebody on your side. Sammi BAYLEN needs to find a voice within herself. To develop a backbone and stand up for yourself. Sammi If he proposes right now, and then he's gotta move in six months, are you two de-- codependent on him that you're gonna be like, "Oh my God, I'm going to Germany. Oh my God, I'm relocating with him because I love him so much, he's all I have." Julie I wouldn't necessarily say that she's completely wrong with some of the feelings that she's feeling, but there is so much more to their relationship. Colin is a good guy, but what are BAYLEN's dreams, outside of her relationship with Colin. You still have to continue your journey. Julie I get you. I want this weekend to be a happy weekend, I wanna have fun together. I want BAYLEN to be surprised and excited, and all the things that every girl dreams about, their whole entire life. Sammi It just better be, you know... Julie Yeah. Sammi ...lengthy period... Julie Exactly, I was just-- Sammi ...of engagement. Sammi I was literally just gonna say that. Lengthy engagement. Sammi Let it sink in. Couple years, I'm gonna greet Colin like this, when he comes walking down. What's up? Sammi What's up? Sammi We're here. Julie Hi, guys! Sven Dog, this place is dope. Julie Are you excited to be here? BAYLEN Yeah! This place is so pretty. Bechnir Yeah! BAYLEN This place is so pretty. Julie Wait till you check everything out. Bechnir Oh my God. Julie There's so much cool stuff here. Bechnir I'm shocked. I didn't know there was a huge deck of damn boat, kayaks. So, I'm looking at them like, this is dope. Julie Now that you're all here, I wanna show you something. Bechnir Let's see this. What, what is this? Bechnir Okay. Julie This is what we're working with. Bechnir What? Oh my God. Sammi Look at the little crabbies! BAYLEN Your mom has crabs. Okay, . Julie Let's go-- Let's go to the beach before we waste the day like, in the house. BAYLEN Let's go diving. Julie We can do all, all the fun stuff-- BAYLEN Can you hold this? Julie All the fun stuff later. Sammi I know how much Colin loves my sister, and I know deep down in my heart how bad BAYLEN wants to be with him. And I've always spoken my mind to everybody else about how much BAYLEN co-depends on Colin. But, it's time she hears it from me. Sammi I think you need to invest in yourself too. Something to give you a sense of, like confidence in yourself. BAYLEN I just don't want anyone else's opinion. Colin Today is the day. This is the biggest day of my life. I only have one shot at proposing. Colin It just doesn't seem feasible to have it on the beach. Colin First, Allendidn't wanna participate in the proposal, and now the weather. I feel like nothing is going my way. Bechnir Dude, we're gonna die. Julie Can you not say things like that? Bechnir Not literally. Julie The waves are ginormous. They're not going in without you. Like I'll be a mess. I'm not kidding. Allen I'll go in the ocean, I don't care. Julie Okay. BAYLEN [Unsure] Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo, woo-hoo! Julie This is not my thing. Allen It's great. Sven Go further out! Julie What ended up going on with your thing with Colin? Colin He wanted me to come up with a presentation, to go through and share my moments with BAYLEN. Like, I was trying not to kind of laugh a little bit. Like, I'm not the one proposing to her, you are. You know, like-- Julie That's fine. You said that in a nice way. You were like, it's a great thought. But, that's not realistic. Allen He was kind of taken back, like-- Julie Oh. Oh. Well, he knows how BAYLEN is though. He wants it to be like grand, you know? So, that's where his heart is coming from with that. I think that he really just wants to please you at this time, because he's gotten over that hump of, I don't know that Bay's dad really likes me. And now we're like, getting past that hump. And now it's like, okay, I wanna like, really please him. Allen His heart is in the right place. Julie I've arrived at acceptance, because I know in my heart that this is what BAYLEN wants. Al, on the other hand, knows that it's what BAYLEN wants, but I'm not sure that he entirely accepts it yet. BAYLEN What the is he doing? He's literally psycho. Oh my God, there goes Bechnir. This is a joke. Who else is in the water right now? Sammi Everybody thinks we're crazy right now. BAYLEN Yes, yes. Sammi I think dad's trying to prove himself. Like he's like, big, strong, tough man. Like, I can-- I can take on the waves! You do you, but I'll be sitting right here in the chair. You do