ANCHORMAN ANGEL_ICON BARRY BUSTER CEOS CEO_1 CEO_2 CEO_3 CEO_4 CHINA_GARDEN COAST_GUARD DR_NORMAN GEORGE_SR GOB GOOGLE HERB INFOMERCIAL_ANNOUNCER JACKIE JOAN JOHN_BEARD LUCILLE MAITRE_D MICHAEL OSCAR OSCAR_GEORGE_BLUTH OSTRICH_MAN RON SIGN STAN_SITWELL WORKMAN YOUNG_BARRY YOUNG_GEORGE YOUNG_LUCILLE YURT_CLERK RON It was over a hundred degrees on the border of California and Mexico. RON But that was nothing compared to the temperature inside George Senior’s desert sweat lodge. GEORGE SR So hot. RON Where he had gathered a group of CEOs. CEOS So hot. RON With the promise of spiritual enlightenment. GEORGE SR Anybody hallucinating yet? CEO 1 Did anybody else hear that iguana speak? RON As a stepping stone to financial empowerment. CEO 2 Let’s kill it. GEORGE SR Okay, they’re ready. RON Of course, there were certain occupational hazards. GEORGE SR All right, easy. I’m not- CEO 3 I so need water. GEORGE SR I’m not even going. CEO 3 I so need water. GEORGE SR It’s part of the process. CEO 2 Die. GEORGE SR They’re ready. CEO 2 Die. GEORGE SR They’re ready! RON Now the story of a family whose future was abruptly canceled and the one father who had no choice but to keep himself together. It's George Senior’s Arrested Development. RON George Senior was getting ready to motivate his gathered CEOs after a narrow brush with death at the hands of a Frito Lay executive. GEORGE SR Whoo! Yeah! Now that was the most… GEORGE SR …invigorating session yet. I feel good. You feel good? RON This is George Bluth Senior. GEORGE SR I got you. You know, guys, even I, Father B., when I first started these sweat lodges, I would come out of there thinking, “Oh, God. I wish I had a- a lemonade, just like a child. You know, cold water, some lemons, a little sugar, you know. That’s what I gave my power to. Can we have the teaching pitcher, please? Heartfire? GEORGE SR Hey, guys, this is Heartfire. She is silent, but in that silence, there is strength. She needs no words to communicate, do you? GEORGE SR Boundless power to you, too, Heartfire. GEORGE SR Hell, I was so weak, you guys, I was willing to spend ten thousand dollars for just a little… GEORGE SR …sip of this lemonade. CEO 4 Fifteen! GEORGE SR But now, I can spend two hours in brutal heat, with a cup of this cold, refreshing lemonade, and just pour it in the dirt. CEO 4 GEORGE SR Oh, come on, Daniels! You ran Bear Stearns for God’s sake! I was like this, just like this. Then I went to the desert to seek answers, and now I have them. RON Actually, George Senior had come to the desert to escape questions. RON Years earlier, after duping his twin brother Oscar… OSCAR George? I’m not George. RON …into taking his place at a party the family held on the Queen Mary… RON …George Senior stowed away with a son who was also fleeing the family. GEORGE SR How was the party? MICHAEL Mom stole it. GEORGE SR The whole boat? RON She had… RON …as she fled to sea. LUCILLE Full steam boys! RON A strategy their lawyer’s son came up with on his… RON …first day back in the country after law school. YOUNG LUCILLE I’m wondering if we shouldn’t have a plan in regards to bookkeeping, in case we accidentally make a mistake or get caught. YOUNG GEORGE What if were to become a- a- an NLC? YOUNG LUCILLE Ooh. YOUNG GEORGE A no liability corporation? We just have no liability, just nothing? HERB Well, first of all, I would avoid doing anything illegal. YOUNG BARRY May I make a suggestion? HERB Sure. YOUNG BARRY Take to the sea! Three miles out and it’s a free-for-all. No rules, pirate radio laws. YOUNG GEORGE Really? Is this true, Mr. Zuckercorn? HERB Sure. YOUNG LUCILLE So we’ll stick together and have all of our meetings on boats. HERB Uh, I- I don’t know if that’s necessary. YOUNG BARRY Yeah, yeah, because they don’t have to be together, because you can’t try a husband and wife for the same crime. Right? HERB Sure. YOUNG GEORGE We have the best ****ing attorneys. MICHAEL You think we should go back? GEORGE SR Absolutely. She’s your mother, and we have to