BLISS BLOSSOM BRICK BUBBLES BUTTERCUP MEE MOJO PROFESSOR


BLISS
 i want milk.
PROFESSOR
 oh okay honey. okay.

BLISS
i want milk!
PROFESSOR
bliss! no!!
BLISS
i want milk!
PROFESSOR
and when i came to. she was gone. i assumed the worst. no.
BLOSSOM:
ah professor
BUBBLES
we’re so sorry!
BLISS
ahh!
BLISS
ahhhh!
BLISS
aaahhhh!
BLISS
eeerrr-
im trapped! let me out!
BLOSSOM
we can’t! the professor says your powers are too dangerous!
BLISS
my powers are dangerous! that’s why you should let me out!
BLOSSOM
that doesn’t make any sense!
BLISS
no no no… you don’t understand. let me explain.
a long time ago the professor made me. i was the perfect little girl…
sweet… 
strong…
and incredibly smart…
BUTTERCUP
we heard that part already!
BLISS
uh, ok.
BLISS:
i want milk!
BLISS
my powers were too dangerous.
i destroyed everything i touched.
and if i stayed... i just. i could never hurt the professor again.
so i ran away to a place where my powers would never be a danger to anyone.
a deserted island covered in beautiful obsidian and lush vegetation…
not that you’d ever notice.
bird poop island.
i made the island my home-
and it didn’t matter i couldn’t control my powers.
because i was all alone.
MEE
toot!
BLISS
but i wasn’t lonely for long…
because soon someone very special came into my life.
BUTTERCUP
a sasquatch
a leprechaun…
and a brick with a devil-may-care attitude!
BRICK
chic chic… chicahhhh!
BLOSSOM
buttercup!
let her tell the story!
BUTTERCUP
fine.
BLISS
that’s when i met…
…mee!
BLISS
my pet elephant.
MEE
toot
BUTTERCUP
and mee is best friends with a brick that has a devil-may-care-…
chic chic… chicahhhh!
BLISS
mee didn’t care if i couldn’t control my powers.
MEE
toot
toot
toot
BLISS
all right! go get it boy. mee and i were the best of friends. we spent many years together on the island. 
and we had so, so much fun. but as time went on i couldn’t help but think about home. 
and the professor.

dad.
BLISS
with mee’s support, i decided to go back to townsville. just to make sure the professor was ok.
BUBBLES
huh?
BLISS
huhh?
but now i know it was a mistake.
you have to let me go!
BLISS
family?
BLISS
mojo?
MOJO
bliisss?
BLOSSOM
wait, wait, wait- you guys know each other?
BUBBLES
oh! is mojo our sister too?
MOJO:
oh ho ho ho,
ho ho ho ho…
you girls forget that mojo used to be the professors lab assistant!
you see, the professor made the perfect little girl-
BUTTERCUP
ug, heard it!
MOJO
oh- ok, ok…
bliss was mojo’s best friend
BLISS
oh! i want cereal!
awww. there’s no milk.
i want milk!
MOJO
mojo was sad to see bliss fly bye bye.
and now…
mojo finds his best friend, here?!
with his most accursed enemies?
BLISS
enemies?
MOJO
yes! join your best friend forever
… forever!
PROFESSOR
nooo!!
BLISS:
 oh. oh no. my powers are too dangerous. 
BUBBLES:
bliss is gone!
BLISS:
oh hi guys.
BLISS
yeah, i just thought that maybe i’d give this family thing a try.
and maybe together, we can figure out how to control my powers.
BLISS
i mean, if you don’t mind having a big sister
BLISS:
my bad.