ALEXIS AMINA BERNARD CARISS CHOIR CRAIG GIBSON JESSICA JP KELSEY NICOLE SONG CRAIG jessica! here’s you backpack! JESSICA thanks, craiggy! NICOLE so the roads to your grandparents were clear when we drove up this morning. BERNARD watch it, craig! sorry, mom. craig’s being a maniac. CRAIG no i’m not!!! NICOLE be patient with him and your sister. i’m counting on you to get them here. BERNARD don’t worry, mom, i’m the responsible one. NICOLE wait, did you remember the punch?! okay, you make sure the lid is on tight so it doesn’t spill over! and don’t forget the candles for the centerpieces i made! and am i forgetting something else…? NICOLE and the gifts! ooh, please don’t forget your grandparents’ gifts. BERNARD mom! i got what you forgot. we’ll see you soon! JESSICA bernard… i accidentally locked the doors, can you open them for me? BERNARD aw, hold on, lemme just— where are my keys… CRAIG alright, looks like we’ve got everything! BERNARD craig!!!!!! CRAIG oh right… i almost forgot to lock it. BERNARD BERNARD BERNARD CHOIR exclusus domus meae JESSICA was that your christmas spirit? CRAIG yeah, whatsa matter with you? BERNARD the keys… are still inside the house. we’re locked out! JESSICA ugh, i am too old for this. CRAIG dude, we’ve done this type of episode already. BERNARD gyerrr—agh!! mom’s gonna kill me! if the cold doesn’t kill me first! BERNARD it’s gonna be dark soon! and it’s been threatening to snow all day! BERNARD eep! JESSICA it’s okay, bernard. we can just break th’ window. CRAIG yeah, we can patch it with ice! BERNARD spare me, you two. wait! the spare key to the house! i left mine with alexis! CRAIG ooo, bernard’s got a girlfriend! BERNARD yes, i do, it’s been well established at this point. we just gotta run to her house, grab the key, and we’ll be on the road in no time! it’ll be a holiday adventure! CRAIG yeah! i’ll lead the way! BERNARD craig. it’s this way. CRAIG yeaaah! i’ll lead the way! SONG haters, keep walkin out i’m hangin out with my girlfriends fools, keep talkin out i’m hangin out with my girlfriends we don’t want drama hey i’m not your mama hey keep callin me triflin while i’m hangin out with my— BERNARD hey ’lexis d’you ha— ALEXIS oh my gosh, nar nar? you made it to the secular holiday celebration after all! my parents aren’t here, so we’re getting a little buck wild, if you know what i mean. AMINA hurry up and find a song for musical chairs, cariss! CARISS ohmygosh, chill. JESSICA musical chairs?!?! i must play, nar nar!!! BERNARD wait, what about the—?! okay, just one game! SONG sittin on a bike seat pedalin to your street reaching for my top speed million miles an hour i can still feel my heartbeat GIBSON what, you afraid to lose? ’cause i ain’t afraid of— y-you? CARISS okay, this song is getting on my nerves. beep. SONG glowin like a power stone buzzin like a cell phone i can’t wait until— GIBSON hyah!! yeah i did it! JESSICA you’re in my seat, gib-son. outta my way, booty! BERNARD wah!! JESSICA mm-hm. AMINA ouch! is that allowed?! JESSICA i’m the queen of the chairs!!! ALEXIS here’s your prize, jessica! JESSICA bernardculars. now i can see into forever just like bernard! BERNARD hey now, my eyes aren’t that bad! CRAIG uh, didn’t we come here for something? BERNARD what? no—oh right!! alexis, we got locked out, do you have the spare key to my house? ALEXIS spare key? didn’t i give it to you, cariss? CARISS wha? no, you know better than that. i gave it to amina. AMINA she’s right. but then i accidentally washed it, sooo… i thought it’d be safer with cariss. CARISS you thought wrong. i gave ‘em to gibson. GIBSON yeah, and i left it back at the williams family home where it belonged. cuz i did not want that kind of responsibility. BERNARD it’s kinda funny if you think about it. BERNARD uuuuugh! JESSICA what now, nar nar? BERNARD tsk, mom and dad were depending on me! i don’t wanna have to call them to come get us! JESSICA yeah, that’s gonna take forever. BERNARD you didn’t give a spare key to one of your friends, craig? CRAIG oh, right! CRAIG alright, guys. this way, this way. after me, after me. KELSEY oh, craig’th! CRAIG hoo! i’m sorry, can i come in? KELSEY oh come in, come in! you look cold! father and i art taking a breaketh from our medieval movie marathon to have hanukkah feast! KELSEY dad! look! craig and his brother and sister are here! JESSICA hi, mr. pokoly! CRAIG so, um, kelsey, i… KELSEY wanteth some foodeth? i made some latkes! CRAIG oh! i would like a latkes i’m hungry! BERNARD where is the spare key craig gave you? KELSEY ah, the key to the williams’ domain? i hid it