stick together. MICHAEL You think she’ll turn on you. GEORGE SR I won’t even leave the table during a dinner party. MICHAEL Okay. We’re going back, George Michael. RON It turned out Lucille had returned to shore, too. ANCHORMAN Why the alleged shipjacker changed direction is still unexplained. RON And soon the family met up at the beginning of a fourth season… GEORGE SR My wife. How is she? RON …that would never come. COAST GUARD She’s fine. You’re lucky we didn’t have an autumn, otherwise she’d be colder. LUCILLE Look what they’ve done, George. Look what the homosexuals have done to me. A joyride. That’s what they decide to do with the freedom this country has given them. That’s the best alibi I’ve been able to come up with, because our says he thinks he can get rid of the SEC charges. But he’s worried about the pirating of the Queen Mary. GEORGE SR Uh-huh. LUCILLE He says they have a suit against us. GEORGE SR Where is Barry? LUCILLE He’s with the Harbor Master. He’s trying to dazzle him with a suit of his own. BARRY Well, he hated the suit. Thought I was making fun. But basically, this is a good news bad news deal. First of all, won’t be cheap. It’s gonna cost you a fortune in legal fees. GEORGE SR What’s the good news? BARRY Oh. Yeah. From your perspective, I can see where you think it’s all bad news. It’s all bad news. Also it turns out that stealing the Queen Mary comes under maritime law, which I just found out is an actual thing. It’s a real thing. Don’t you worry. We got three months to prepare for this hearing. RON And so George Senior went to his competitor… RON …Stan Sitwell with an offer, so he could afford to cover Lucille’s high legal fees. STAN SITWELL Buy the rest of your stock? You gotta be kidding me. I already dumped the stock I owned to Lucille Austero. Don’t forget, I was on that boat. Believe me, I lost more than just the fifty grand on that sale. I also lost a perfectly good pair of human chest hair nipple tufts when we hit the water. RON Stan Sitwell… RON …suffered from alopecia, a condition that rendered him hairless. STAN SITWELL That’s kelp. Why would I put it on my chest or head or anywhere else? Would you wear kelp? Wanna wear the kelp? I was gonna show those babies off in the… STAN SITWELL …Jacuzzi afterparty. GEORGE SR Come on, Stan. I’m offering you the chance to double the size of your business. STAN SITWELL Way ahead of you. I’ve got a big project coming up, and even you can’t compete for this one with your business in the shape that it’s in. This is a biggie. I get this contract, and it gets government approval, I’ll be bigger than Halliburton. Well, maybe not Halliburton, but definitely Halliburton Teen. RON Halliburton Teen was a leading youth and lifestyle retailer despite the fact that it was a rebranding of the tarnished Halliburton Penitentiary and Rendition Systems. RON …this company. STAN SITWELL Anyway, you’re too late. The contract is practically mine. Even you can’t underbid me. GEORGE SR Well, you may have a bigger business than me, but you will never have this. GEORGE SR And believe me, I’m gonna find out that project you’re working on even if I have to search the public records for the blueprints myself. STAN SITWELL Well, unless you search in this office, you will never find them. GEORGE SR Oh. Ah! Ow, my hair. My beautiful hair! STAN SITWELL My hair! My beautiful hair! STAN SITWELL This isn’t what it looks like. GEORGE SR Oh, really? Because it looks like a monument to George W Bush. STAN SITWELL Well, you got me. GEORGE SR You’re in for a rude awakening, Sitwell. It’ll never stand. It’s too thin. It’ll never stand. You see the… GEORGE SR …W’s and the word ‘bush’? GEORGE SR I mean, what else could it be? LUCILLE You mean, other than a twenty-foot wide monument that goes five miles into the sky? GEORGE SR I know, I know, and I told him it wouldn’t stand, which I probably shouldn’t have. LUCILLE It’s a wall, George. You’re looking at it sideways. The W stands for wall. The bushes… GEORGE SR …stand for the