ALIEN ANNOUNCER BELLBOY BELLY BEN_FRANKLIN BUTTLESS_GUY COMPUTER GRF_TIGER GUYS HIPPIES HIPPIES_SINGING HIPPY_1 HIPPY_2 MONSIEUR_GUS OLD_LADY PHAROAH PIZZA_STEVE UNCLE_GRANDPA VENDOR UNCLE GRANDPA Mmmmm, mmmm. There’s nothin’ I love more than a dee-lish-us hamburger! Except for maybe two delicious hamburgers. Or three hamburgers. Or four. Or five. Or six. Seven. Eight burgers, nine burgers …. Ahhhh! Man! I gotta stop daydreaming while I’m pumping gas. ALIEN Hey Mister! Do you mind watching my time machine? COMPUTER Please state your time space destination. ALIEN Thanks! I just gotta run into the store real quick. UNCLE GRANDPA Time machine?! Hamburgers?!?! This is my chance to taste the greatest hamburgers of all time!! COMPUTER Please state your time space destination. UNCLE GRANDPA Or should I go for Pizza? COMPUTER Targeting Piza, Ancient Italy. GUYS Mama Mia, the tower, she’s-a all crooked. UNCLE GRANDPA Uh oh. How do you work this thing? Ancient Egypt! Birthplace of civilization, and hamburgers!! PHAROAH Mmmm! UNCLE GRANDPA Drive-thru! UNCLE GRANDPA Great burger! Just a little greasy! I think I got some moistie-wipes in here somewhere. Ooo!! Extra-strength toilet paper! This’ll work! All clean! Time’s a-wastin’! I got more burgers to be tastin’! Tut-tut! BEN FRANKLIN They won’t laUNCLE GRANDPA h at Ben Franklin anymore! I’ve finally invented, the perfect burger! UNCLE GRANDPA Revolutionary!! Got any slurp-o-cola!? Uhhh, gotta run!! BEN FRANKLIN Eureka!! HIPPIES SINGING Chestnuts and apricots… VENDOR Oyzze, that noise!! UNCLE GRANDPA One super-size slurp-o-cola please! VENDOR What!? UNCLE GRANDPA Actually, better make that two. VENDOR You gotta speak up buddy! I can’t hear a thing over those beatnik bongos!! UNCLE GRANDPA Two! VENDOR What!? UNCLE GRANDPA Two!! HIPPY 1 Hey check out that freak! What’s he trying to say with his fingers? UNCLE GRANDPA I need two giant slurp-o’s! HIPPY 2 He’s tryin’ to say like, mellow out, “peace” man! HIPPY 1 Peace, peace! UNCLE GRANDPA My work here is done. Peace out, people! HIPPIES Cool! Yeah! Peace man!! HIPPY 1 Aw man. Burned again! UNCLE GRANDPA Next stop, Burgerzoic era! OoPIZZA STEVE! That’s not good! I’m going too fast! Body can’t handle time displacement!! I’m turning inside out! Must stop the insanity! ALIEN Oof! Hey mister, do you mind watching my time machine? Thanks! UNCLE GRANDPA The implications are truly mind boggling. UNCLE GRANDPA Good mornin’! PIZZA STEVE Oh. Uncle Grandpa! What-uh, what are ya doing- ay yo! It’s me! Pizza Steve! Wha-what are you up to? What? I don’t understand what’s happening here, Uncle Grandpa? Why don’t you tell me? I’m-I’m your friend? I’m Pizza Steve! Uncle— UNCLE GRANDPA Pizza Steve, would you get outta here, man? You’re gonna blow this for me! PIZZA STEVE Uh. Okay, uh. I’ll just leave you alone then. Uncle Grandpa. UNCLE GRANDPA Pizza Steve, wait. I’m sorry I got mad at you. PIZZA STEVE What? UNCLE GRANDPA I’m sorry I got mad at you. PIZZA STEVE What? UNCLE GRANDPA I’m sorry I got mad at you. PIZZA STEVE What? UNCLE GRANDPA I’m sorry I got mad at you. PIZZA STEVE What? OLD LADY UNCLE GRANDPA I’m sorry I got mad at you. PIZZA STEVE What? UNCLE GRANDPA I’m sorry I got mad at you. PIZZA STEVE What? UNCLE GRANDPA I’m sorry I got mad at you. PIZZA STEVE What? UNCLE GRANDPA I’m sorry I got mad at you. PIZZA STEVE What? UNCLE