CRAIG DILLARD JP KELSEY NILA_BA RAJ RAJ_SONG RAVI RAVI_SONG RAZOR SCOOT SONG CRAIG i mean, it clearly looks like a turtle! KELSEY what are you talking about, craig! it’s a swan! JP if by swan, you mean armadillo clearly! CRAIG hmm, i think we need another opinion. hey! raj! CRAIG we found this rock in the creek, and we’re trying to come up with a name for it. what does it look like to you? RAJ whoa! this looks just like no! it’s exactly like it! CRAIG like what? you can shell us. huuh? shell, like a turtle. cuz it’s a turtle. RAJ oh, she’s gotta see this! shawn, i’ll be right back! KELSEY he said swan! JP he said shawn! he was thinking armadillo! CRAIG wait, raj! my phone! RAJ SONG father! i am home! RAVI SONG welcome home, my son! did you tell your friends to take off their shoes? RAJ SONG i did! RAJ …not. please take off your shoes! RAVI is shawn with you? i’m making chole bhature. RAJ no, dad, not today. heh. oh! this is craig, kelsey and jp. CRAIG hi, mr. raj’s dad. JP woah! dude, your dad is an absolute smoke show, and i say that with the utmost respect. is he a movie star? RAVI a movie star? RAJ he’s not. don’t get him started. dad! we’re here to see grandma! there’s something amazing i want to show her! RAVI not for too long. she needs her rest. and don’t be too loud, either. you know, her ears are sensitive. and can you make sure she doesn't have any cookies? i don’t know where she’s getting those things from. RAJ maa, tame jagocho? NILA BA raj! RAJ hu mara dostaro ne lai ai vochhu. JP hello! KELSEY hello! CRAIG hello! RAJ craig ne tamne photo betavo che. NILA BA ooooh! CRAIG raj wanted me to show you this. NILA BA good! good! CRAIG yeah, i’m a bit of an explorer. whaaat? that picture looks exactly like turtle rock! KELSEY you mean swan’s stone. JP oh, is that the creek? RAJ no, that’s a picture of my grandma in india. NILA BA india, india! JP wow! she jumped off a waterfall! KELSEY is she doing donuts?! mad respect. RAJ yeah! she was the first of her friends to do a donut! and first to get a ticket for reckless driving too… NILA BA number 1. RAJ when my grandfather passed away, there was nobody to take care of her, so she moved here. but i can tell she misses it. i wish i could take her to the creek to see the rock in person. CRAIG so let’s do it! she seems pretty adventurous! let’s take her! RAJ take my grandmother into the wilderness?!? my dad doesn’t even let her in the front yard by herself! CRAIG raj, you know who you’re talkin’ to… i’m the master of maps. i can get her there and back before dinner. and your dad won’t even notice she’s gone. KELSEY yeah and jp and i can hang back and play decoy. we’ll keep an eye out for any d-a-d-esses… dads. JP i’m a grandma expert. i have two. RAJ okay, i’ll ask her. RAJ maa, tamne creek javi cheeeee? NILA BA ha! CRAIG that looks like a yes! RAJ okay, alright, alright, we’ll go. but keep it down, my dad can not know! when it comes to family, he can get… dramatic. RAVI ravi… you’ve done it again. now where is that yogurt? RAJ hoo-hoo! we made it! RAJ i didn’t really consider how the wheelchair would handle in the creek, though. we’re not looking at too rough of a terrain ahead, are we, craig? CRAIG noooo… uh, maybe a few pebbles. RAJ pebbles?! lemme see that map! NILA BA aa joyne mane mara gaam na mogra na phool yaad avi gya. CRAIG what’d she say? RAJ oh, she said that this reminds her of a flower from back home in india. there’s just so many things from her home that we don’t have here… c’mon! we gotta get her to that rock! CRAIG hey, you think you could teach me gutjarati? RAJ sure! i’m not the best, but i will teach you what i know. KELSEY okay, i’ll be the legs, and you’ll be the head. JP and let these talented beauties go to waste? RAVI mummy? you doing okay in there? JP let me ! scooch! you gotta scooch! i am the legs! KELSEY ugh! i’m the legs! i’m