bushes. Ah, this explains the immigration booth ten thousand feet in the air. LUCILLE It’s to separate the U.S. and Mexico, to keep out the immigrants, which was my idea. GEORGE SR …was your idea. I remember. You said that, right after Lupe got the bleach stain on your teal blazer. LUCILLE How did you miss this, George? This is business we should have. Is this how you’re going to let it all end, as a failure? Is that your plan? GEORGE SR No. Of course not. RON It was his plan. RON George Senior felt discouraged and alone… GEORGE SR Well, it’s for two. I mean, one. MAITRE D I thought I already seated you. RON …when he saw a familiar face, his own… TEXT OSCAR GEORGE BLUTH RON …on his twin brother, Oscar. OSCAR George! Actually, we came in to use the bathroom, but they sat me and they have mahi mahi today. Will you join us? Will you have a mahi mahi on me? On you. GEORGE SR Fine, but I’m gonna sit opposite you so it won’t look bad. OSCAR These are my friends, we all live in the desert together. This is Heartfire, she’s an aura specialist. She did Matthew Modine. OSCAR I will. Heartfire would like some more crackers. GEORGE SR Oscar, you don’t believe that nonsense, do you? DR NORMAN No, no, no. You’re a skeptic. GEORGE SR Hey! DR NORMAN I’ll tell you something, the desert changes you. OSCAR Dr. Norman is a disgraced anesthesiologist. DR NORMAN Oh. The bigger crime would have been the patient didn’t wake up and testify against me. But nobody cares about the part of the oath you kept. I’ll tell you this, if that nastiness had never happened, I never would’ve gotten those prison pen pal letters from the most beautiful woman in the world. CHINA GARDEN If he was as bad as the state of California say he is, then why did I fall in love with him, huh? You know, f**k the state of California. F**k ‘em. Buncha California f**kers, yeah. DR NORMAN As you can imagine, her letters really stood out. Do you know China Garden? GEORGE SR I know the downtown one. You know, I shouldn’t judge, because you have friends and I- I envy that. OSCAR You’re welcome to my friends, brother. GEORGE SR I don’t want these. RON But perhaps due to the absence of Lucille… RON …the two brothers connected as they hadn’t in years. GEORGE SR I’m not the big man I thought I was. OSCAR Forget the past, George. I don’t know, maybe it’s because I live on the border between the United States and Mexico, and… GEORGE SR Hold on. The border? OSCAR You don’t think I live like this all the time, do you? That’s why I had so… OSCAR …much fun at that party on the Queen Mary. OSCAR And you paid for my haircut… OSCAR …and you made me dress like you. GEORGE SR Forget the past. What were you saying about that property on the border? RON And that’s when George Senior saw the desert property, and the much smaller sweat lodge that was on the land. GEORGE SR You live here? CHINA GARDEN Ask him. DR NORMAN Would you like to watch us make love? GEORGE SR No. You live here? OSCAR We have been. You see, Mexico starts right at the end of that gully. And we have to get in and out of there so we can get at the maca root. GEORGE SR What the hell is maca root? OSCAR It’s an ancient Aztec power herb. DR NORMAN It’s an endocrine adaptogen. It’s legal to grow in Mexico, but it’s against the law to consume it there. Of course, you can ingest it here, but you can’t grow it. OSCAR And you can bring it into Mexico, but you can’t bring it out. DR NORMAN So it’s, uh, hard. GEORGE SR So you guys are knowingly breaking the law? OSCAR But it’s worth it, because maca has powerful properties, especially when combined with an hour in the sweat lodge. It gets up to a hundred and ten degrees in there. GEORGE SR Sounds fun. OSCAR Oh, but you have to do it with us. You- You’ll find a power you didn’t know you had, but, um, you wanna do it soon, because they- they’re kicking us off of the land. I’m sorry. DR NORMAN Oh, great. Now you’re gonna make me cry. Oh, lizard. Look! Look, a lizard! CHINA GARDEN Cute. GEORGE SR What if I were to buy this