in the impenetrable chest of keys safely buried deep, somewhere in the land over which mortimor watches. JESSICA what? BERNARD um, where? KELSEY the front yard. KELSEY ugh, i don’t remember exactly where i hid it… but if you find any dragon bones, they’re mine! CRAIG BERNARD BERNARD sewage line? uh oh. BERNARD uh, kelsey? how deep did you bury this thing? KELSEY i tried for the center of the earth! but… my arms are kinda short. CRAIG jessica! you haven’t dug anything! JESSICA i did, too! i dug away all this snow! and then there was only ground! CRAIG may i? CRAIG we found the impenetrable chest of keys! i mean i found the impenatrable chest of keys, let’s make that clear. BERNARD yeaugh!!! CRAIG oh, it’s locked. where’s the key for this, kelsey? KELSEY why, of course, safely also in the impenetrable chest of keys… oh. CRAIG tell your dad sorry your pipes froze, but thanks for the latkes and noodles! KELSEY have a happy hanukkah! CRAIG peace! BERNARD we’ve run all over town, now it’s dark and snowing. it’s so cold, my noodles are already frozen. and mom, she’s probably like— she heard me! NICOLE ooh, you’d better not be driving! but are you almost here? BERNARD mom! no, i’m not driving! i’m just, uh, stopped at a gas station, gassing up! yeah, we left a little late because of some craig and jessica tomfoolery. JESSICA hey! CRAIG hey! NICOLE well drive safe, but hurry! we’ve got cups but no plates, collared but no greens, a tree but no gifts, and the guests are arriving soon! BERNARD well luckily we’ll be arriving soon! seeya! soon!!! JESSICA ber-nard! how could you betray us with that lie! there’s eyes all around, mister! don’t you try and drag my name onto that naughty list with you! CRAIG yeah, this is all your fault! and you can’t trust teens with a key! BERNARD oh okay, my fault?! you locked the door! and your little friend is so dumb, she just— JESSICA stop!! it’s hard to watch you fight! and you two give away spare keys like yesterday’s milk! i trust no one with my spare key, not even my family. BERNARD wait, you have a spare key, jessica? CRAIG where is it? JESSICA back at our house! JESSICA i made up a rhyme to help me remember! JESSICA okay, it goes… uhh… the sun is… uh… no it’s like… the moon at night? no… moon doesn’t rhyme with anything. the sun is sweet, where did they put all of the meeeaaaat?! hmmmmmm… i’m sorry, my brothers, but i can not remember!!! CRAIG hey hey hey, it’s okay, jessica, you did your best! we’ll figure something else out, right? BERNARD i dunno, craig. my toes are frozen and my tips are frosted. what about that jp kid? CRAIG y’know, i gave it some thought, then i just gave it to kelsey. JESSICA i wish the sun was out… i miss it. shining so bright, hearts a flutter, find my keeyy… in the gutter!!! JESSICA that’s where my spare key is! up there! in the gutter! CRAIG yeah! way to go, jessica! BERNARD man, i’m really glad you— wait, why and how on earth did you manage to get them up there?! JESSICA i threw them up there where no one could steal it. ’cause i’m very responsible, bernard. BERNARD so what’s your trick for getting them down? JESSICA there’s no trick. they’re just up there. BERNARD huh?! JESSICA it’s kind of funny if you think about it. BERNARD i’m so cold! JESSICA nobody told you to wear that lil jacket during the winter! BERNARD i hate the bulky stylings of winter coats! CRAIG i have an idea! but it’s gonna take our combined efforts to work. y’all ready? BERNARD i’ll do whatever it takes to look responsible! CRAIG jessica, grab the candy canes from the yard! CRAIG bernard, pull down the lights from around the house! BERNARD hup! heh, that was e— CRAIG aaaand… there! ta daaa! CRAIG nar nar, take these and throw them up towards the gutter. BERNARD okay, here goes! BERNARD yes! i’m gonna look so responsible after all this! now, grab hold, siblings! readyyyyyy… puuuuullll! BERNARD pull harder! JESSICA it’s coming loose! BERNARD we almost got it! CRAIG c’mon, williams’ siblings! JESSICA weeeee did iiiiiiit! bernard & CRAIG yeeaaaah!!! williams! williams! williams! CRAIG whoa! wha?! CRAIG oh. NICOLE i wish you’d have told me you got locked out earlier. we gave the mercer family a spare key years ago! JP haha, yeah! i go to your house all the time when you’re not home. it’s kinda funny when you think about it. JESSICA no, it’s not. BERNARD no, it’s not. CRAIG no, it’s not. BERNARD what a mess. i guess i shouldn’t have lied to mom. CRAIG so we all agree? a dinosaur wrecked the car? CRAIG the truth is now the lie! JESSICA santa can never know… [Type text]0[Type text]0[Type text]