you. BAYLEN Freezing. Sammi Yeah. BAYLEN I feel like I haven't seen you, in what feels like so long. Sammi Yeah. How is everything? BAYLEN It's great. I love Kansas. Sammi Country. BAYLEN Yeehaw ! Sammi Somewhere country. I want a lot of land, I want a lot of dogs, and I want a lot of babies. Speaking about babies, how is Colin? BAYLEN Love that, man. Sammi How was moving in? Any new quirks you've learned about him? BAYLEN Every time he goes to the bathroom, he takes the toilet paper off, uses it, and then sets it on the sink. I'm like, "Colin, it takes two seconds to put it back." Sammi Not even put it back. Leave it the on! BAYLEN Yeah. Sammi Like, what? Leave it the on! Like, what? BAYLEN But, other than that, I love living with him. I've never felt more whole. Like I'm not over exaggerating, I'm not sugarcoating it. I'm not just saying that because you're my sister, this is my family. It's been everything that I could have dreamed of, honestly, living with him. Sammi I'm happy for BAYLEN because I know how much she wants this. But, BAYLEN does have a tendency to sugarcoat, because she doesn't want us to feel like disappointed or like upset at her. We just want, like, the truth. Producer BAYLEN, do you think you sugarcoat things? Like, do you think you say things are better than they maybe are, or that you can do things that-- BAYLEN Oh, yeah, I've done it my whole life, 'cause I-- Sammi Like I said, I think it's self-preservation, like-- BAYLEN 'Cause I-- I just don't want anyone else's opinion. Sammi Oh, now we got all four of these little idiots in there. BAYLEN I think-- I think dad's starting to turn purple. Sammi This is literally a joke. BAYLEN No, dad literally looks purple. I'm not kidding you. Sammi I have a weird question. BAYLEN No, Colin did not give Tootsie gonorrhea. Colin gave Tootsie gonorrhea. Tootsie's horny. Sammi I fully thought you were being serious. No! Um, have you guys had talks about, like, Colin's relocation orders and whatever? Sammi The idea of Colin's relocation and taking Bay with him concerns me because, we're not gonna be there. And it can be a liability if you don't get her into the right doctors, and you don't get her medicine on time still. And there's not enough Ubers and you need to drive her, and you need to get groceries. Like, there's just so many little to huge things. You know what I mean? Like, I'm not gonna-- BAYLEN No, just everyone's so worried... Sammi Yeah. BAYLEN ...that, like, you guys think that I wouldn't take into consideration things before I've left. You guys think that, like, Colin's gonna trap me in a tower in, like, Nebraska. Sammi He could. He could. BAYLEN No, no, he couldn't. He could not do that. Chuck If I were to give you one, like, little piece of advice. Because I love you, and I care for you so much. And I know how much you basically co-depend on Colin to get through the day. It's like, I think you need to invest in yourself, too. BAYLEN I do want to find a passion and something that keeps me busy, but also something that I love. And it will probably be with dogs. Sammi Yes. Like, just something to give you a sense of like confidence in yourself and in your voice. BAYLEN I would love to grow. I definitely do wanna find my voice and be more independent. And I don't always want to rely on Colin. But it's a work in progress, let's be for real. Sammi I do just have to say though, I am so stinkin proud of you. Because you've come such a long way in the last like, six months even. I'm just, I'm over the moon for you. BAYLEN Spotted, alone on a safari, an itchy baby. Win it. Sammi I love you and I'm so proud of you, I really am. I wonder if this is what I looked like, coming out of mom's vagina. Do you ever wonder? BAYLEN No. Sammi Oh. Colin Obviously, the weather isn't too great today. Julie Yeah. Colin So I've been kind of scrambling around this morning, trying to pivot. Colin I'm extremely nervous. There's still so much that needs to be done. Julie Let's go. Allen Bay, are you ready? Sammi Funnel out, yep. Julie We're trying to pull off this momentous event. You know, this intricate plan. But we are literally flying by the seat of our pants here. Colin BAYLEN arrived in Ocean City yesterday. After she left, I took care of a few last minute proposal details. And then I drove out to Ocean City last night. BAYLEN has no idea that I'm here. And today is the day. This is the biggest day of my life. I can't believe it's actually here. I had this whole plan of doing it on the beach, because that's what BAYLEN has always