ALL_SONG ANGEL ASHLEIGH CANNONBALL CRAIG CRAIG_SONG CROWD CROWD_GUY ELIZA FARADAY FARADAY_SONG JP JP_KELSEY JP_SONG KELSEY KELSEY_SONG RAJ RAJ_SONG SHAWN SING_ALONG_FRIEND SONG WREN YUSTICE CRAIG angel… you weren’t kidding… daycare is wrecked. KELSEY the rainstorm this morning did all this?! ANGEL mostly, but i think some raccoons must have gotten to the rest of it. ANGEL definitely raccoons. it took me a whole summer to collect all the toys for this daycare. now there’s nothing for the kids to play with. i might have to… close the daycare. CRAIG you can’t close the daycare! i mean, where will we drop off our annoying siblings when our parents drop off our annoying siblings with us? JP and you can’t set lil chris loose on the creek! think of the children… the… littler children. KELSEY you just need some toys? y’know, i have some weapons that are rated three and under, i could give you some of those! ANGEL that’s not really the type of toys i need-- JP yeah, and i got a few puzzles that, let’s be honest, i’m never gonna finish. i bet the kids would love to chew on ‘em. ANGEL also, not really what i’m looking for-- CRAIG if everyone in the creek knew about this, i bet they would also want to donate some toys too. if only there was a way we could bring everyone together to help. like… some sort of show! a big show! with lights! and costumes! and feats and wonders to amaze and astonish! JP dibs on host. JP welcome to the first ever creek talent show! i’m your mc, jp! and i want to thank you all for coming out on this lovely afternoon. your generous toy donations are not only giving you a ticket to the show, but they are also going to a very cute cause. CROWD awww! JP we have an all-star line up of talent from across the creek! with a very special performance by the biggest musical group for kids ages 6 to 11-- the sing-a-long friends! CROWD sharing song! sharing song! JP heh heh, i’m sure they will sing the sharing song. basically their only song. but first, our opening act: the boy of a billion boogers-- roger!! ANGEL thank you for your donation. you can go right in. ELIZA george! hurry up and unload all this junk! i mean… donations. ELIZA where are the sing-a-long friends? did i miss them?! i absolutely must get their autograph! ANGEL they have not arrived yet, but i am sure they are on their way. ELIZA they better be! i’m not donating all these toys for nothing! ELIZA jane! george! i think i see a spot near the front. right where those kids are sitting. come on! RAJ alluminum linoleum, alluminum linoleum, alluminum linoleum… CRAIG timekeeper, time to tune up. RAJ CRAIG raj, they’re ready for you in make-up. ugh, where’s kelsey? KELSEY stagehand! CRAIG didn’t see you there. can you give me a hand with yustice’s turtle? he’s being a diva and won’t come out of his dressing room. YUSTICE i’m sorry, arugula, was it something i said? KELSEY on it! CANNONBALL hey craig. we finally figured out our talent for the show. we’re gonna jump our bikes over a row of 20 cars. CRAIG uh, wow, that sounds great. but, um… yeah, i don’t think we can fit that many cars on stage. CANNONBALL i’m sorry, todd, your dream is over. we’ll come up with something else, craig. JP craig! any sign of the sing-a-long friends? CRAIG not yet. i’ve been texting tony mozafari all morning, but i still haven’t heard back. JP what?! i thought he said his best friend’s cousin’s neighbor was their manager. how could that connection not work out?! was he lying to us?! CRAIG don’t worry, tony mozafari wouldn’t lie. he’s best friends with five astronauts. CROWD why would you do that in front of us?! JP that’s my cue! JP bravo, roger. sounds like you all saw something you cannot unsee. and next, for something less disturbing, please welcome to the stage yustice and her amazing flying turtle! YUSTICE they say slow and steady wins the race, but can slow and steady fly with grace? CROWD GUY i don’t know, what are you askin’ me for? YUSTICE witness, as this turtle flies through this solid plastic hoop! KELSEY psst! over here! CROWD ELIZA i didn’t tell you to clap! we’re not giving applause until i see the sing-a-long friends. FARADAY sorry i’m late! WREN faraday!? where is your higgs-boson costume? FARADAY wren, you know i ran straight here from softball practice! WREN