GRANDPA I’m sorry I got mad at you. PIZZA STEVE What? UNCLE GRANDPA I’m sorry I got mad at you. PIZZA STEVE What? UNCLE GRANDPA I’m sorry I got mad at you. PIZZA STEVE What? UNCLE GRANDPA I’m sorry I got mad at you. PIZZA STEVE What? UNCLE GRANDPA I’m sorry I got mad at you. PIZZA STEVE What? UNCLE GRANDPA I’m sorry I got mad at you. PIZZA STEVE What? UNCLE GRANDPA I’m sorry I got mad at you. PIZZA STEVE What? OLD LADY PIZZA STEVE I forgive you. UNCLE GRANDPA Let’s never tell Pizza Steve that we did this. UNCLE GRANDPA Goooood Mooooo….aoh…. ANNOUNCER Are you missing a butt? BUTTLESS GUY Huh? ANNOUNCER Then you need R-Butt! It’s a butt, for your butt! UNCLE GRANDPA Isn’t TV amazing guys? MONSIEUR GUS Uh huh. PIZZA STEVE Yep, almost as amazing as a talkin’ slice of pizaaaaaa! UNCLE GRANDPA I dunno what I’d do without it! ANNOUNCER R-butts for dogs, too! UNCLE GRANDPA Oh no! That butt commercial broke it! What am I gonna do?! MONSIEUR GUS Why don’t you just use your imagination, Uncle Grandpa? Back in my day, that’s all we had! UNCLE GRANDPA My imagination? Huh? Hmmm. BELLY Yeah, you know! That thing in your brain that makes fun stuff happen! UNCLE GRANDPA Hmmm. Ok! Ill give it a try! Urrrrrgh! Good morning! Here I am! That was easy! What part of my imagination is this? Oh the loBELLYy! Huh huh! Oh, hey Pizza Steve! Hey Mr. Gus! That journey to my imagination loBELLYy was pretty crazy, huh? MONSIEUR GUS Nah, we just took the elevator. BELLBOY Hissssss!!! MONSIEUR GUS It was alright. Heh. UNCLE GRANDPA Why was that friendly guy in there? PIZZA STEVE It’s your imagination Uncle G! Anything can happen! I’ve got no arms! Or legs! BELLY And I’ve got no legs. And one arm! UNCLE GRANDPA And even better than all that stuff is we’re in 3D!! Wait! Where’s Giant Realistic Flying Tiger?! UNCLE GRANDPA Giant Realistic Flying Tiger is a tiny, non-realistic dancing tiger! UNCLE GRANDPA Ha ha heh! PIZZA STEVE Ha ha heh! MONSIEUR GUS Ha ha heh! UNCLE GRANDPA Ha ha ho hah! PIZZA STEVE Ha ha ho hah! MONSIEUR GUS Ha ha ho hah! GRF TIGER I can talk tooooo, Uncle Grandpa! Come this waaaay! UNCLE GRANDPA Follow that Tiny Non-realistic Dancing Flying Tiger! GRF TIGER Wee heeee wooo! UNCLE GRANDPA Hello? Tiny Unrealistic Dancing Flying Tiger? I can’t spot him, Mr. Gus! MONSIEUR GUS I guess he’s just too tiny to see. UNCLE GRANDPA Hey, and where’d Pizza Steve go? PIZZA STEVE It’s cool Uncle G! I’m just gonna lay back and be a pizza in outer space! Space. Space. Space. UNCLE GRANDPA Okay! Bye Pizza Steve! Okay Mr. Gus, it’s you and me. Let’s think real hard about what we can do now that we’re using my imagination! Hey! A lever! Something fun always happens when you pull a lever! Mr. Gus?! Mr. Gus! What’s goin’ on?! MONSIEUR GUS Get outta here Uncle Grandpa, your imagination is too crazy! UNCLE GRANDPA You got that right, Mr. Gus! But where do I go?! MONSIEUR GUS That way, Uncle Grandpa! ThroUNCLE GRANDPA h the TV screen! UNCLE GRANDPA Hey, it’s us! C’mon BELLY! Let’s get outta here! Oh no! BELLY! Where are yah?! BELLY Whaddaya mean where am I, Uncle Grandpa? I’m just in your imagination! Hahahaha!! UNCLE GRANDPA Eeeeeeee. MONSIEUR GUS Wow, Uncle Grandpa’s imagination is pretty boring. UNCLE GRANDPA Ahh! Eh haha MONSIEUR GUS Well, how was it, Uncle Grandpa? UNCLE GRANDPA My imaginations are awesome. I’m never gonna watch TV again.