wanted. But because of weather and how windy it is, I no longer can do it on the beach. First, Allen didn't wanna participate in the proposal, and now the weather. I feel like nothing is going my way. Colin Hey. Marlene Hey! Colin My parents hopped on a plane for the first time, because I wanted both families to be here. Chuck What's up, bud? Colin How are you? Chuck You doing alright? Colin Yeah. Colin But, I'm nervous. I, I don't know what I'm gonna do, or how I'm gonna pivot from this. Colin How was the plane ride? I know it was your first time flying. Chuck It was all right, I guess. I don't want to do it again, but-- Colin Marlene Colin You gotta do it to get back home . Chuck Yeah. I gotta do it to get back home. Colin Well, I'm kind of freaking out, 'cause BAYLEN really wanted to be proposed to on a beach. Marlene Mmm. Colin And I got in contact with a local event designer to help me with the flowers and everything, but it just doesn't seem feasible to, to have it on the beach. Marlene It was calling for rain, so-- Colin She's terrified of thunderstorms as well. So, now I have to call the event designers and figure out what I'm going to do. Colin I only have one shot at proposing, and I want to make it as perfect as possible, because I love her. Colin Well, all of this needs to happen today. Marlene Can they shift it that quickly? Colin I hope so. Julie Okay, everybody. Let's go. Sven, go get dressed. Go get dressed. Go! Count down. Bay Bay! BAYLEN Yeah? Julie Can I come in? You said you need some toothpaste? BAYLEN Yeah, I don't care. Julie Okay. Are you gonna be close to being ready? What's the matter? It's just a picture. And we haven't had a really good family photo in, I don't know, years. BAYLEN Family photos in this family, they haven't happened since Sven was five and and Bechnir weren't born. We're gonna, ten years later, introduce and Beckner into the world. So, that's good. I can't. Vick Okay, how how-- What are we looking at, for you being ready? Julie BAYLEN has no clue about the proposal. We told her we're getting a family picture done, and that's how we're gonna get her in a nice dress. Bechnir Oh, these are salt and pepper. Carly Oh my God! Julie Are, Are you boys getting ready? Julie But, the photographer will actually be taking the picture of her and Colin's engagement. Allen I was gonna wear jeans. Sammi You can wear jeans. Allen That was a no go. Chuck No? Mom said no? Allen Yeah. Julie That's if I ever get this family out of the house. Julie Get ready, girl. Colin Yeah. I mean, that works. Thank you so much. You have literally no idea how much this is saving me. I really appreciate it. Okay. All right. Bye. Colin So, I'm on the phone with the event designers, and they have a different location that is inside, but it's still on the beach. I have no idea what it looks like, so I'm extremely nervous. This is something obviously I've never done before, but I've put a lot of thought, and a lot of tears and sweat into making this a possibility. And I just really hope that it's something that I have envisioned for what BAYLEN wants. Julie You got your stuff? Allen I think so, I'm hoping it fits. Look at this. Julie Are you ready for the day? Allen Yeah, oh. Julie Ooh, that might need to be ironed. The weather's looking a little bit-- Allen Yeah, it looks windy. Julie And the problem is, I don't really have a backup plan. I-- Allen We don't need a backup plan. This isn't our call. Julie This will be Colin's first real test. Do you have a backup... Allen First-- Allen ...plan for your girlfriend that you know hates-- thunderstorms? It would be the worst proposal in world history if it just started. Like she would lose her mind. Allen Hates thunderstorms. Julie It would be the worst proposal in world history if it just started-- like, she would loose her mind. Colin This place looks nice. Marlene It does look nice. Colin Yeah. I just hope everything's-- Marlene Oh, this is really nice. Colin I hope everything still works out. Jess Hi! Carly Hey! Colin Hi, how are you? Jess How are you? Come on in. Marlene Oh, wow. This is beautiful. Y'all did a good job. Colin Very beautiful. Jess Isn't this great? I mean... Marlene Are you feeling better about this now? Jess ...If you can't have the beach, you have this. There's no wind. Carly Exactly. Jess So, your hair stays nice. Carly You're hair's gonna stay. Colin Yeah. Marlene I love it. Jess Colin This is awesome. Marlene I dig it. Colin Thank you, guys. Jess It's gonna be beautiful. Carly Yeah, it's gonna be wonderful. Jess