ANDREW_WK BABY_UNCLE_GRANDPA_1 BELLY_BAG CHAD CROWD DIRTBAG DUDE_1 DUDE_2 DUDE_3 FRANKENSTEIN GIRL MOM MR_GUS NARRATOR PARTY_GOERS PIZZA_STEVE UNCLE_GRANDPA PIZZA STEVE Well, so much for going out. It’s a total cats and dogs show out there, bro. And let’s face it, nobody likes a soggy pizza slice. MR GUS Well why don’t you do something valuable with your time? You know, like read a book? PIZZA STEVE Pftt! Thanks for the suggestion, Mr. Gus, but Pizza Steve’s got a better idea. Which also happens to be the cure for the rainy day blues! The music video channel! Rain, rain go away! Please come back another day! Or don’t. What the-? What gives? There’s rain on every channel! MR GUS Aw, you didn’t hear, huh? Uncle Grandpa changed the RV cable package. This is the only channel we get now. NARRATOR You’re watching the Rainy Network! Nothin’ but raaain: 24 hours a day. PIZZA STEVE N’aw man. It’s all over. Call the cemetery, Mr. Gus. Cause Pizza Steve is about to die of boredom. ANDREW WK Hey! 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You’re right. UNCLE GRANDPA Oh yeahh! MR GUS Hey, wassup Uncle G? UNCLE GRANDPA Oh yeahh! You guys, it’s time for my weekly, 10 minute shower. So yeah, I’ll be completely out of your hair for the next 10 minutes. MR GUS Okay, sounds good. UNCLE GRANDPA Oh yeahh! PIZZA STEVE Mr. Gus, it’s party time! ANDREW WK Andrew W. K.’s Party Starting Hotline! Andrew W. K. speaking, how can I help you. PIZZA STEVE Yo man, we need to throw a party Asap! Can you help? ANDREW WK Alrighty!! What are you looking for, the All Night Party? Party Till You Burst? The 6 Day Smasher? PIZZA STEVE Whoa whoa whoa, no dude. We only got ten minutes!! ANDREW WK Ten minutes?! How are you going to have a rocking party in just ten minutes?! I’ll tell you how, with me! Andrew W. K.! I just need you to sign this contract here, and we’ll be good to go. PIZZA STEVE This confirms … ten minutes … not responsible… injuries or medical bills. M-hmm! Everything’s A. O. K., Andrew W. K.! ANDREW WK Sweet, party dude! We’ll send a representative over shortly. Party on! Let’s get this party started!!! MR GUS I have a bad feeling… that I’m gonna have a really good time! Ahhh… PIZZA STEVE Aw yeah! ANDREW WK 10 minute party 10 minute party! Were gonna have a party, it’s a 10 minute party! UNCLE GRANDPA What a peaceful evening. Alright, let’s see what’s first on the agenda here. Just as I suspected, wash behind mustache. Check! ANDREW WK Party!!! PARTY GOERS Chug chug chug! Wooohooo! DUDE 1 Yeah!! DUDE 2 Yeah!! DUDE 3 Awesome!! BELLY BAG Hello ladies! What are you doing? Hanging out? GIRL Go Franky, go! Woooo! FRANKENSTEIN Meehh! ANDREW WK Party tip number 3! Everybody deserves to party. PARTY GOERS Chug chug chug chug chug! PIZZA STEVE Yeahahaha! UNCLE GRANDPA Thanks so much for the surfing lessons, Chad. CHAD No prob, dude. UNCLE GRANDPA See you next week! Okay. Surf with Chad, check. Dishes, check. Wax legs… maybe later. MR GUS I think this party has gotten outta hand. PIZZA STEVE I dunno man, those guys look like they’re being responsible. PARTY GOERS Go go go go go! GIRL Umm, excuse me, Mr. W. K. ANDREW WK Do you even know… who made this berry pie? It’s awesome haha! MR GUS Uhh. Look, you gotta stop the party, Mr. Andrew W. K. It’s getting too wild. Plus, the 10 minutes are almost up! ANDREW WK Whoa whoa whoa, Andrew W. K. knows how to start parties, not how to stop ‘em. Party tip number 65 bros. Plus, we’ve got plenty of time left to party! Now lets raise the roof!!! PIZZA STEVE What are we going to do? MR GUS I don’t know, but we’ve only got 5 minutes left until Uncle Grandpa finishes his shower! PIZZA STEVE 5 minutes?! The entire RV will be destroyed in 2 minutes! ANDREW WK Yeah!! Release the monkeys!! PIZZA STEVE How are we going to get everyone out of here? MR GUS Uh, wait a second. Remember earlier when we flashed back to that flash back? UNCLE GRANDPA Good mornin’! DUDE 3 Party foul!! CROWD PIZZA STEVE Oh yeah, I knew that was going to be significant to the story! MR GUS The only way this party is going to end is if we can get Uncle Grandpa out of the shower and have him commit one of his classic party fouls! PIZZA STEVE Right. Let’s do this. UNCLE GRANDPA Alright, alright. Step 82, wash my hair. Sounds simple enough. How’s the family Alfonso? PIZZA STEVE Uncle Grandpa! MR GUS Uncle Grandpa!! UNCLE GRANDPA Next up, shampoo my eyes! Time for Dr. Grandpa’s original eye shampoo formula 67. Oh yeah. PIZZA STEVE How are we going to get in?! MR GUS I don’t know, it’s locked! DUDE 3 Woohoo! Party!! MR GUS Uncle Grandpa, you gotta get out of there! UNCLE GRANDPA Be out in 4 minutes! PIZZA STEVE Watch and learn, Mr. Gus. UNCLE GRANDPA Ooh, I love feeling the burn! Haha! MR GUS It’s not working! What do we do?! Fire in the hole! UNCLE GRANDPA Bubbles MR GUS Let’s get out of here!! UNCLE GRANDPA Woo-hoo!! PIZZA STEVE UNCLE GRANDPA Cowabunga!!! Good mornin’! PARTY GOERS DUDE 3 Party foul!! PARTY GOERS ANDREW WK Party tip number 19 man, never party in your birthday suit. Huh. Ahhhhhh. UNCLE GRANDPA Did you say something Pizza Steve? What happened!? MR GUS Uncle Grandpa, we can explain… hehe. UNCLE GRANDPA No need to explain guys, I see what’s going on here. PIZZA STEVE You do?! MR GUS You do?! UNCLE GRANDPA Of course, sillies! The Rainy Network is on! I love this channel. Come on guys! BABY UNCLE GRANDPA 1 Mommy! DIRTBAG I love each and every one of you. And the kitty cat finally found his way home. And he lived happily ever after. Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! DIRTBAG Heavens to Betsy. The first flower of Spring. I can’t think of a more enchanting way to end this wonderful day than with a Gross! Ugh. MOM You sir, are a dirtbag! C’mon Elizabeth. DIRTBAG UNCLE GRANDPA Man it’s freezing in here. That’s better.