land? OSCAR I don’t understand. Why would you wanna do that? GEORGE SR Well, I always talk about being a great man, well, maybe a way to do that is not by being the biggest businessman in Southern California, it’s by… OSCAR It’s by being the best brother in Southern California. RON George Senior was going to say, “by gouging the government when they needed the land… GEORGE SR You bet. OSCAR Hey, guys. We’re staying. Oh, thank you. RON …but he’d save that for Lucille. OSCAR Thank you, maca. CHINA GARDEN Thank you, maca. GEORGE SR And I… GEORGE SR …can get this land for a song. RON George was proud of his plan. GEORGE SR Are you listening to me? LUCILLE So are those cameras, George. We can’t use the same cameras from when he was under house arrest? WORKMAN These are from the maritime penal system. They make us use the waterproof ones. LUCILLE In here. GEORGE SR Okay. We’re gonna sell that land to the… GEORGE SR …government for Sitwell’s wall, then I’m gonna take the cash, I am gonna mount a case that shows that my wife is not the power-hungry monster the SEC wants to make her out to be. LUCILLE You’re such a puny thinker. GEORGE SR Am I puny thinking again? LUCILLE Sitwell’s wall? How about our wall? We build the wall. GEORGE SR We do have the plan. LUCILLE He says he can build it for two hundred million, we offer to build it for a hundred and fifty million and we make up the difference when we sell the land. GEORGE SR And I use that cash as a little stimulus for us. LUCILLE Maybe a little something for the family. GEORGE SR And we build that sucker. LUCILLE That’s my G. GEORGE SR Five miles high. Long. Five miles long. I got nothing in my system but a maca root cookie. WORKMAN So that one’s all set. Uh, can I put one up there? GEORGE SR Only if you wanna see the sexiest video you’ve ever seen. LUCILLE GEORGE SR Oh. GEORGE SR Sorry I gave you the old noodle stab in there. I needed something in my system. LUCILLE You know, we can’t look like we’re in cahoots on this, especially with my trial coming up. GEORGE SR Yeah, that’s right. We have to separate our assets. To protect this. To protect our love. RON And that’s when they got the idea to pretend they… LUCILLE We’re getting a… GEORGE SR Your mother… RON …were getting a divorce. LUCILLE …divorce. GEORGE SR …and I are getting a divorce. BUSTER MICHAEL I wanna know about the stimulus package. GEORGE SR We haven’t had sex since Christmas, Michael. BUSTER Um, um, I’m sorry. You had sex seven weeks ago? They were remodeling my room and I pulled my cot in there just like camp. LUCILLE We yelled at you to leave. BUSTER Yeah, but then you whispered, “Don’t pull out.” GOB MICHAEL You didn’t use any of that money for… GOB MICHAEL You couldn’t use any of that money to finish Sudden Valley. GOB RON And although their plan was dealt a minor setback when Michael sold the controlling shares to Lucille Two… MICHAEL You know what? I am done with this family. I hope you’ve saved some money, ‘cause you’re gonna need every dime now. RON …all they had to do was keep their plan a secret from her and cash in quickly. JOHN BEARD Four twenty eight in the morning here in the O.C. I’m John Beard. Well, there was some more grim economic news today. The housing prices continue to plummet and the economists say it may take quite some… What..? What are you..? What are you doing? JOAN I’m John Beard. JACKIE JOAN And I’m a gloomy Gus. JACKIE JOHN BEARD I don’t have a mustache. JACKIE Oh, I know that, grandpa. RON And the government put the wall project on hold. GEORGE SR It can’t be on hold. They already gave me the money to start the building. No. I cannot live off of that. No, I already used that money as the down payment… GEORGE SR …of six square miles of desert I cannot afford to make payments on! GEORGE SR Oh, God. Sorry, Norman. DR NORMAN What? GEORGE SR Uh, nothing. OSCAR Hey, brother. You seem tense. Come with me to the sweat lodge. Sweat out this frustration. You can learn on this. RON And perhaps it was a sense of futility or the