So, we've got a lot to do. Marlene Okay. Jess So, if you wanna put your stuff down, we'll get going. Colin Yeah. Yeah. Marlene Okay. We're here to help. Jess Let's put you to work. We're gonna put you right to work. Marlene Tell us what to do. Colin I'm so relieved that the event planners were able to come through and find an amazing location. But there's still so much that needs to be done. And I'm just praying that the weather holds up. Even the sound of thunder can be overstimulating for BAYLEN, so I will not be breathing easy until I get that ring on BAYLEN's finger. Carly Good job. Julie How are you feeling about today? You've come a long way. Allen I, I just feel like it, it just seems like it's his timeline and not BAYLEN's. And we're just here trying to react. Like, okay, we'll try and do this, we'll try and do that. Julie That's what we do. That's what we do, we react and we support. But that doesn't mean that it's not meant to be. It could still be part of God's plan for her. It just feels fast to us. It probably doesn't feel fast to BAYLEN. I don't want BAYLEN to ever look back on this moment and be like, I never felt supported. I saw you roll your eyes, or-- It's Colin. Hey, Colin, what's going on? Colin Obviously, the weather isn't too great today. Julie Yeah. Colin So, I've been kind of scrambling around this morning, trying to pivot. And luckily, um, I have these two event designers that found another location indoors, really close to the beach. So, the most important thing I need when you get here, is for someone to distract BAYLEN, or pull her aside, so we can get the rest of the family into the room. Julie Okay. Colin All right. Well, I, I still have a lot to do with, with setting up and everything. Julie Okay. Colin But I'll text y'all the address and everything. Julie Okay. Sounds good. All right. See you in a bit. Colin All right. See you. Bye. Julie Okay. Bye, Colin. I definitely have some, like, built up anxiety, it not being perfect for her. Allen She's gonna be surprised. So, no matter how it is, she's either gonna be surprised at the weather. She's going to be surprised at the ring. Julie I want it to be perfect for her. Julie All the feelings, the good, the bad, the uncertainty, it all comes from like, a really deep place of love and protection for BAYLEN. That's not anti-Colin. It's like a letting go. I know it's just the beginning. I'm not stupid. It's just the beginning of letting go. Just a lot of feelings. But above all, I really am excited for her. I'm excited for Colin too. Like, this is such a big day for them. But I'm entitled to my feelings too. Allen You're all right, kiddo. Julie I am. Allen You're okay. You're all right. Julie Let's go! Allen Bay, you ready? Julie Funnel out. Yep. Allen Let's go. Julie Funneling. Colin Walking in and seeing everything set up, it's hard to kind of hold back the emotions. It's gonna be even harder when she's standing in front of me and I'm having to say what I need to say. But, I'm excited. I'm ready to propose to BAYLEN and start our life together. Alex Hi! Julie Hi. Alex How are you? Julie Good. Alex Hello. I'm Alex Ashman. Julie Hi, Alex. Alex Hi! Julie Nice to meet you. Alex Nice to meet you. So, we're gonna do some family pics today. Weather, a little less than ideal. We're gonna start inside, and we'll do some kind of more formal stuff, everybody together. We'll do some breakdowns, things like that. BAYLEN off. Julie Okay. Cool . Alex All right. Cool. Let's, uh we're gonna head inside first, then, all right? Everybody ready? Julie Okay. Allen Where we going? Julie We're trying to pull off this momentous event, you know, this intricate plan, but we are literally flying by the seat of our pants here. Julie You've got a thing in your eye. Julie No, I'm not. I'm not doing it. BAYLEN What, what do I have underneath-- Julie Is there a bathroom I can-- Alex Yeah, there's. actually a bathroom on the way. Julie Okay. Julie I completely invent this flaw on BAYLEN's face, so I can pull her into the bathroom as Colin asked me to, to finish getting things ready. Julie There's a thing right there. Guys. Sammi There's a thing right where? Julie Like, right here on-- Alex Good. You ready? Sammi No there's not. Julie And Sammi has to point out that there's nothing wrong with BAYLEN's face. Alex So, we're gonna head out this way. Julie It's like dark, right there. BAYLEN That's a freckle. Julie So, now I'm panicking a little bit, 'cause this is a once in a lifetime thing, and we can't mess this up. Julie I'm having