the legs! RAVI mummy?? JP uhh… RAVI when did she start snoring? hmm… CRAIG okay, i think i got it. so it goes… mane maps… um… RAJ then you say game che right after. it means, like, you love it. mane maps gamecha. CRAIG i love maps. mane maps gamecha! RAJ that’s it! CRAIG oh oh oh! mane trees game che! RAJ you love trees! NILA BA good! NILA BA have tene gujarati avedeche to tu mane phone karje! RAJ oh! she says now that you know gujarati you have to call her! CRAIG you got it. i game che talking to you! RAJ you forgot most of it already, didn’t you? SCOOT do it! do it! do it! do it! DILLARD do it! do it! do it! do it! RAZOR cowbunga, babyyy. woo! NILA BA mane java de. RAJ maa, no. no way. SCOOT hey, does she want to try it? i know a bad g when i see one. RAJ uh, thank you, no. NILA BA hu “number 1” hathi. RAJ yes, i know you were number 1. JP okay, now what does this remote do? JP ah-ha! fan! i finally found you! KELSEY ooh! he’s back! RAVI mummy, it’s time for dinner! KELSEY ouch! i told you i’m the legs! JP who are you?! i can’t see! KELSEY oh! so now you want to be the legs?! RAVI mummy? are you still asleep? RAVI mummy?! RAVI hmm. RAVI what have you done with my mummy?! CRAIG what!?!?! how?!?!?! NILA BA holi ma gulal fekwama. RAJ she got good at throwing from holi. it’s a big yearly festival in india where you throw colored powder at each other, kinda like a giant water balloon fight. everyone plays. NILA BA ek chokri mari saathe hariphai ma hathi. to me mari kushadta sudhairia. neesha patel. CRAIG you have an arch nemesis?! NILA BA haripho sivai hu gana loko ne jaanti hati. mane mara padosio, mara dukandaaro, jaanwar pun yead che. bedha thaine maru gaam khaas banavyu. RAJ she knew lots of people. neighbors, shopkeepers, even the animals made her home what it was. they all came together in a way that made it special. CRAIG i think i know what you mean. that’s how i feel being with everyone here at the creek. when i’m here… i just belong. RAJ well… how would you feel if you had to leave the place you belong? CRAIG oh… RAJ come on, let’s keep moving. RAVI raj! i will find you! and i will ground you! RAVI JP can’t keep up with… his beautiful legs! SONG ba nee kongee malayche eche ba chalo! CRAIG it’s just a little ways past this hill… CRAIG alright… CRAIG uh oh. your dad found out. RAJ what!? nine missed calls!? aahh!! we have to hurry! NILA BA SONG daadi chalo!! CRAIG uh oh. RAVI raj! SONG ba chuta di gyeh! ba maja kare che! RAVI my son… what has gotten into you!? i’ve been calling you JP craig!!! KELSEY craig!!! SONG ba nee kongee malache eche JP oof! KELSEY oof! RAVI raj! what are you doing sneaking your grandmother out of the house? RAJ dad, i can explain! i was just going to show her a rock! it’s not even dangerous! NILA BA cowabunga, babbyy. RAVI what? NILA BA RAVI mummmmmy!!!! SONG sur kee tchai che! CRAIG NILA BA whoooooaaaaaa!!! RAJ that’s my grandma! JP awesome! KELSEY wow! CRAIG whoa! KELSEY i got the whole thing! RAVI mummmmmy!!!! RAJ maa. jo. RAVI mummy! i’m so is… is… that? RAJ it’s like the rock from her photo. RAVI huh. RAJ i thought coming here would cheer her up. now that she’s in america she’s been missing all her favorite things, like the food, her whole community, her… her friends. dad… do you think maa would be happier if she was still RAVI raj… i know she loves india, but you should hear her talk about you! she’s always singing songs you wrote and telling me stories about you. she had a wonderful childhood, but i don’t think there’s anything that she wants more than to be here with you right now and make sure you have an amazing childhood, too. NILA BA number 1… number 2. NILA BA mane tari sathe rahevanu game che. CRAIG game che! she said “i love you!” KELSEY i think she said a little more than that, but… JP awwwwww! KELSEY awwwwww! 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