fact he hadn’t brought a book to the desert, but George Senior chose to enter the small smoke-filled room. GEORGE SR RON …while his wife… RON …was also confined to a smoke-filled room, having found a way around both the building’s strict no smoking policy… RON …and the fact that her ankle monitor prevented her from approaching the balcony. BUSTER Anyways, I went down to the club, and I went, I can- Oh! BUSTER My food was gone. I could- That restaurant typically is really nice. The maître d’-- BUSTER Can’t really remember the host’s name, but he was- He was kind of a- he’s-- BUSTER BUSTER I gotta sit down. I have to sit down. Uh, so, I thought that I had finally just ordered the strawberry shortcake like I said, but I didn’t order- I didn’t order sprinkles that- BUSTER No, Mother, please. Please. RON Meanwhile in George Senior’s sweat lodge, a solution to his problems was emerging as well… OSCAR Kinda hot, huh? GEORGE SR I’d give ten thousand dollars for a glass of lemonade right now. RON …in the form of a vision. GEORGE SR Sweat and squeeze. RON It was to be a “Sweat and Squeeze.” OSCAR Dr. Norman? Dr. Norman, we have a hot mess. RON George Senior had been passed out for two days after having a vision. OSCAR Dr. Norman? Dr. Norman, I need you. RON …which is why this seat was empty at his wife’s trial. RON …but soon he was hard at work… GEORGE SR Okay, look up large mud huts… RON …making his vision a reality. GEORGE SR …can fit 20. Do a something search. Um, used is fine. SIGN GOOGLE GEORGE SR No, no. I got it. Sweat caves. See what you got. GEORGE SR You got it? All right, well, then, ship it. RON A sweat lodge. Where he could… RON …be a preacher of profit to other Type A executives like himself. GEORGE SR And this whole area here, this is going to be visitor yurts. Oh, and we’re gonna need industrial-sized juicers. RON He went to work on constructing a seminar. GEORGE SR Change that into “Now let’s get our checkbooks out and we’ll have lemonade.” RON …much of which he borrowed from his brief stint as a… RON …Jewish-y guru while in prison. INFOMERCIAL ANNOUNCER Now is your chance to get the entire George Bluth “Caged Wisdom” library. GEORGE SR Can you read that back to me, please? RON This time, however, he needed to actually be ordained as a religious preacher to avoid tax implications. GEORGE SR Lemonade! RON But fortunately, there was a phoenix for him, too. ANGEL ICON Almost there. Question three… RON But business… RON …really took off when an article about George Senior’s operation appeared in an exclusively first-class in-flight magazine… RON …and soon the retreat was up and running, and George Senior was determined to create the illusion of a first-class experience. YURT CLERK And did you want the… YURT CLERK …partial bush or broken gate view? Have a hot day. RON The seminar was reasonably priced at a thousand dollars. RON The Sweat and Squeeze… RON …was simple. First George Senior sweated out his acolytes’ defenses… GEORGE SR Oh, come on, Daniels! You ran Bear Stearns for God’s sake! I was like this, just like this. Then I went to the desert to seek answers, and now I have them. RON …and then it was time for the squeeze. GEORGE SR And for another fifteen grand, you can have them, too. I’ll teach you how to get yachts, I’ll teach you how to get penthouses, and how to get something for yourself by taking it from someone who thinks it’s his. CEO 3 Does it come with lemonade? GEORGE SR It comes with all the lemonade you can drink. RON Squeeze had two meanings. GEORGE SR Who’s in? CEOS Oh! Yeah! Yep! GEORGE SR Sign ‘em up. Sign ‘em up. Come on. Get your wallets out. Let’s go, guys. RON And George Senior had even found a… RON …great way… GEORGE SR Hey! RON …to handle the heat. OSCAR Hey. RON He had his twin brother endure it. OSCAR Did you bring me some lemonade? GEORGE SR No, sir. It is crazy out there. For the first time, we are out. Look what I brought you, Mr. Oscar. Fifty bucks. Your half. OSCAR Oh. Oh. You know, I feel bad taking this. All I