her come to the bathroom with me. Alex Okay. Bathroom is here, and then I'll meet you guys right through here, okay? Julie Okay. Okay. Sammi Like, what are you talking. Julie I feel like it's dark under her eye. Julie I always want her to speak truth. Except for in that one moment, where I just needed this to occur. It's like she's forgotten what we're actually doing here today. Allen Sammi. Vick This is sick. Marlene Hey. Allen Good to see you. Marlene Ooh! Allen Yes. Marlene This is exciting. Allen Yes. Allen Hey. Good to see you. Chuck Good to see you. Vick Five bucks, Colin's proposing. Sven No, he's not. Bechnir Yes he is, dumb ass. Why do you think there's a walkway with roses and ? Sven Where is everyone else? Bechnir That's why they didn't come in. Bechnir This is a big plot twist. Bechnir All the flowers and things is very much romantic. Carly When Bay walks in the door, I think she's gonna be like, pooping her pants. Julie Bay, I think it was just the way you're in the shadow. Sammi Oh my God. I literally cant. Vick I literally can't. Sammi My emotions throughout this whole thing have been very up and down. Especially about Colin. But seeing this was like a little glimmer of hope that okay, like, he showed his appreciation to her. Sammi I'm literally gonna lose my mind. Sammi I did not expect it to to be this much. I know this is so BAYLEN. Like, just so BAYLEN. I don't even know how to explain it. Julie Okay. BAYLEN We know where to go? Producer You go straight through the curtains. BAYLEN What's up with the curtains? Julie I don't know. Julie What are we doing? Where are we going? BAYLEN Hey, Venus. Julie I should probably be closer to you. Are you okay? No dropping. Julie Hey, . Colin Hey. You look beautiful. BAYLEN: I love you. BAYLEN I love you. BAYLEN Penis! Bitch! Bitch! you. Allen Is that a no? Colin From the moment we met, my life forever changed. Two years ago, you found me broken and damaged. Since then, you've inspired and pushed me to be a better man every day. And now I wouldn't even-- BAYLEN ! Colin I wouldn't even recognize the person I was before I met you. BAYLEN, you saved me. You're more than my partner, you're my best friend. My rock. And the model for what love truly means. I want to spend every day of my life with you. Growing old together, facing every challenge and celebrating every joy that life brings us, including your Tourette's. Your Tourette's is a small part of your story... BAYLEN A little baby weiner. off. Colin ...but it will never define how I see you, or the love that I have for you. To me, you are so much more than any condition, and nothing will ever change that. I knew early on that I wanted to marry you. And today brings me one step closer to making that dream come true. BAYLEN Alexandra Dupree, will you marry me? BAYLEN Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. Nah! . . Colin I love you. Julie Woo! Vick Yeah! Allen This proposal was absolutely amazing today. It' was absolutely amazing. Julie Letting go of her and letting somebody else take over from here, is just-- it's just it's a special kind of difficult. But I'm thankful that there's a, a good man willing to do it. Julie Hey. Hey. Congrats! That's cute! Marlene It's a little emotional. He's not my little boy anymore. But I'm so proud of him. Chuck I think he's, he's gonna be a, a great husband. And eventually, one day, a great father. BAYLEN When did you ask my dad for your-- Colin I asked both of your parents. BAYLEN You guys all knew. So where's the family photos? Everyone Julie Right here. Allen Yeah, this is it. Julie We're all in here. BAYLEN Oh, I love you. Oh my God. Oh my God, we're gonna live together forever. BAYLEN I don't really know how to put into words what I'm feeling. I mean, it's-- I can't even wrap my head around anything right now. I know that I've never been happier, so I guess I kinda like you. Colin Allen Congratulations, BAYLEN. Colin, congratulations. BAYLEN Colin Thank you. Allen Alright, you did great. Colin Thank you. Allen You did great. I told you words matter, didn't I? Good job. Colin Thank you. BAYLEN Love you too. Sammi I love you. Let me see it again. Good Lord, God help us. Sammi I think the ring is gorgeous. Julie You did good. Colin Thank you. Thank you for your help. Sammi It's so BAYLEN's style. It's big, it's gaudy. It's got hidden all over it, gems. It's so beautiful. It matches Bay to a tee. BAYLEN When he took it out, did you see it blink? Producer What do you think about your ring? BAYLEN It's beautiful. It's huge. I'm