HARVEY JESSICA LOUIS MIKE RACHEL SCOTTIE SHEILA TANNER HARVEY Previously on “Suits”… MIKE I don’t know anyone that has ever made a long distance relationship work. But I can’t stand that I put you in this position. And the only way I can see out of this is for you to go to Stanford. HARVEY Come after me, Tanner. That’s what you’re here for. TANNER You actually care about her. HARVEY You think he didn’t say some things in there that got to me, too? Well, I’m not bringing them up. Because right now, we need to stick together. SCOTTIE Sticking together means telling the truth. HARVEY I can’t stand to see them come after you. SCOTTIE You think I can’t take it. HARVEY Look, you’re not listening to me. Okay? I can’t take it. SCOTTIE If all you want to do is work with me, I can find a job somewhere else. HARVEY Scottie? That’s not all I want. SCOTTIE Then, say it. HARVEY I want you in my life. MIKE I don’t want her to go. And there’s nothing I can do about it. RACHEL I finished my list. MIKE And? You’re staying? RACHEL Just try and stop me. SHEILA This place has every Harvard Law student file ever. Do not touch any of the files in here. LOUIS Mike Ross. He’s not here. RACHEL Mm. Mm. What are you thinking about? MIKE You look beautiful. RACHEL Thank you. MIKE (sniffs) What are you thinking? RACHEL That your furniture is really old. MIKE I think the word you’re looking for is “antiquey”. RACHEL That is not a word and this sofa is IKEA circa 1994. MIKE Okay, I get it. So, you get up early just so you can do a thorough critiquing of my furniture. RACHEL Actually, I got up early so I could figure out if there’s anything from around here that I can stand living with. MIKE As… Do you want to move in together? RACHEL Yeah. I mean, if the offer still stands. MIKE Are you kidding me? (laughs) RACHEL So, is that a yes? MIKE Oh. No, this is a yes. RACHEL I figured out what we can bring. MIKE: What? RACHEL You. MIKE Panda. Right here. It’s my favorite piece of art. RACHEL That is not art. MIKE Grammy gave that to me. RACHEL Oh, I love it. Panda can come. MIKE And the chair. RACHEL (gasps) Oh. MIKE That was Grammy’s favorite chair. RACHEL I… I don’t… MIKE No, no, no, no. I’m telling you, Rachel. She used to sit in that chair every Sunday and drink her hot cup of Hershey’s cocoa and tell me all about growing up on the mean streets of Philadelphia. RACHEL When you lie, try less details. MIKE Got it. SCOTTIE Looking for me? HARVEY No. The woman I’m looking for is a lot more in my bed. SCOTTIE What can I say? My schedule stops for no man. HARVEY Yes. But we’ve got a little unfinished business. SCOTTIE I wouldn’t call last night unfinished. HARVEY And I wouldn’t call it business. I was talking about breakfast. SCOTTIE Harvey Specter makes breakfast? HARVEY You’ve never heard of the Specter Special? SCOTTIE I think I just had the Specter Special. HARVEY Oh, no, no, no. The Specter Special is… SCOTTIE Let me guess. It’s two eggs over easy with a side of, “Scottie, I want you in my life.” HARVEY Bacon. And now, I’m reconsidering the in-my-life thing. SCOTTIE Oh, no. I saw your face. You had your serious face on. Scottie. I want you in my life. Scottie. I want you in my life. HARVEY You know what? You don’t deserve my bacon. SCOTTIE Well, that’s fine, because I have to go, anyway. HARVEY Where could you have to go? You’re unemployed. SCOTTIE Actually, a top tier law firm offered me a job last night, and I thought it might be best if I negotiate the terms of my agreement with the partner I’m not sleeping with. HARVEY There’s a slight problem with that plan. JESSICA You offered her a job before talking to me? HARVEY I didn’t offer her a job. I asked her if she wanted one. I didn’t want to waste your time. And for the record, we’d be lucky to have her. JESSICA I know that. But my question isn’t why I should want her here. It’s why you would want her here. HARVEY She’s the best lawyer I know. After me. And you. JESSICA Are you sleeping with her? HARVEY Excuse me? JESSICA You have history with this woman. So, I just want to know. Are you doing this because you feel sorry for her or because you want to pay her back or because you love her or what? HARVEY That’s none of your business. JESSICA It is my business. It is literally my business. HARVEY I want a relationship with her. JESSICA I’m happy for you. I hope you two make a run at it. HARVEY Thanks. I’ll pretend you meant that. JESSICA Your track record isn’t great. HARVEY You’ve had three name partners in two years. Let’s talk about your commitment issues. JESSICA I’m not asking you to give my commitment issues a corner office. HARVEY You don’t need to give her a corner office. Any regular office will do. JESSICA Harvey. I get it. She’s a catch. For you and for this firm. But what happens when you two break up? HARVEY Who says we’re going to break up?