okay, uhh… let’s think. we could probably put together a tessaract costume out of some sticks and… hm? WREN ahh! my gluons have become unglued! i need assistance! or the very fabric of the universe could come unraveled! KELSEY ka-kaw! did somebody say… “duct tape?” WREN no. i said “assistance!” KELSEY don’t worry! i gotchu, wren! CRAIG wren, faraday, 5 minutes to places! WREN thank you, five! CANNONBALL craig! CRAIG CANNONBALL we got another idea. we tied a bunch of balloons to todd’s bike, so that he can float over the stage and above the crowd. CRAIG that sounds perfect! but… where’s todd? CANNONBALL uh oh. hold on, little buddy! stay away from the sun! CRAIG craiggy boy to toy tower. where we at with the donations? ANGEL the toys are coming in, but these kids are getting antsy. i’m worried if the sing-a- long friends don’t show up soon, the audience might leave and take their toys with them! CRAIG c’mon tony, where are you? JP and next up, we have the musical stylings of raj! RAJ SONG it was you i’ve been looking for my whole life to stay by my side when i’m feeling down you’ve got a smile that picks me up when you’re not around it’s only you i’m thinking of and i’m so happy i found you taro sangath mari khusi so happy i found you to stay by my side SHAWN ohh wonderful! that song was about me! JP next up on our roster – we have the comedic stylings of wren and faraday! WREN say faraday, what did the photon say to the boson? FARADAY i don’t know, what?? WREN you’re really quarky! ehh? ehh? FARADAY WREN oh, you don’t get it. let me explain the joke then. you see, it’s actually quite funny, haha, because atoms are made up of smaller elements called electrons and protons, yes? and those are made up of even smaller particles called quarks. CRAIG tony mozafari was supposed to be here with the sing-a-long friends already! KELSEY maybe he was lying about knowing the sing-a-long friends. you know, tony mozafari once said he had the rock’s phone number. and when i called, it was just some guy named dwayne. CRAIG CROWD sharing song! sharing song! sharing song! ELIZA i didn’t come here for a science lesson! this show has too much math! JP ma’am, please remain seated. ELIZA no! i came here for the sing-a-long friends! if i don’t hear “the sharing song,” i’m taking all of my toys back! ASHLEIGH yeah, i want to hear the sharing song!!! CROWD sharing song! sharing song! sharing song! KELSEY what are we going to do? CRAIG well… we promised them they’d hear “the sharing song,” then we’re going to give them “the sharing song.” CRAIG CRAIG SONG sharing a toy with your brother and FARADAY SONG lending an ear to a troubled friend RAJ SONG telling a story or playing a song to somebody special and dear JP SONG passing the microphone, singing along, loud so the whole world can hear CRAIG SONG sharing is magical sharing is cool sharing is how you know i care about you CRAIG SONG it’s a beautiful world and i wanna share it with you KELSEY ahhhhhhhhhhh FARADAY SONG it’s a beautiful world and i wanna share it with CRAIG SONG it’s a beautiful world and i wanna share it with JP KELSEY SONG ahhhhhhhhhh ALL SONG yooooooooouuuu ALL SONG sharing is magical sharing is cool ALL SONG sharing is how you make your best dreams come true KELSEY SONG it’s a beautiful world and i wanna share it with you CRAIG SONG it’s a beautiful world and i wanna share it with you ALL SONG KELSEY SONG it’s a beautiful world and i wanna share it with you CRAIG SONG it’s a beautiful world and i wanna share it with you CROWD CANNONBALL that was great, todd! i got some notes! ELIZA bravo! bravo! the singing was terrible, but watching that kid get hurt was hilarious! CRAIG uh, todd? todd, are you okay? JP lil christopher! you play nice! don’t make daddy come over there! please, don’t make me come over there. CRAIG angel! this place is looking great! ANGEL thanks, craig, it means a lot to feel supported. CRAIG we’re happy to help! the creek can do a lot of good when we all pitch in like that. KELSEY yeah! but i still can’t believe tony mozafari would lie about knowing the sing-a- long friends. JP yeah, i bet his best friend’s cousin doesn’t even have a neighbor! SING ALONG FRIEND oi, one of you kids know where we can find the talent show? [Type text]0[Type text]0[Type text]