obsessed with this ring. Colin BAYLEN We're getting married! Well, no. Well, yeah, but-- Colin What do you mean, no? BAYLEN Well, yeah. Colin What? BAYLEN Well, I mean, like, not right now. We just got engaged. Alex Compress our ribs. That's perfect. Beautiful. And smile like you mean it. Good. Stay right there. Sammi, slide that way, the smallest bit. And then you're gonna take that baby step with her. Vick I am extremely, very excited to be at Colin and Bay's wedding. Just 'cause of the, you know, the food. I want the chocolate fountain thingy. Sven Oh, that is fire. Bechnir I am very happy for BAYLEN and Colin, 'cause I've never been to an actual wedding. Like, I've seen on videos of like, gender reveals and all that. Sven That's for a baby. Bechnir Yeah, I know, but, like, I'm thinking ahead of time. Sven Not a wedding. Wrong thing. Alex Yay! Oh, this is beautiful. A little stormy, but nice. Colin The rain held out, so I'm excited we can get some of our engagement photos on the beach. Colin In the end, very, very happy with how this turned out. Allen It was a good day. Julie Yeah, it was a good day. Allen Seeing a smile on her face and not watching her struggle or-- Julie Little tics, but nothing crazy that ruined the moment for her. Allen We're no longer in the driver's seat here, we're in the passenger seat, and pretty soon we're gonna be in the back seat. But we're not going anywhere, 'cause as her parents, it's our job to keep an eye out for her. BAYLEN Just being here and being with you. You are everything I've ever wanted. And being surrounded by family on a day that's-- means everything to me. I mean, family's forever. Life is just perfect. BAYLEN We have news about Colin's relocation orders. Colin We've discussed it, and-- BAYLEN We don't wanna do long distance. Julie Holy Lord. These two just got engaged last night. Julie Oh. It's actually sunny out today. Today's a beach day. Allen Yeah. Looks nice. Julie Mm-hmm. It's a good, good little getaway. Allen Yeah. Julie it was fun. Allen Oh my gosh. What a vacation. Julie Well I mean, we knew what was in store, but it's still just to have it transpire is like, oh my gosh. Allen No, it just feels good to just feel like, I don't have to hold anything in. I don't have to hide anything. I don't have to just-- Sammi Yeah. Like it's over and done with. Yay! Can we get them other ones? We can get past the secret. Allen Yeah. We get them other ones, yeah. Julie We can get past the secret. Allen Julie Oh. We're leaving vacation, with a daughter-- With a daughter that's engaged. Good Lord. Allen Well. Colin Good morning. BAYLEN Good morning. Colin How does it feel to be engaged? BAYLEN Perfect. Colin Has it set in yet? BAYLEN Colin, I am so tired and I just woke up. I literally just rolled over. BAYLEN Okay. BAYLEN Colin Okay. Colin The proposal yesterday was everything that I could have hoped for and more. I'm so happy. BAYLEN It feels real. Like everything just feels so, hmm. BAYLEN I'm excited we get to live together forever. Colin Yeah. Colin So, I know we haven't told your family about my work relocation. BAYLEN Mm-hmm. Colin Do you think that we should tell them? BAYLEN Right now? Allen Yeah. Today. BAYLEN It'll probably be better to say it here with everyone. Colin So, I'm in the United States Air Force and I've been waiting for over a year to get relocation orders. BAYLEN Colin It could be anywhere in the country, or even overseas. BAYLEN Another country. Colin And I did find out some news about where I would be going. And we've just kinda been waiting for the right time to tell her family. Julie I don't know how they're gonna feel about it. Allen Ugh. Well, who's ever next? We've already got a trial run done. It's such a huge relief that there's no more, like tiptoeing around it, and the rest. Julie Yeah. Allen You guys did good. Julie Everybody-- Are you all packed up and stuff? Kind of. Sammi Yeah. Burke I am. Julie Yeah. Sammi I'm excited to go back home. As much as I love you guys, I love you guys in increments, you know? Julie Did you guys have fun? Allen Was it good? Julie Kind of? Burke Yeah. Sammi I mean, i didn't get a five carat rock or anything... Julie Well-- Sammi ...but I had fun. I'm just kidding. Julie Someday. Why don't we just hold of a little bit? Sammi The newlyweds. Vick The newlyweds. Allen The what? Julie No! How'd the ring do last night? Did it get stuck under, like your, your-- Allen Did you lose it? Julie your pillow case and stuff? BAYLEN Well, I didn't get to sleep with it. Colin was like, I