did was sit and sweat. RON Which is why it seemed that Father B was so resilient to the depleting effects of the sweat lodge. GEORGE SR Whoo! Yeah! Now that was the most invigorating session yet. GEORGE SR Hey, buddy. Come on! It’s happening. You know? We’re helping people. OSCAR GEORGE SR If I could give you just one note a little energy. OSCAR GEORGE SR Let’s go. RON As the retreat grew… RON …George Senior was finding himself emboldened with power, while Oscar was bushed. GEORGE SR Hey, Oscar, that scared me. Come on, man. Get back in there. I was starting to sweat. OSCAR I was just trying to get my strength up. Maca usually gets me there. Hey, chew some maca with me. GEORGE SR I can’t, okay? I gotta go up to see Lucille tomorrow. RON George Senior had been… RON …meeting with Lucille on a weekly basis at her new home under the pretense of working on their divorce. GEORGE SR You look nice. LUCILLE Oh, stop trying to butter me up. Let’s just get this divorce agreed to so you can get out of here. LUCILLE GEORGE SR Oh, God. LUCILLE It’s almost like adultery this way. GEORGE SR Good. I like that. My wife doesn’t understand me. LUCILLE Oh, my angel. LUCILLE I haven’t had an orgasm outside of my bathtub in thirty years. GEORGE SR How’s that? GEORGE SR Although at times I do wish it were darker. OSCAR It’s too bad you don’t have time to try this. Yesterday, I was talking to a lizard, and it turned into Elizabeth Taylor. GEORGE SR Young Elizabeth Taylor? OSCAR Yeah. GEORGE SR Yeah, I could use some maca. Gimme some of that. RON And soon a vision did appear. OSCAR I wonder what’s going on. For some reason, I’m just getting Richard Burton today. Oh, my God. What’s that? GEORGE SR That’s the commode. Are you at all concerned that the maca bush is directly downhill from that? RON He should’ve been, but Oscar was actually referring to what now appeared to be a divine spirit personified as an ostrich. OSTRICH MAN You trespass on sacred ground. The spirits command me to warn you. You must leave this land, or the land will change you. GEORGE SR Don’t worry, he’s probably from a local reservation. I’ll- I’ll take care of this. How ‘bout you book me for two nights for Ray Romano at your casino? OSTRICH MAN The strong will become the weak, the weak will become the strong. GEORGE SR And get us close to the front, but not close enough that Ray talks to us. OSTRICH MAN You have been warned. See ya. GEORGE SR I don’t know what you saw, but I got an ostrich and no boner. RON One year after George Senior had the incident with the ostrich guy… RON …things had indeed started to change. GEORGE SR Where was I? Um… Oh, yeah. RON Father B had lost his command over the crowd. GEORGE SR Who would like some lemonade for two thousand dollars? GEORGE SR Come on, guys. I looked the other way on the bottled water because you look thirsty, but you gotta play along here. Heartfire! GEORGE SR Where’s the lemonade? GEORGE SR Shh! RON And as business slowed down... GEORGE SR Will you excuse me just one second? RON …Oscar had started being more independent and harder to find. GEORGE SR Norman! Have you seen Oscar? DR NORMAN No. Have you seen China Garden? GEORGE SR No. Did you kill that armadillo? DR NORMAN No. No, he’s just under. If only we could use some of his medicine for our own pain. Oh, wait. I’ve got a full syringe in the car. RON And George Senior would soon get worse economic news from his attorney. GEORGE SR Oh, this can’t be good. I mean, you didn’t drive all this distance for good news. BARRY You’ve got a balloon payment due on the mortgage on this property. It’s about fifteen million. GEORGE SR I mean, I- What am I gonna do? I, uh- Where am I gonna get that money? BARRY I thought you were gonna sell the land to the government to build a wall. GEORGE SR Yeah, but that was put on hold. BARRY So? It’s election time. Now’s the time to get a politician to push for the wall. Isn’t that dizzy kook Lucille Austero running? GEORGE SR No. No, no. She- She can’t know about this. She’s a