think you should take it off before you go to bed. Julie Okay. Burke What was that thing on there? Allen Colin, you're gonna need a sign in sheet to sign. BAYLEN Colin Allen She has to sign it out at a certain time, and then return it. Sammi Did you get the insurance on that thing, no? Colin Yeah. Sammi Okay. Julie Okay. Allen Okay, good. Julie And does it have to be sized? Colin Yeah. I have a lifetime warranty on it. Julie Okay. Colin Yeah. Julie Your parents are heading out today, too? Colin Yeah. They are. Julie Boy, that was a fast and furious little jaunt for them. Colin Yeah. BAYLEN Hopefully, Chuck has better flying, for the-- Colin I don't think he's gonna do it just for the fun of it. It's gotta be something like special, to bring him out. Julie So, for like, the wedding and two and a half years. Colin Yeah. Colin In Puerto Rico or something. BAYLEN Maybe Bora Bora. Julie Definitely. BAYLEN Speaking of leaving the country... we have news about Colin's relocation orders. Julie What? What? Colin So, uh, I recently had gotten word on like where I'm-- BAYLEN Vagina. Colin Where I'm going for my relocation. We've discussed it, and-- BAYLEN We don't want to do long distance. Colin Um-- BAYLEN Take a dick, bitch. Julie Holy Lord. These two just got engaged last night. Allen Sammi called it. She knew it. And now Colin is probably gonna take off and drag BAYLEN with him. Sammi You just signed a lease. Sammi You have relocation news. Ding, I was right. Check that one off the list. I knew where this one was coming from. 100%. Colin Uh, we've been wanting to tell you guys. Um, I'm actually not going anywhere. I'm staying here and finishing out my contract in this location... Julie Gosh. Are you guys trying to make me sick to my stomach? Colin ...for two years. Allen Yeah, that was a big cliffhanger. I was like, where they hell are we going? I was thinking of places in my head. Allen Relief. For everybody involved. Julie Well, that's good. Allen Yeah. BAYLEN It's, it's the best news, other than the engagement. Julie Yes. For real. Sammi Thank God. Praise the Lord. I have never been so glad to be wrong. Julie Yes. Two good pieces of news. I'll take it. Julie BAYLEN and Colin staying put for the moment, is really what's best for her and, everybody. And, and honestly, for their relationship at this moment. BAYLEN And, we have a wedding to start planning. Colin So, now that we know that I'm not gonna go anywhere with my relocation, I don't think we really wanna sit on this engagement too long. I know that the both of us are really eager to get married. BAYLEN I'm so excited to get married. I'm so excited and I can't wait. The wedding bells are coming soon. BAYLEN And I'm gonna get matching bridesmaid dresses for Fluff and Toot. I think that they should be on the back of a bike, going down the aisle. Burke Wow, we're dreaming. Julie Oh my gosh. Allen Let's go pack up. Julie I'm gonna go finishing packing. BAYLEN But the dogs could be on the alpacas. Julie Okay. BAYLEN Julie Alright. Sammi You start planning your wedding in two to six years. CREDITS BEGIN Executive Producer MICHAEL LEVITT Executive Producer KATIE MOHS Co-Executive Producer ROB SCHWARZE Consulting Producer JEN STANDER Line Producer DEV THOMPSON Production Manager RYAN PORTER Director of Photography JOHN "JB" MARTZ Camera Operators TAYLOR DYKSTRA MICHAEL PORTER ZACK WOOD Assistant Camera JACK SKOWRONNEK Audio JACKSON TUBBS THEODORE HOGEMAN Editors ALEKS DANKERS BRIAN RAZZANO CRYSTAL LENTZ Post Supervisor ROBERT SCOTT Story Producer SARAH LEVINE Assistant Editors LONNIE GOODWIN ERIC HARNDEN Associate Producer MADDY FRINK Media Manager ELIZABETH PATRICK Production Assistants CHRISTINE BAIRD JAVAN BUTLER TEMEKA HERRING LINDSAY GRAY Post-Production Rentals POST RELATIVITY Finishing Services WILD WOODS PICTURE & SOUND Music DISCOVERY MUSIC SOURCE EXTREME MUSIC SIGNATURE TRACKS Senior Executive Producer NANCY MACKENZIE Vice President of Production WENDY DOUGLAS Produced by Michael Levitt Productions 2024 Warner Bros. Discovery, Inc, or it's subsidiaries and affiliates. All rights reserved. BAYLEN Out Loud is a trademark of Warner Bros. Discovery, Inc, or its subsidiaries and affiliates. All rights reserved. Allen Yeah. Burke Oh my God. Allen Come here. BAYLEN Hi, Fluff! Allen Come here, baby. Jesus. BAYLEN Oh, my Papa. Bitch! Allen She was ready to go in the water. BAYLEN Is that a wrap. Colin That's a wrap. BAYLEN That's a wrap. God damn! BAYLEN God damn! Come on. Colin Come on. BAYLEN You know who wraps? Joe Biden? Joe Biden's buried in my back yard after We did it, Joe. That's a wrap. That's a wrap. Sammi I want to get him out. Julie No, no, that's the thing, , you don't-- That's not what we're doing. Sammi Look at him moving. Julie Ah, don't touch it! Samuel! Sammi Mom, I just wanna touch him. Julie Yep. Sammi Where are it's eyes and stuff, though? Julie I don't know. I don't know how long I'm supposed to, like, leave him out. It's like, "Get me out". Sammi He's really cool though. Julie Get me out. You wanna see the other one? Sammi Yeah. Julie There's another cage. Sammi Where? Julie Right next to it. This one sits-- Sammi This one? Julie So, okay, so look at-- This has food in it. This one's got food, so it's gonna garner some more. Sammi Which one, this one? Julie I'm excited. The boys are gonna love this. Sammi Yeah, we're gonna smell-- Julie Wait till-- Sammi We're gonna smell great after. It's gonna be great. Julie Sven's gonna be super pumped. Sammi Mom, how the . Julie I think they'll be here soon. Oh, yeah. Oh, stinky already. Sammi Oh, this one's a big . Julie It's a mom. It's a mom and a daughter. Sammi It's the coolest. Oh my God, it's, it's claws are blue. Julie Yeah, it's a blue crab. Sammi Well, that was very profound of you. Julie I know. 'Cause the food goes in there, and-- Sammi It's kind of like fishing. I love fishing. Julie We just got to figure out what to do with them. Sammi Burke will cook 'em up. Julie Oh my gosh. Sammi Julie Ha! Put 'em back in. Sammi Go ahead, bud. BAYLEN I mean, even the dogs like it. I can't wait for fluffy to start barking at that dog. Oh. I'm sorry. My dogs have already dropped it like it's hot. BAYLEN She saw the pad of grass and she goes, "I need to lay one down right here". Your ass is grass, bitch! Bechnir If you take her to the same spot, she won't go to the bathroom. It always has to be brand new, laid out. BAYLEN Yeah, it's like-- Bechnir She doesn't even want her owners to clean her own . She just eats it. She, she just eats it. BAYLEN That doesn't-- I'm sorry. We-- Bechnir I mean, there's dried poop in the crevices of her teeth. Producer Oh, God, that's so gross, Bechnir! BAYLEN Well, that sucks, I don't have-- Julie Okay, wait, hold on. Sammi Hold on. BAYLEN BAYLEN When you mean you love Kansas, does that mean, like, you think that's gonna be like, your forever place? Like-- Sammi Like my landing spot? BAYLEN Yeah. Sammi I think it could be. I don't think I'll ever move back to, like, Virginia or New York, or anything. I was thinking about Florida, but Florida is so packed now. Like, I love Kansas country. BAYLEN Yeehaw! Mother . Sammi Somewhere country. I want a lot of land, I want a lot of dogs and I want a lot of babies. I, I really do, I think-- BAYLEN Wait, how many babies do you want? Hold up. You said a lot of babies. When I think a lot of dogs-- Sammi I think I want like, four kids. BAYLEN Oh, my God, I thought you were gonna say 14. Because when I think of a lot of dogs, I think of 14. Sammi I think of like, yeah, 14 dogs. No, I think I want, like, I want like one child for each child. Does that make sense? So like, four. BAYLEN Yeah. Sammi Yeah. BAYLEN So, me and Colin talked, and we're having nine. I'm just kidding. Sammi Marlene It was good. I got a picture of the sunset. It was really pretty. Colin Yeah. Chuck She kept saying, "Look out. Look". I said... Marlene Colin Chuck ..."I'm good". Marlene Colin Yeah. Chuck I'll see the pictures when I get home. Marlene Colin This is-- This is the ring, since... Chuck This is a ring. Marlene Alright, let me see that thing. Chuck Ooh! Colin ...you haven't seen it. Marlene Good day. Chuck They put that light in the extra. Colin Marlene Oh, Colin that's-- Chuck That's nice. Colin It better come with the light. Chuck Yeah. Marlene That is beautiful. Chuck We've kinda known about this, that this was coming. Marlene Just to see BAYLEN and Colin together, and to see him be so tender with her. I knew that this was gonna be the one. I just, I knew it was. Marlene She's gonna love it. You did good. Colin Thank you. Colin But-- Julie Congratulations! Chuck Congratulations, buddy. Colin Thank you. Julie Good Lord. Marlene Chuck See, you did good. Marlene Chuck I told you you would. Chuck We've known for a while how much he loves BAYLEN. She has a really big heart about her. Marlene It's very real and genuine and down to earth. And I'm so excited for the next step he's gonna take, and that she's gonna be a part of our lives for real now. It just means a lot for us to be a part of a moment like this.