majority owner of my company, and besides, she’s so pro-immigrant. RON She was. RON She’d even taken in a latino foster child, which she denied was an attempt to bring in the Hispanic vote. Nonetheless, she did know what cultural buttons to push to win their hearts. BARRY Doesn’t matter. BARRY She’s not gonna win anyway. The guy you want is the guy she’s running against, Herbert Love. Right? He’s got a rally tonight. Go and see him. Everyone knows how persuasive you can be. GEORGE SR Used to be. I’d be lucky to sell a glass of lemonade for a thousand dollars today. BARRY Now listen, if I can take no more than a law degree from the Virgin Islands… GEORGE SR Yeah. BARRY …and- and- and turn it into a net worth of seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars, before, of course, what I owe in law suits, you can talk a politician into wasting public funds on a wall. GEORGE SR Wait, wait. That rally is tonight? BARRY Mm-hm. GEORGE SR But I’m supposed to meet my wife tonight. Which I’m dreading, by the way. RON One of the… RON …changes that had occurred over the previous year... GEORGE SR My right rear tire is low. RON …was a decrease in the physical intimacy George Senior and his wife had enjoyed. LUCILLE You’re so ugly from behind. GEORGE SR Because if no one shows up at that office… GEORGE SR …she really will divorce me. BARRY Too bad you can’t use a double. Oh, also I used a lookalike named Stewart to take the California bar for me. But you knew that, right? GEORGE SR Oscar? RON And later, while once again looking for his own double… GEORGE SR Oscar? RON George, who’d been acting more like Oscar… RON …finally found Oscar, who was acting more like George. GEORGE SR What are you doing? Why aren’t you sweating? OSCAR Maybe I had a better offer. And not a word to Dr. Norman. CHINA GARDEN He doesn’t think women should be awake for it. Oh, great, Dr. Norman. OSCAR GEORGE SR You know, we have to be very careful. Oscar, we are trying to help people here. OSCAR I know. I know. I know, but you know what? It just gets hot in there some times! GEORGE SR Whoa. We don’t- We don’t have to yell. CHINA GARDEN Why not you go do hot sweat? Let Oscar do squeeze! OSCAR All right, I mean, I’m not saying that. I just, uh- I need a break. I just can’t go on pretending to be you, sitting silently… GEORGE SR Shh. OSCAR …in a- in a hundred-degree mud hut for an hour and a half. I am begging you, there has to be something else I can impersonate you doing. GEORGE SR It’s funny you should say that, because, uh, if you’re okay with the sitting silently part, I have something for you that’s quite chilling. OSCAR Thank you. RON And so George… RON …Senior left to seek out the right wing politician Herbert Love, as Oscar headed out to visit Lucille disguised as George, which is exactly who Barry thought he was talking to. BARRY I just pooped in a hole and covered it up. I hope I did the right thing. OSCAR There’s a commode. It’s- It’s directly uphill from the maca root. BARRY Yeah. I really feel bad for the guy that’s gotta dig that up for the foundation for the wall. OSCAR Yeah. What wall? BARRY Very good, George. We gotta be careful where we talk about this. I gotta watch my words. RON And that’s when Oscar realized that George Senior didn’t buy the land to be the best brother in Southern California. RON On the next Arrested Development. RON WE12 publishes a rare retraction. Oscar confirms his suspicions… RON …of the wall while impersonating George Senior. OSCAR I thought we- I thought we could talk about the wall. You know, the wall. LUCILLE Have you baked your brain in that pizza oven? Or is senility your back up plan if we can’t get the government to buy the property? OSCAR Aha. So we only did buy that land for personal gain. Oh, what Oscar does- doesn’t know won’t hurt him. LUCILLE Oscar. RON And although it wasn’t a perfect impersonation… OSCAR I love it when you call my name. LUCILLE RON …he did have the maca root. LUCILLE George! OSCAR Don’t call me that. Call me Father B.